Thursday, 30 January 2014

The EU Elections(UK) - The Mid-Terms(US)

The forthcoming  elections are concentrating the minds of politicians on both sides of the Atlantic. In the UK. the state economy is the most important issue in the voters mind, as it is at all elections. But an EWE(Extreme Weather Event) of prolonged flooding on the Somerset Levels, UK is highlighting the UK Coalition Government's lack of crisis management skills. The inbuilt inertia of the response by Coalition Government to the ongoing flood emergency in the Somerset Levels, and elsewhere in the UK, has become a pivotal issue which could ultimately decide the outcome of the UK General Election in 2015.

The UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, optimises photo opportunities at world leader events, such as the recent meeting in Davos, Switzerland, but in the meantime, his own backyard is disappearing under flood water with no respite in sight. David Cameron is tied to the vested interests of big business and cannot apply lateral thinking (thinking out of the box -  in American parlance) to the flood emergency, even though he has been well briefed on a generic solution to the annual flooding problem in many rural areas of the UK. He now turns to the UK army for help, but large civil engineering projects are not within the expertise or domain of the armed forces. This is no criticism of the military because they have other, much more important commitments. Their trained personnel could be utilised, to good effect, as part of a private sector civil engineering infrastructure project in the Somerset Levels.

The brutal truth is that virtually no civil engineering infrastructure projects involving earthmoving on the grand scale have taken place in the UK since the 1980's. Those who worked on earthmoving in the 1980s are either too old or cannot remember how it was done or they are completely out of date and have not kept pace with modern technology. I believe David Cameron is being advised on infrastructure projects by those who are still stuck in the time-warp of the 1980's and do not have the intellect to function in the 21st Century, where environmental concerns have also to be addressed. Today, big earthmoving projects are no longer the domain of ill-educated, blundering fools, but require the ability to use new technology which is being incorporated into the latest giant earth-movers in order to work within EU environmental legislation framework and produce more effective results.

In the USA, the economy dominates the Mid-term elections but the bad smell of BS(Blanket Surveillance) still dogs the US Democrats. I doubt if freedom loving Americans will ever forgive the US Democrats for so much BS. The US President, Barak Obama, announces grand plans in his State of the Union speech, but with two years to go, they have no credibility. The US President is perceived to be on a two year farewell tour as he gets on the road for the US Mid-term elections. Interestingly, he promotes a more modest agenda on the election trail. Just like many second term US Presidents before him, he is now clearly a lame duck.

The US economy is still virtually flat-lining, even after trillions of stimulus dollars, which tells me that the stimulus dollars have probably been wasted on big business. Big government loves big business because they are bureaucratic mirror images of each other with the same built-in inertia. SMEs(Small and Medium Enterprise) are much more agile in response to the changing world of technology. In fact, it is in the SMEs where the technology of the future is being developed with creativity and  innovation being stifled in the bureaucratic monoliths of global businesses. If it is any comfort to the US electorate, the same business environment exists in the UK, with the added burden of a rigid class structure and zero social mobility.

The consensus amongst politicians on both sides of the Atlantic seems to be that if we "tough it out" then we will all get back to  the status quo of golf at the Country Club and those wonderful Champagne & Canopies parties very soon. However, many people including myself, have already moved on and embraced the technology of the Internet Age. Those who cannot adapt appear to be the dinosaurs of the modern age and we all know what happened to the dinosaurs!

0700 GMT 30/01/2014 Update: Am I detecting the beginnings of an a new outbreak of BSE(Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy)?  I may be mistaken. Similar abnormal behavioural symptoms can be observed in alcohol/drug abusers. To tear up someone's passport without due process is definitely Stalinistic

UK Citizenship does not mean much to me now because I cannot identify with many UK Citizens these days. I am an Engineer, I can function quite adequately as a stateless person. All that UK Citizenship did for me was cause me a huge amount of obstruction and grief while I was wrestling with very difficult technical issues, which would have moved everyone forward in every meaning of the word. UK Citizenship did not work in my favour during my many attempts to start-up a business, because in the UK connections are more important than know-how.

I have travelled to many parts of the world, and I am very familiar with the rest of the world through my lifelong learning/research schedule, but I have only experienced the destructive "politics of envy" in the UK. There is a lack of tolerance of perfectly legitimate alternative views on almost every subject in the UK. It is as if the whole population had been exposed to some form of subliminal brainwashing from an early age. I have never been subjected to these destructive left-wing tactics abroad, even in Communist countries.  That tells you all you need to know!

1245 GMT 31/01/2014 Update: Goodbye David Cameron (UK Prime Minister). "Don't think it hasn't been fun..........because it hasn't!!!"

Goodbye President Barak Obama. (USA). I don't like long Goodbyes!!!

1900 GMT 31/01/2014 Update: C'mon, US Defence Secretary, Chuck Hagel, do some serious ass-kicking and get those Danes to work. They are just posing at the moment! The Danish ambition is for a three hour day.....with an hour for lunch. If the Norwegians want to get into bed with the Danes, then give them the same treatment!! Go get 'em. Chuck!!!"

0630 GMT 02/02/2014 Update: I would like to take this opportunity to thank Oxford University, UK, profusely, for giving the UK two of the most outstanding Prime Ministers, Tony Blair and David Cameron, that the world has ever known. They have been an inspiration to me and motivated me to write these Blogs. Tony Blair said he modelled his life and was inspired to greatness by one of the truly great Rock Stars of the 1960's, Mick Jagger, whose exploits are a lesson to us all. Mick Jagger said his early lifestyle was all Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll. David Cameron is on record as saying how much he admired Tony Blair.

Oxford University boasts that they educate the leaders of the world and I cannot thank them enough for finishing off the education of former US President Bill Clinton. His activities in the Oval Office are legendary and are the subject of much intellectual discussion in the down and out bars of my locale. There are even bets being laid on whether his cigars were from Havana or not.

Thank you, Oxford University, Thank you.....Thank you!!! The UK, and indeed everyone else, will be eternally grateful for your education of the leaders of the world.

0655 GMT 02/02/2014 Update: The bottom line for me in the forthcoming elections is that I will not vote for anyone who is a alcohol/drug abuser. Furthermore, I will not employ anyone who is an alcohol/drug abuser. I will need the results of a toxicology test as proof.

I define the term "abuser" in this context as someone who consumes excessive amounts of alcohol/drugs on a daily basis.

1115 GMT 05/02/2014 Update: I suspect those chemical container  tanks in Libya still have some chemicals in them. If not, then I have a use for them, or similar. But only if they are cleaned and bunded.

0408 GMT 08/02/2014 Update: I told the Detroit City (US) residents that it is a tough world and you will only get one chance of success. Detroit blew it when they went with the US Democrats recovery plan, or lack of recovery plan, and rejected my ideas/help which was a genuinely friendly offer.

Today, the action has moved to Northern California, where the residents will try to tame the drought using my high technology solution. It will be successful and the US Democrats will lose California at the Presidential elections in 2016. The drought relief plan for Northern California is called a tactical strike out of the left-field in political jargon.

As for Michigan, the US Democrats cannot shed the electorate's idée fixe  that they, the US Democrats, have destroyed the finances of Detroit City. Furthermore, nobody believes that Mayor Duggan will ever come up with a viable recovery plan for Detroit's dormant industrial base, even if he was given an infinite amount of time. Michigan will be easy pickings in 2016 when the US Democrats finally screw-up in Detroit City.

0415 GMT 08/02/2014 Update: Here are the songs for today.........The Eagles. However, my all-time favourite Eagles number is Take It Easy...........How appropriate!!!

0335 GMT 09/02/2014 Update: My plan for drought relief in California is copyrighted IP(Intellectual Property). My terms for you using it are that Real Engineers (DentCorp Ltd) takes a controlling interest in any company that uses my IP. The full terms of business for Real Engineers are listed on my Enviromental Blog at 0555 GMT 29/01/2014 Update.

1045 GMT 09/02/2014 Update: Apparently, Morgan Freeman really rates Clint Eastwood as a director. That's a pretty good endorsement in my view. How is Morgan Freeman's voice these days? Can he still sell ice cream to Eskimos? I am not a particular fan of John Travolta, but even I have to admit he is pretty good at playing the bad guy. Also, I have always been impressed by Will Smith.......when he does comedy!

1100 GMT 09/02/2014 Update: Check out Sochi International Airport, I wonder where Vladimir Putin got the idea for the runway extensions. All I can say is that it will not be much fun shovelling snow in Siberia. I am looking forward to my next visit to Moscow to refresh my memory and acquaintances.

I think I will send my Cat 657 team to Sochi to do a bit of landscaping.

This is a classic film/movie for the Sochi Winter Olympics........Dr Zhivago.

0855 GMT 18/02/2014 Update: The UK Conservatives, led by the current UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, are facing a massive defeat at the EU elections as he pursues a policy of denial about the recent UK flood disaster. He is running around the UK, like a headless chicken, trying to claim credit for work done by other while his friends, and Plumbo-Jumbo is a prime example, spend £billions on totally ineffective pumping solutions which do more damage than good.

There are only a short few weeks to the EU elections and the Plumbo-Jumbo team are still mired in flood water. David Cameron said money was no object in combating the floods and we can all clearly see where it has been spent. I suggest the insurance companies claim their losses back from the Plumbo-Jumbo team, for whom "money is no object." I can imagine that it was a similar team to Plumbo-Jumbo that failed  on the Sochi International Airport project, the extraction of toxic chemicals from Syria and the transport of heavy military equipment out of Afghanistan. Plus a host of other failed projects which have cost the UK taxpayer £billions and are to numerous to mention. This is a wake-up call for everyone!

0430 GMT 19/02/2014 Update: I detect the Trade Union bullies of the Unite Union, the Fire Brigade Union and RMT (Rail, Maritime and Transport Workers) Union attempting to hold the UK back in the early 20th Century, in a desperate bid to hold on to power. They have no part to play in the new high technology companies of the 21st Century. Why? Because anyone wishing to start up a new business in the UK will look at the nasty activities of these three Trade Unions(and possible others) and will simply walk away from the UK if they are to be dictated to by Trade Unionists of no education, no skill and no talent. These people have shown by their MO(Modus Operandi) that they have advanced little since the days of the primeval man,  from whom they are descended.

It is a direct result of Trade Union opposition to automation in the 1980s which has resulted in the UK having a low-wage service-based economy for the majority, and a high-wage economy for a few "high-flying" people in the City of London. The losses of the so-called financial wizards of the City of London, since 2007, far outweighs any useful contribution they make to the UK economy.

The perspective of the UK, from places such as Hong Kong, Shanghai and Tokyo, is that it does not have the skilled workforce required for a high technology enterprise. The militant Trade Unions just make Far Eastern investors believe that the UK is just too much hassle. Therefore, they invest elsewhere. The harsh truth is that the UK has been left behind in the 20th Century and some would say the 19th Century.

Unless there is a radical shake up of the UK economy, with the technologists being able to push ahead, then the UK will continue to stagnate. The current flood crisis graphically illustrates the gap between 21st Century technology of pumps being deployed by Sykes and Selwood pumps and the 20th Century pump technology being deployed by what I have, rather amusingly, dubbed the Plumbo-Jumbo team. The really worrying thing is, the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, has spent a vast amounts of money on Dutch pumps, which are not fit-for-purpose,  yet he will not invest in his own home-grown, world beating, pump technology. I cannot understand the logic here and I doubt if anyone else can, even in his own Conservative party.

0512 GMT 19/02/2014 Update: Why do we need all this high technology industry? It is to create the wealth, thus generating the government taxation to enable it to pay benefits to those in need. The government cannot look after the disadvantaged in the UK with reduced income from taxation. We are in the downward spiral of reduced tax income to the government resulting in cuts to benefits. Without wealth creation the UK cannot move on, as older companies simply tread water or just fade away.

At the moment, many older companies are being propped their friends in the Banks, who are also struggling. If we do not break this cycle of diminishing returns,  then the economic outlook for the UK is bleak. The unleashing of the creative talent of the UK, especially in the engineering sector, will have no impact on the rest of the UK, which some describe as a giant theme park. The new, high technology businesses operate below the RADAR in typical office blocks/warehouses/manufacturing plants which are really invisible to the rest of the public. Therefore, high technology businesses do not have detrimental effect on the environment, they simply blend in to the local landscape(or cityscape). For example, high technology businesses often operate out of listed buildings without any damage to the local environment.

0608 GMT 19/02/2014 Update: I think I should clarify my position on Scottish Independence. I oppose Scottish Independence because I fear it will lead to the total break-up of the UK, as the rest of the regions will demand similar status. I entirely empathise with the Scots, who feel a complete disconnect with the Westminster-based UK Government. Having travelled widely in the UK, I know that virtually all the the regions of the UK feel the same disconnect with the Westminster Parliament.

The Westminster Government, whichever party is in power, is dominated by graduates of Cambridge and Oxford(Oxbridge) and the Senior Civil Service has the same graduate profile. This has created a bias at very heart of UK Government. It has resulted in successive Governments running the UK mainly for the benefit of London, the Home Counties, the South East and parts of East Anglia, where the graduates of Oxbridge live. Thus leaving the regions starved of investment.

The UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, openly admits that he cannot venture into Scotland and I think, as a result of his incompetence during the ongoing flood disaster, that also includes many of the regions in England. I cannot see that anyone from "Giro Valley" or the Govan Dust Bowl in Glasgow would have anything in common with a graduate of Oxbridge, many of whom are offensively arrogant.

The disconnect between the Westminster Government and the regions is at the heart of the Scottish Independence issue and this is where I will concentrate my fire. The matter of Scottish Independence is a choice for individual Scots to make.

0345 GMT 20/02/2014 Update: Now for some serious politics. Merle Haggard did not have the best start in life, but he turned his life around and became a role model for reformed prisoners. Incredibly, he is still packing them in today, doing much work to help prisoners. Merle Haggard is a symbol of of the fact that anyone can turn their life around, no matter what the horror story, given sufficient motivation, faith, hope and opportunity.

Willie Nelson is featured on some of Merle Haggard's videos. From what I read, Willie Nelson has been to hell and back and is now "Back on the Road Again."

However, it is so much easier to turn your life around if the economy is on the up!

0425 GMT 20/02/2014 Update: Meanwhile, down in Louisiana........there are still having a ball! Thank you.........Thank you........BP!

0905 GMT 20/02/2014 Update: This is DJ Top-Cat signing off here and here with the unforgettable Vicki Brown.

1135 GMT 20/02/2014 Update: And finally, Good ol' Frank........Sinatra............Who else?

0449 GMT 22/02/2014 Update: Here, we have the previously secret UK MoD report on the drastic long term effect on their operations of Climate Change. The Green Lobby's policy of retreat from every area threatened by sea or flood water is the pathetic ramblings of the Chattering Classes. If we listened to the Green Lobby then we would have to abandon much of London, on the banks of the River Thames, which includes the Westminster Parliament.

 I will make an offer to the MoD: I will buy all the military facilities that the MoD intend to abandon due to the threat of floods for a nominal sum. I will use my know-how to flood-harden these military establishments. I will then lease them back to the MoD at an economic price. It is a win-win situation. I think I will have financial backers for this plan, because I have the technology and the track record. Nobody else in the UK has the know-how to flood-harden a military base, because it requires vast cross discipline system knowledge.

The chaos in the Coalition Government's policy towards Climate Change is illustrated by them ploughing ahead with the HS2(High Speed 2) railway project, whose route through Buckinghamshire and Oxfordshire is one of the most likely areas of the UK for flooding due to Climate Change. The Coalition Government has spent £billions on Green initiatives to tackle flooding, which have failed abysmally, and totally uneconomic Wind Farms, for electricity generation, which  now blight the country scene. I am sympathetic to the Green cause, but their current solutions are not credible in terms of economics or engineering. The remarkable thing about the Green Lobby, and indeed the Coalition Government, is that neither of them will consider any other approach to the Climate Change issue other than those being proposed by people, who claim to be professionals, who seem to be in denial about the evidence before their very eyes.

I have a bit of experience of sea defences from my early days in the Construction Industry and the thing which prevents flooding is the routine maintenance of the flood or sea defences. It is the routine maintenance of flood and sea defences, which has been a part of the rural coastal and flood plain activities for centuries, that was abandoned from about 1997 onwards.  The policy of abandonment of the flood and sea defences all made sense to those in the Green movement who like to "smoke the pipe of peace" and later by vested interests trying to make money out of Green Technology. We have already had one Tory Grandee deselected because of a conflict of interest between his role in the Coalition Government and Green Technology businesses. These people will literally "lose their shirts" financially if we move away from the present Green Lobby inspired policies.

An interesting fact which has emerged from  the Somerset Levels in recent days, is that many farmers in the area grow OSR(Oilseed Rape) and much of this year's crop is still under water. The conspiracy theorists will have a "field day" with this little nugget of information to emerge from the Somerset Levels flooding tragedy. In fact the Somerset Levels are perfect for the trial of a self-sustaining economy, which requires no input  from the outside world in terms of energy, food, fuel or water and is a net exporter of produce/products. This can easily be achieved by private enterprise without breaking any regulations or laws except for the diktat of the vested interests to buy products and services in which they or their friends have a commercial interest. It is not the role of the Coalition Government to dictate to perfectly legitimate private enterprise especially when the public sector, which is their domain, is in such a shambles.

If I want to run my central heating boiler, 4x4 or any truck/diesel engine I might own on OSR oil or any other combustible oil, it has nothing whatever to do with the Coalition Government. The only requirement is that all the emissions of this combustion of any kind  meets EU regulations. In the case of OSR oil, and indeed many other oils, it is very easy to meet the EU regulations with today's technology. This is why I believe in multi-fuel burners and engines so that I can switch to the cheapest available source of oil in any part of the world. It is all possible with today's technology, but it is being violently opposed by the current energy industry and their lackeys in the Coalition Government.

The Coalition Government has committed to Fracking(Hydraulic Fracturing) as a source of gas, but in Colorado, USA, they have a water shortage due to the high consumption of water by the Fracking industry. Fracking water cannot recycled by the Fracking industry because of the many contaminants. By the way, the State of Colorado, USA has just legalised Marijuana, therefore, it probably all makes sense to them!

0525 GMT 22/02/2014 Update: Time for some Willie Nelson therapy. He knows a thing or two about AF(Alternative Fuels). Waylon Jennings is great too!

People have asked me why I have never visited a festival (Country or Pop). The reason is that I was always too busy doing something else. Even today, I am too busy to travel, it would just slow me down! I have always believed, that for me, time in the air is wasted. Unless, of course, I had a high-speed Internet connection on the aircraft, then I might think about it. Having hauled my ass around the world, for some considerable time, I now really appreciate being grounded.

1120 GMT 22/02/2014 Update: We are all waiting to see if the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, can actually "walk on water" in the Somerset Levels and solve the flooding crisis without stealing IP. His choice of incredibly expensive water pumps from Holland, when he has more advanced  pumps manufactured in the UK were available, has mystified the world.

Another interesting fact to emerge from the Somerset Levels is that many Liberal Democrat supporter's properties are under water as their party leaders policy have suggested. I don't think that this was in the Liberal Democrat's plan, but it is a just retribution for  their supporters, who wanted to inflict their crazy environmental plans on everyone else.

0506 GMT 23/02/2014 Update: I believe the US Army and the British Army operate in a similar way in that no officer above the rank of Major is actually on the battlefield with the troops. This story of how the US Army Generals, whose strategies failed in both Afghanistan and Iraq, propose to axe the very people who tried to implement their World War II plans, does not bode well for the future. It would seem that the lessons have not been learned. The allies tried to fight a guerilla war in Afghanistan with rigid rules of engagement and tactics which have not changed for nearly a century. Meanwhile the insurgents used well known guerilla tactics which required the allies to fight in a flexible manner with the decision making at the front-line.The idea that everything has to be authorised by headquarters in a fast-moving battlefield situation is clunky and just slows the allied response on the battlefield down.

I know that in the set piece battles of World War I and II, the Army Generals liked to assume detailed command from a large HQ(Headquarters), which I have always called "Le Chateau," located about 20 - 30 miles behind the front-line. The German Army also used the same large HQ arrangement in World War I and II. This system of command had a response time of days in World War II. Even with today's technology there is a considerable lag between feeding a military request back to HQ and the decision or response being made back to the field of battle. When the enemy is using fast-moving, hit and run guerilla tactics, the HQ command system is simply too slow. To fight this type of war, the officers and men in the battlefield need to have full delegated authority to respond instantly to rapidly changing events on the battlefield.

It is clear that the US Army plans to dismiss many of the officers, from Major down, who have actual experience of fighting a guerilla war in Afghanistan, that the intention is to stick with the World War II style of command structure. I can only anticipate the same outcome in any future conflict as the failed outcomes in Afghanistan and Iraq, because the same MO(Modus Operadi) and inflexible strategies will be used.

It is notable that General Eisenhower had only a Plan A for D-Day and anyone who has studied military strategy and tactics will know the limitations of this inflexibility. The ability to re-plan or modify the operation, in the field in real time, in order to adjust to rapidly changing events, has proved decisive in many battles in the past, as we all know. But the Generals are not prepared to delegate the re-planning/modification of military operations to the officers and men in the field. Why? Because we would need substantially fewer Generals!

0537 GMT 23/02/2014 Update: The UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, belatedly recognises the seriousness of the Scottish Independence issue and ventures to Scotland.  I find myself in the embarrassing situation of actually agreeing with the Scottish First Minister, Alex Salmond, that David Cameron "has been asleep at the wheel" on the UK  Flooding Crisis and on the Scottish Independence issue.

David Cameron was posturing on the world stage at Davos 2014, which I believe is just a photo-opportunity, when 25% of the UK was underwater and the breakup of the UK, precipitated by a Scottish vote for independence, was a distinct possibility. This is precisely the same scenario which I have discussed above with respect to the US Army.

The centralised government of the UK is exactly the same as the HQ style command system used by the US Army. It's response is depressingly slow in a crisis.  Even worse, information becomes distorted as it slowly filters up the command chain, so that the top level decision makers do not have a true picture of what is happening on the ground. The same rationale can be applied to these Multi-National Global Companies, which I dislike so much. It is the SMEs(Small & Medium Enterprises) who can adapt and respond instantly to a rapidly changing environment.

0940 GMT 23/02/2014 Update: Can the Daily Telegraph really support this claim that the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, was actually in control of events during the Flood Crisis? I would like to see their hard evidence. I think that all David Cameron did was to pose for photographs/videos in a vain attempt to take credit for the work of others. I know the MO(Modus Operandi) of David Cameron and, indeed, any other politician.

I believe if you asked David Cameron to supply a few hard facts about the events of the last few weeks he would be unable to do so. In my opinion, he and his cabinet were merely observers as the local people and private enterprise did battle with the UK  Flood Crisis. It is to the eternal discredit of the Daily Telegraph to put such a spin on the Prime Minister's role in the Flood Crisis. I think everyone knows that his only contribution to the Flood Crisis was to buy some extremely expensive water pumps from Holland and pretend that they were "doing the job." This will be a defining moment for David Cameron, if I am proved to be correct.

For David Cameron to have introduced a "Nazi style" government propaganda machine into the UK media, in order to take political advantage from the Flood Crisis, is offensive in the extreme but not unexpected. I think that in time the truth will come out and I will be proved to correct in my assumptions about the extensive deceit of the UK general public by the News Media over an extended period.

1015 GMT 24/02/2014 Update: We really don't want Piers Morgan back in the UK! We already have more than our share of losers. I bet that is a Havana Cigar he is smokin'. It really tells you all you need to know about his illogical mind.

0720 GMT 25/02/2014 Update: The UK Coalition Government has been a disaster for the Conservatives by dragging them out of position, too far to the Left of politics. This has exposed the Conservative Right flank, which may or may not be taken by UKIP in the forthcoming EU elections and the General Election, due in 2015.

The UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, has realised the strategic mistake of going into a Coalition Government with a Liberal Democrat party, which is to the Left of Labour and is about to disappear from the UK political scene. In desperate economic times, any third party gets squeezed into oblivion, as illustrated by the German elections last year. It would probably have been easier for the Conservatives to have operated as a minority government and formed a working relationship with the Labour party, but that is with the benefit of hindsight.

In my opinion, every single Liberal Democrat Minister of State has proved to be an unmitigated incompetent (Les incompétent ) and completely unfit for government. That is not to say that I have been impressed by any Minister of State from the Tory ranks.

0855 GMT 25/02/2014 Update: To brighten your day here is Vangelis showing us all how to create the music soundtrack of a timeless, classic film(movie).

0615 GMT 26/02/2015 Update: Here and here are the musical accompaniment to Bill Clinton's tour of the Kentucky Bluegrass country in the USA. Ask Ol' Bill Clinton if he still enjoys those Havana Cigars!

0915 GMT 26/02/2014 Update: I remember travelling in a remote part of the USA, which was so memorable that I have forgotten its name. I came upon what the Americans call a one horse town......only the horse had died in a snowstorm in '97.......1897. The town was called Cajones El Grande, which I could never translate because everyone I asked simply said: "Ya don't know?......... It was only when I got Google Translate that I found out it means Big Cajones.......I'm still no wiser!

Anyway, the  Cajones El Grande township consisted of three dilapidated wooden shacks and some kind of religious monument called St Daniels. It was in St Daniels that I met this guy wearing a black Stetson who introduced  himself as Clint.........."Clint Eastwood?" I asked. "No" he said "Clint Arswood.........I didn't get quite as lucky as Clint Eastwood."

After several hours of discussing how the principles of stress and strain applied to the buxom woman behind the bar, Clint suddenly got religion and burst out with.......... "And the Lord said "Let there be light!"...........And there was light!!.........And you could see for (expletive deleted) miles!!!"

After his outburst, he promptly fell I did.. the back of my Thrifty Rental Jaguar saloon which I picked up at San Francisco Airport. The Thrifty Rental female representative let me have it.......the the same price as the compact Chevy with the 8 litre eco-engine.

By the way, the buxom lady behind the bar in St Daniels was called Juanita, probably on account of the fact she had only one tooth in left in her head. Clint always referred to her as Where Eagles Dare, for some strange reason. Before his religious outburst, Clint told me that Juanita reminded him of that unforgettable line by Richard Burton from the film(movie) Where Eagles Dare..........."What a disguise!" Clint's role model, Clint Eastwood, had a supporting role in the same film(movie)..........He only killed about 150 people.......but I may be doing him an injustice..........It could have been many more.

Later that evening, Juanita put Hank Williams on and we had a smooch to the soothing refrains of Ol' Shep. Juanita confided in me, during the dance, that she had made a few dollars working in St Daniels and she could now afford to have her last tooth pulled out and a new stove put in.

When I woke up next day at 0500, I drove into a desert, which looked as though someone had tested a nuclear weapon in nearby Los Alomos. Much later, I came upon what can only be described as a two horse town, where I immediately took a wrong turn into a scrap yard. A giant of a man, who made the Terminator seem like a friendly soul, came over and snarled; "Ya can't bring that Limey junk in here!.......Its radioactive!!........ Can't you hear the (expletive deleted) alarm!!!............. Quickly I replied  "No...... I'm sure I turned the radio off a few miles back........I distinctly remember............ It was tuned to Radio Out-in-the-Stix.........Playing Dolly Parton singing Smokey Mountain Memories!"

Having a great sense of self-preservation, I decided to retrace my tracks back to San Francisco Airport...........It's a bit further than you think.................from New Mexico to Alcatraz.

This story is an amalgam of approximately true events, which could only have happened to me........I have just Americanized the  odd location. The names of people and places have been changed to protect the innocent.

1148 GMT 26/02/2014 Update: You are probably wondering why I do not  visit the USA again when I have enjoyed my travels there so much in the past, as you can probably deduce from the little story above.

Well........The truth is............ I don't want you to be disappointed..........When you see me in the flesh........As you might say.

Today, I look like Alan  Ladd, in the film Shane 1953, but with another 60 years and a few million miles on the clock. I have tried plastic surgery, down at Acme Plastic Consultants, but they must have had a bad day. An intellectual Executive Scaffolder, in my local bar, said I had gone too cheap on the Plastic Surgery.......... With the $50 economy job........I should gone for the $75 de luxe special.

I have tried Botox.........But it doesn't taste nearly as good as the many Tequila Sunrises, that Juanita made for me, all those years ago in St Daniels.

My stage presence and my social interaction skills took a bit of a nosedive after I came off the Wild Turkey!

Recently, I  have had a Charisma Bypass and I have become a boring bas***d. The strange thing is that I fit right in, here in the UK these days. Because it is everyone's ambition in the UK to be boring.

So there you have it! There is just my laptop between me..........Dementia...........And the old folks home.

By the way,  the laptop now has a 320GB hard drive and 4GB RAM, plus the original 3.2GHz Duo Core Processor.............. And I bought it off ebay for $20............ It really flies!..........Like a rat up a drain!!.........Not Bad!!!.........For an old Wrinkly!!!!

1215 GMT 26/02/2014 Update: It is difficult to pick someone special out of the Gospel Video Feast above..........Because they are all special.  However,  my best singers/songs, so far, are thisthisthis and this.

I am not promoting religion, because it is a deeply personal choice for the individual.............I just love great singing!

1508 GMT 26/02/2014 Update: Reading back over today's efforts.........I realise that I have seen too many old films(movies)...........Unfortunately for me, my whole life has been like an old film(movie)...........A disaster film(movie).

1018 GMT 27/02/2014 Update: I have recently been reminded that Elvis Presley was a really great Gospel singer, which many people did not realise. Here is a treat for Elvis fans, everywhere.

2010 GMT 27/02/2014 Update: This is DJ Top-Cat signing off with David Essex.

0800 GMT 28/02/2014 Update: In view of the extensive criminal activity around the world involving scams of various kind, Real Engineers(DentCorp Ltd) would like to make it clear that we have no connection with any other company, organisation or person(s). If someone has approached you claiming they represent me or my companies or have access to my IP(Intellectual Property), then you have been seriously misled, no matter how plausible the approach.

No company, organisation or person(s) has contacted me  to seek my agreement on any proposed scheme. In fact, I do not receive any business email of any kind from others in the UK or abroad, which probably means my email is being intercepted.

It is possible that I am being deprived of legitimate income by the pretext that I am doing something illegal. Probably, others are actually acting illegally themselves, whilst trying implicate me and my legitimate companies in order to obtain my legally copyrighted IP. I think my legal position has already been well tested and is completely sound.

Any projects which I have proposed on my Blogs in the past, and are now being put forward by others, do not have my agreement, participation or access to my IP. In this case, any person(s) purporting to speak on my behalf does not have access to my legally held IP, no matter how high their position/rank. Older, failed project proposals are never revisited by Real Engineers, because the business case for them disappears as time, relentlessly, moves on.

There is absolutely no citizen in the UK who is above the law and I think they already know it. In any case, EU Law overrules UK Law. I believe this is behind the moves to renegotiate a separate deal for the UK with the EU. It is a fundamental principle of human rights, that in a democracy, nobody can act outside the law. Otherwise it is not a democracy, it is despotic rule. The law applies equally to all citizens of the UK and it does make exceptions for class or any other circumstance, no matter what you have been told.

I will be otherwise occupied with hardware for the next few days while the authorities sort out a mess, which I believe, is all of their own making. This just confirms in one's mind that it is nearly impossible to do business in the UK, because the political environment is hostile to anything they cannot control, such as SMEs(Small & Medium Enterprises). It is all  a depressing reminder why potential inward investors shy away from the UK. The UK, as a target for inward investment,  is simply not worth the hassle at the moment.

1425 GMT 28/02/2014 Update: Here is Engelbert, one of the greatest romantic singers of all time. He could make any woman in the world emotional. The only comparable singer  of Engelbert's era was Julio Iglesias. Both these singers had what it takes to stay at the top for 30 years and both connected with their audience in a very special way.

And here is Vicki Brown, probably the best romantic female singer from my early days. She was very popular in mainland Europe, where they like all the sentimental songs.

One of the most inspiring female singers of the modern era is probably Heather Small of M-People. She uses all her acting and dancing skills to add-value to her outstanding live shows and to connect enthusiastically with the audience.

In terms of American artists, Cher and Tina Turner were probably the two of the best from the old days. They were wild!!

One of the best live performers was the great composer/singer/musician, Roy Orbison. I actually saw Roy Orbison's live show in the UK and I can confirm that he was one of the best live acts that I have ever seen. His vocal range was unbelievable.

This is the most interesting video from the mix........... Who is that guy in the dark suit getting guitar lessons?.........He looks like a poseur to me!........Somebody has just told me he is the Boss!!........If he is the Boss, then no wonder we are all going down the tubes!!!

1615 GMT 01/03/2014 Update: The poetry of Dylan Thomas is an acquired taste, but when he reads his own poetry it is so much more meaningful. There is much disinformation about his life and even his death, but I think poets try to promote a wild image.

0635 GMT 02/03/2014 Update: This is how Phil Collins used to be. Unfortunately, his extreme Socialist politics have virtually wiped out all my good memories of him. The Politics of Socialism are a very destructive force, whereas I always try to be constructive and encourage.

Note that Phil Collins uses high quality, wide bandwidth ear buds. Therefore, the audio feedback of his own voice keeps his voice on pitch. However, I believe his voice sounds more natural here and it is the Phil Collins I used to quite like. I like this sketch, because it is how I imagined the events really happened and it is funny too!

The probable reason why Phil Collins uses ear buds is the audio level of his band is so high that he cannot hear his own voice. I believe that many bands today operate at decibel levels which are damaging to human hearing. Hence, we need to switch to a distributed sound system, where the audio is at the same, safe level, throughout the venue. This is all possible with today's technology. It is notable that Phil Collins' backing group does not use ear buds, for audio feedback of their own voices, and they sound terrific.

By the way, my attitude to people who don't want the job is,  either I will do it myself or relocate to another part of the world, where people are more interested in moving forward. Also having some fun and earning good money along the way. The rule with all start-ups is:  If I make money, then you make money. If you screw-up, then I simply move on to another project.

1910 GMT 02/03/2013 Update: Perhaps Mantovani and his Orchestra can calm everyone down and soothe their nerves.

0545 GMT 08/03/2014 Update: I know what you are saying? Why does he keep blaming (expletive deleted) Socialists for everything. The truth is.............Every time I am having a problem, when I find the root cause, it is always some Socialist introducing their poisonous politics into the workplace.

For example, ever since Microsoft incorporated Flash into Windows 8/8.1 I have had nothing but grief. When I check out the Microsoft directors I find the board is stuffed full of US Democrats. Even their ill-educated co-founder is a raving Democrat. This is the company who bought Skype. But for what purpose, given the revealations of BS(Blanket Surveillance).

I am also having problems on and off with Google. When I check their board of directors, I find the they are "in bed" with the US Democrats. Even in the UK, almost every bad experience can be traced back to the devious, and many believe illegal, activities of Socialists.

It is the strange destructive behaviour which has led me to believe that Socialist are not rational in the commonly understood meaning of the word. Their logic does not make much sense to me. Why would anyone want to be poor if there was money to be made. The preservation of a society which is mired in poverty is not worth preserving. It is only the control freaks of all parties who wish to keep society poor so that they can control and regulate them. Unfortunately for them, the Internet is a liberating influence, allowing like minded people to communicate legitimately around the world.

The Internet giants of the USA are now desperately trying to preserve the status quo, but I am afraid they will be destroyed financially and technically on the alter of Socialism. Why private enterprise companies such as Google and Microsoft should align themselves with Socialists, is a mystery to almost everyone. But these Internet monoliths do fit my theory.  They ar
e just giant bureaucracies and are a mirror image of big government. These lumbering dinosaurs of the Internet will be extinct within 5 years and big government will be relegated to the irrelevance of controlling a minimised public sector shambles. In the UK, the government seems to resemble a parish council, with the real "action" taking place elsewhere in the world and their orders being conveyed to them later, over the telephone from far-off lands.

As a result of my observations, I have come to some conclusions, posted in my health Blog, which I believe can be the only explanation for the illogical behaviour of Socialists and their fellow travellers. Therefore, I will not vote in the forthcoming EU elections for anyone who cannot produce the results of a toxicology test to prove that they are not an alcohol/drug abuser. It is not unreasonable to ask that those who wish to rules us can confirm they are clear thinkers and are not being influenced by the ingestion of toxic substances.

The bottom line for me is that I will not vote for, or pay the wages through taxes of, anyone who is an alcohol/drug abuser. Finito!

1955 GMT 09/03/2014 Update: Although I am far from an expert on classical music, I rather like The Planets by Gustav Holst. The theme of the planets seemed very appropriate as I grew up through the beginnings of space exploration.

0345 GMT 10/03/2014 Update: The film(movie) The River Wild starring Meryl Streep was one of her very best. She had to raise her game to prevent being "upstaged" by Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon is one of those actors who always gets the "phone call" because he can be relied on to to a good job.

I only know actor/musicians/singers by their work and did not realise for some time that Kevin Bacon was part of the Bacon Brothers. I tend to know more about the artistic work of people from the 1950s -1990 and I am not up to speed with current artists. Probably the Desk/Laptop finally took over my life around 1990 and I have been "burning it" ever since. It keeps your brain active, but your social skills take a bit of a nosedive. As  I never had any social skills, it really didn't matter at all because "my space is Cyberspace."

By the way, I am not connected to Kevin Bacon by any degree! I was aware of the Kevin Bacon game many, many years ago but did not realise that people were still interested.

0405 GMT 10/03/2014 Update: Roy Orbison was asked in a television interview how he was able to make this emotional connection to the audience when he didn't prance around the stage like a demented loon. The TV interviewer asked "How does that work?" Roy Orbison replied, rather wittily, "I stand there and sing, and the audience watches me." The TV interviewer failed to understand that it was words and music of Roy Orbison's songs which connected so effectively with the audience. In any case, it is almost impossible to sing and play a guitar to Roy Orbison's standard and dance at the same time.

0645 GMT 10/03/2014 Update: You do not have to do anything when those who are still "stealin' hub caps," metaphorically speaking, try to steal your IP. Eventually, they overreach themselves and self-destruct.

In the film Ben Hur 1959 the main character was referred to as 41, when he was a Roman slave. However, I prefer to be called 51, because that is the percentage which I take out of your company when you use my IP. If you use my IP without my consent, then I adopt what is known as the "nuclear option," again metaphorically. This involves "taking down"  your company (or you)  until it is just a burnt out cinder. You all had a choice!

0825 GMT 11/03/2014 Update: The confrontation with Russia over the Ukraine crisis is a perfect example of RR(Ramping the Rhetoric), as we used to call it in the old days. The problem with RR in the nuclear age is that you appear to be such a "wimp" when, inevitably, you have to back down or face MAD(Mutually Assured Destruction). It is far better to use diplomatic channels, rather than empty rhetoric in the media, because everyone knows that only a lunatic would contemplate a nuclear war with all its consequences for the next 100 years.

Unfortunately, the US Secretary of State, John Kerry, has backed out of a diplomatic meeting with Vladmir Putin. Apparently, he didn't fancy having "tea" with  Ol' Vlad, and I don't blame him really. I always take along little gizmo, when I am travelling in "unknown territory," just to check that the background is not ticking along a "bit too fast." Of course, you have to know what is a "bit too fast" in the first place!

0926 GMT 11/03/2014 Update: They say that "imitation is the most sincere form of flattery." However, if you try to imitate someone like me, then there is a distinct possibility of mistaken identity. I have pi**ed off so many people that any imitation of my work or appearance is liable to lead to the "ultimate sanction." After living through a lifetime of hatred, I am well aware of what, mostly drug-fuelled, Socialists are capable of doing. Therefore, I wouldn't dream of even trying to impersonate myself or trying to steal my own IP.

Mistaken identification is commonplace in the world of surveillance, which was proved recently when some poor old pensioner in San Francisco was wrongly accused of involvement in the MtGox Bitcoin "alleged" fraud. After reading this article and applying a little lateral thinking, the question that springs to my mind is whether the CIA(or some other intelligence agency) brought down MtGox Bitcoin to protect the vested interests of conventional financial sector.

If it can be shown that MtGox used a Microsoft OS on its servers, then I think this line of inquiry is worth pursuing. Now that people have committed suicide as a result of the MtGox Bitcoin crash, I think the FBI should check if  there was no involvement by the CIA(or some other intelligence agency) in what, I believe, is a very suspicious incident. The continuing revealations of Edward Snowden about BS(Blanket Surveillance) makes me think that there may be a possible connection between the MtGox Bitcoin alleged fraud and the CIA (or some other intelligence agency).

It is very difficult to know where the truth lies in the murky world of spying. All I can say is the MtGox Bitcoin crash has the MO(Modus Operandi) of a secret operation, or Cyber-Attack, to protect a conventional financial sector already under pressure because of the longevity of the recession . It should be quite easy to check out this theory with close examination of the MtGox' servers  by independent computer experts. This form of expert investigation of the MtGox' servers should always be standard procedure in all cases of alleged computer-based fraud.

1950 GMT 11/03/2014 Update: Trini Lopez was really popular when I was young and if you listen music, it has certainly stood the test of time. Note that he plays, and in the past he has designed, Gibson Guitars.

2025  GMT 12/03/2014 Update: It looks as though the censorship of the Internet is already in action in the UK. My ISP, Virgin Media is blocking films being streamed from Viooz, and others, on copyright grounds. Why Virgin Media should think they can arbitrarily block films from any foreign server is beyond me. If there is a copyright problem then the plaintiff should take it up directly with Viooz.

It is a mystery to me why any British court can have jurisdiction over a dispute involving Hollywood studios who are dubiously claiming copyright against a company streaming movies from a server based abroad. The judge clearly has no idea how the Internet works and is now in a legal tangle that he or she does not understand.

The UK government  has  involved themselves in a legal tussle between Hollywood studio's dubious copyright claims and the movie streaming companies such as Viooz. This incredibly stupid action  has cost them the vote of a vast number people in the 18 - 25 year old age group. I can now confidently predict that we will be saying goodbye to the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, in the near future, because Labour could not have thought of a better way to sabotage the Conservative vote.

The Hollywood studios will only have been granted a time-limited injunction and I doubt if any of them can support their copyright claims. This all tells me that Hollywood is defunct and totally bereft of new ideas. The concept of creativeness died many years ago when junkies became the norm. Hollywood threw these old films(movies) in the trash can years ago and are only showing an interest now because others have been creative and found a very good use for this material.

The time has clearly come to salvage anything worthwhile from Hollywood, send all the addicts to rehab and bulldozer the ancient studios. We can set up in more modern surroundings elsewhere with a clean crew, who are both creative and original. It would be relatively easy to find and train the stars of the future who can really act, dance, play and sing, instead of today's sub-standard residents of Hollywood, most of whom are well past their sell-by date.

The US Democrats always wheel out their lawyers when they are beaten. It is all symptomatic of a nation in terminal decline lashing out at everyone, in a vain attempt to assert their lost authority. The US Democrats have behaved so disgracefully in office that they have cost the USA the leadership of the Western Democracies. More importantly, they have lost the technological lead in many vital areas of Engineering. It is unforgivable! This bullying behaviour is so reminiscent of the decline and decadence which is the fate of all Empires, eventually.

To say I am disappointed at the USA's decline is an understatement.

0205 GMT 13/03/2014 Update: Being at a loose end yesterday, I thought I would try to talk to my partner again this year.  I have been studying those George Clooney moves, but I still haven't acquired his fashion essential.........the John Deere cap.

I ventured into the lounge where I found my partner at full stretch watching TV. I thought I would try one of those ice-breaker conversation intros, so I kicked off with: "An explosive decompression of the aircraft passenger cabin at 30,000 feet would cause the autopilot to descend the aircraft, at the limit of its stress envelope, in order  to restore the atmosphere/cabin pressure equilibrium ASAP. This autopilot corrective action may or may not compromise the integrity of  the airframe. What do you think?"

My partner replied, rather daintily I thought, "WTF are you talking about? Foxtrot Oscar back to that scrap heap you call a study............I'm gonna watch the Zydeco Lead Cup Handicap Stakes! My money is on the Ol' Wirlin' Dervish to make a comeback!!

Much later, after venting my frustration on the US Democrats.......It's great therapy!..........You should try it!!.........I heard that the Ol' Wirlin' Dervish was indeed in fine form and that she beat Anna Onatop into second place. Unfortunately, later that evening, the Ol' Wirlin' Dervish went lame trying to execute a celebration triple Zydeco Salsa with half-pipe, full twiston and mick fitz. The vet took the Ol' Wirlin' Dervish behind the beer tent and gave her a few shots..........Of Blue. It is hoped the Ol' Girl will have recovered in time to take on  "Cocktails at Dawn" in the Group 007 Air Fungus Hangover Hurdle for 16-18 year old stayers/goers.

 The Ol' Wirlin' Dervish is much improved lately since her recent wind operation, which has made her much faster on(in) the flat. This is probably her last season over(out in) the sticks, then she is going to Kentucky as breeding (night)mare.

It's the way I tell 'em!

0504 GMT 13/03/2014 Update: The vet has prescribed this music therapy for the  Ol' Wirlin' Dervish to aid her recovery. Apparently this music is of her style and era when she was just a yearling. Give it some (green) wellie.........girl!............Bottoms up!!...........Chaps!!!

0608 GMT 13/03/2014 Update: This was all a very nice workout for the US Mid-terms. If the smart-ass US Democrats/Socialists p**s me off again, then I will take another 5 points out of their share of the vote.

1340 GMT 13/03/2014 Update: I have always thought that the Twist was quite easy until I saw this video.

Here is something you don't see every day. You wait for hours, then three come along at once.

This mix is dedicated to BPs(Button Pusher) or TSOs(Touch Screen Operative) everywhere.

If I could only Turn Back Time!

Here is Kool & the Gang with Celebration, dedicated to all those who won today.

Car Wash was one of those iconic films(movies) that tackled the big issues of the day head on. It was also very funny too.

I never met any Uptown Girls in the type of bars which I escaped from when I was a young lad. It is quite remarkable that I survived relatively unscathed.

0458 GMT 14/05/2014 Update: Time to "get down" with some classic Motown. If you can really boogie, this is the music for you.

Motown, where Engineering has Soul and they coexist in perfect harmony. In the case of the UAW(United Auto Workers), Motown also has  R-Soul(s). You couldn't invent a story as ridiculous as this. VW management has lost the plot, or are they on pot.

Those Good Ol' Boys in Chattanooga, Tn, USA, should tell the UAW to Foxtrot Oscar back to Detroit and screw-up GM..........Just as they have always done in the past!.......... After all GM loves recalls!!......... That's why GM is that great company we all admire today!!!........... It is so..o profitable!!!!

Cocktails at Dawn?..............Again?.........Anyone?

0615 GMT 14/03/2014 Update: By the way, if (expletive deleted) Socialists do not like my views, or indeed anything about me, then I should remind you that I was cast in the fire of Socialist hatred. This is what gives me the cutting edge. My ambition is to bury Socialism in the sewerage pond from which it emerged. Socialism is the destructive "politics of envy" and while they all busy trying to "take down" someone like me, the rest of the world is disappearing over the horizon both in terms of economics and technology.

For me, it all ends here for the destructive, reactionary Socialists or we all die(politically) in the process. Remember, if you die(literally) on the Brecon Beacons, then you weren't good enough. The same maxim applies to politics(politically..... not literally).

Just pressing the "Sport Button," ready for the US Mid-Terms!

2045 GMT 14/03/2014 Update: More from the very accomplished Candy Christmas(who said gospel couldn't swing) and the  inspirational Lynda Randle (a beautifully unique bass voice)..........Not Bad!.............The singing I mean!!

1808 GMT  15/03/2014 Update: My best selections from the Candy Christmas mix are: The Trio and Marshall Hall.

I do like the big finale so this is DJ Top-Cat signing out with David Essex.

2015 GMT 15/03/2014 Update: As an Engineer, I have found it difficult to understand women. They have a totally different set of priorities to me. I can effortlessly disenchant any woman in less than a minute by doing nothing which I would consider to be problematic.

For example, I remember when I was about 20 years old taking this girl home after a few drinkies at an exceptionally nice country pub. When I dropped her off at her apartment around midnight, she invited me up for coffee. I replied, rather reluctantly, "Sorry, but I have to fix this big Cat(erpillar) at 0600..........Never did see her again!..........What would you have done?

I have often thought that I would prefer to  rebuild my computer rather than go to some exclusive cocktail party where the A list guest was some ageing pop star, who you just cannot remember. Women do not seem to see it my way. I have long since given up on them and now confine myself to Cyberspace. However, there was this singer in KL..............but that's all I remember of that particularly good evening "blowin' the froth off a few."

0225 GMT 16/03/2014 Update: Just a clarification for those out in Cyberspace with a "tabloid mentality." Nothing "happened" during my visit to KL. The story above is my use of Comédie Noir to generate a few more clicks. 

As I recall, I visited KL for a company conference, which I found to be an incredibly boring waste of time for me. The outcome of this conference was to commit the business equivalent of hari kari. The singer was performing in my hotel foyer bar and I often caught her last number on returning to my hotel room, alone again naturally..........After taking in some local colour in the less salubrious bars of down-town KL.

0435 GMT 16/03/2014 Update: Another clarification for all those Roy Orbison fans out there in Cyberspace. I believe it was Eric Clapped-out who persuaded Roy Orbison to change from his wonderful, big Gibson ES335 guitar, with its  rich harmonics, to the more tinny, smaller varieties which Ol' Clapped-out used. You need to understand symbolism to comprehend Ol' Clapped-out's objection to Roy Orbison's Gibson ES335.

We all know the history of the wood used in the Gibson ES335, but existing owners can recycle their ES335 guitars with new electronics which you can probably buy in kit form from Gibson. In addition, the new Gibson 339 is the replacement for the ES335.

0755 GMT 17/03/2014 Update: This is Heather Small, backed by M-People, as you have never seen her before..........Dancing with her boots on. Note the added-value to the interpretation of the music and song by Heather Small's acting and dancing skills. I believe this is what the Americans refer to as eye candy! Also note the psilocybin-effect of watching Heather Small boogie!!

I think Billy Joel and Heather Small must use the same garage!!!

0835 GMT 17/03/2014 Update: A new film uses the adjective "Divergent" as its title and refers to "Divergents" to describe a new species. Unfortunately for the unremarkable author, there is no such noun as "divergent(s)." This misuse of the English Language leads me to think that the author must be semi-literate. It is usual that you understand a word, and its contextual meaning, before you use it. Unless of course the author is inventing new words or using the local vernacular.

I think the author of Divergent was searching for the word mutant to describe a new species or sub-species which has mutated from an existing species. For example, I could say that the author of Divergent had mutated, or even degenerated, genetically from his/her antecedents of my generation and was, therefore, a mutant or degenerate.

0505 GMT 20/03/2014 Update: This is how malicious gossip is spread. A bar person or waiter/waitress or others nearby, overhears this partial conversation: "George Osborne is history and David Cameron is inadequate......".......You can imagine the headlines in the tabloids next day!

1132 GMT 20/03/2014 Update: The biggest mistake Sir Peter Tapsell made in politics, was going into politics in the first place.

0345 GMT 23/03/2014 Update: I always thought Dylan Thomas wrote his best poetry in bars, cafés, or pubs. Often, Dylan Thomas would leave behind many early drafts of his work and you probably know what happened to them. It is amazing how the Socialists can "discover"  retrospectively. I am afraid that people who did not have a good word to say about Dylan Thomas when he was alive, have no credibility when they start eulogising about him after his death. Having forgotten him for more than fifty years. Drinking and smokin' certainly contributed to Dylan Thomas' untimely demise.

The most interesting part about Dylan Thomas' life is the untimely end in a New York hotel on the 9th November 1953. There are many mysterious circumstances surrounding his death, which probably explains all the wild conspiracies theories at the time. As I always say, conspiracy theories are harmless fun unless, of course, one of them happens to be true!

It is amazing what you find out when you start digging into the past. There are certain post-war years where many momentous events occur in one year. I have identified these as years of generational change. It is easy to pick them out because they seems to be an unusual number of big events in one year. Many of these events during year's of generational change, I have identified as potential criminal activity by the "Luddites" i.e. those who oppose the generational change.

In the end, the generational change inevitably went ahead, with or without the UK's participation. But the UK's lack of appetite for any kind of change probably explains why the UK's influence in the world is diminishing. There is an interesting thing about the change brought about by the Internet, there is virtually no impact on the environment. In fact there is little visual impact of Internet based industries or technology. So why do the "Luddites" oppose change today, if it makes no impact on their own lives? It is all about control. The "Luddites" want to control and spy on the Internet.

Traditionally, the USA has controlled the Internet, but it is slowly and surely being taken away from them, simply because they can no longer be trusted with our data. In this battle for control of the Internet there have already been casualties, namely Cloud Computing and the Internet of Things. Trust is an intangible characteristic, which is more valuable than gold. It takes years to gain trust, but only a short period of rash behaviour before it is lost. Once trust is lost it can never be regained.

An example of trust comes from Radio and TV News in the form of Ed Morrow. He gained the trust of the public by his accurate reporting over many years, so that the public believed what he said to be true. This characteristic of trust was later referred to in TV News journalism as gravitas. In the UK, the BBC was trusted, but it has now become politicised and biased by left wing journalists. The credibility of BBC news teams is virtually zero. Gravitas is a non-existent characteristic at the BBC and many other news outlets today.

0532 GMT 23/03/2014 Update: People ask me: " Why don't you get out more?"........"Well.....I tell you...........I have this image problem...........I don't smoke dope!........Hell!!... I know it is a terrible thing to say!!!....... The upside is, that you can sit real close to me......Without being endangered by fumes............But it does cause a lot of gossip...........I was described by a friendly (r)soul as being more like a "nightclub bouncer" than an engineer.................To be an engineer these days, apparently, you have to be a dope smokin', tall-thin guy(or gal), looking like a model for an Oxfam advert, who doesn't know jack-s**t about anything............ Except of course, a touch-screen...........Me?........ I'm used a computer that I can really rev up in the open-plan office............ But I couldn't be down wind of those guys and gals..........So I'm staying low, as they say in the trade...........Until an opportunity to get out on the road again presents itself.............Probably, KL...........I don't know why....... But I keep thinking about that place........Must be some reason why it is always on my mind!

0603 GMT 23/03/2014 Update: By the way, the so-called wreckage in the Southern Ocean off Perth, Western Australia. will probably turn out to be what is left of Branson's Virgin Group. Sorry BBC, but the drift and the prevailing wind swings the other way in the Southern Ocean. A bit like the Australians.

0650 GMT 23/03/2014 Update: To all those ladies, and possibly gentlemen, out there in Cyberspace, who are fantasising about this fictional Blog author called James Westmorland. It is just a fantasy. The reality is your worst nightmare (nothing to do with politics) come true, especially if you are a (expletive deleted) Socialist. I have no social skills, which is why I became an Engineer. Even today, I still Engineer things. I am very good with my hands and equipment.

1501 GMT 23/03/2014 Update: I have always thought that Socialism stinks. But, after some close encounters of the worst kind, I know that many Socialists stink. Why? Because they ingest noxious substances which then evaporate through the pores of their skin. Only people who have retained their sense of smell notice these things. This is why there is always a personal hygiene test before you work in an open-plan office. We like to smell 'em out before we turn 'em loose in the open-plan.

I make that another 5 points off the US Democrat's share of the vote. C'mon US Democrats, you will get no votes at all,  if you don't shape up. I will have to check on Ol' Irrelevant, here in the UK sometime. His share of the vote will be very interesting to note

Meanwhile, I am going to plan a trip to somewhere nice. I feel like taking in a few rays. Life gets tedious, don't it.

1710 GMT 23/03/2014 Update: How do you know when a political world leader is getting dire poll results back home? "When they "wheel out the wife," as we call it in the trade. It is a perfect indicator these days, because it is full of "obviousness" since the 1950s.

0430 GMT 24/03/2014 Update: Here is a place of interest, never mind a person of interest! The image is de-focussed for privacy reasons.

0530 GMT 24/03/2014 Update: Under Milk Wood by Dylan Thomas. What do you think? Some say it is beautiful poetry. Others say they cannot understand a word of it! It all depends whether or not you are on the same wavelength as Dylan Thomas. Here is the film version.

0245 GMT 25/03/ 2014 Update: This is my strategy for peace:

"Angel Leader to Sentry #1: 10 Angels checking in."

"Sentry #1 to Angel Leader: 10-4 Angels. Patrol sector 51 Medium. ECM on and standby"..............................................................

"Sentry #1 to Angel Leader: Bandits at 2 o'clock!......'vector 47 klicks 135°(South East) ..elevation 63°."

 "Angel Leader to Sentry #1: 10-4 Sentry #1!"

"Angel Leader to Angels: On 'vector 47 klicks 135°(South East) ..elevation 63°; 'Burners to full!..........................................

"Sentry#1 to all Angels: 'vector update 25 klicks 157°(South East by South)...elevation 55°"

"Angel Leader to Angels:.....Select your targets!.....Lock & Load!.....Fire & Forget!..Back to 'heath for more stores!........Stay low, stay sharp!

"Angel Leader to Sentry #1: 10 Angels checking out."

"Sentry #1 to Angel Leader: Confirm #15 bandits down......#1 bandit smokin' back home..... 20 minutes to dawn.........Next mission 0700 GMT........See you in 2 hours.....Out"

2005 GMT 25/03/2014 Update: Tony Christie can still boogie. Not bad for an old guy in a suit! Is this the way to Amarillo is probably one of the best sing-along numbers ever written. The more beers you have, the better it sounds!

0307 GMT 26/03/2014 Update: Angel Leader, overheard on the apron at 'heath a few minutes ago:

"Gather 'round, Men........Yesterday we were lucky.........Today, some of you might not be so lucky..........Do the job right and you will all get to see the varmint again................OK,  which one of you has been sayin' there's somethin' goin' on between me and Ms Candy?..........I never did meet the gal...........Saw her once on one of those newfangled big screen TVs in the Px in Okinawa.........And I did like her......Technique..........But that's all!.........Now, up and at 'em Angels!........We can get a couple of sorties in before breakfast and y'all know what a mean son-of-bitch I am 'till I get fed......and I'm gonna have my breakfast!.......... We won't be hearing much from Charlie after today!!

0318 GMT 26/03/2014 Update: I have seen so many old films(movies) that I can write in the style of any of the older movie stars. How you interpret my zany humour probably says more about you as a person than it does about me.

By the way, Angel Leader is a fictional character and any similarity between any person living or dead is purely coincidently. I have written it in American to appeal to our friends across the pond. But you can re-write it in RAF banter by changing the odd word here and there.

Another interesting point is that women pilots were flying the giant Galaxy C5 into Prestwick Airport and RAF Mildenhall during the height of the Cold War. I don't think they even do that today.

0341 GMT 26/03/2014 Update: Time to chill out with The Byrds and here.

0525 GMT 27/03/2014 Update: The new film/movie "Divergent" has been "inspired," in the usual Hollywood fashion, by Aldous Huxley's Brave New World in the use of its α(alpha), β(beta), γ(gamma), δ(delta) class system. I assume the "Divergent" sub-class will turn out to be, unimaginatively, ε (epsilon).

The author really ought to get out more, because in those regions where the majority of the population has strong religious views, of all types, "Divergent" may be disastrously misunderstood. Religious zealots around the world may interpret a "Divergent" as someone who has moved away from the strict doctrine of their fanatical beliefs. In this case, the film(movie) "Divergent" may be construed as an  incitement to persecute anyone who has "diverged" from their straight and narrow faith. In some parts of the world, Muslims may be encouraged by this film(movie) to target Christian minorities. In other parts of the world minorities may be persecuted because of their sexual orientation and in other regions because of their differing political views etc. etc.etc.

Given the current political state in the West, then it would not surprise me to learn that "Divergent" together with many other films(movies)/books/television programmes were sponsored by the FBI or some other large organisation. I cannot prove anything at the moment, but the film(movie) "Divergent" has all the hallmarks of the type of operation conducted by the FBI, from the 1950s onwards, in order to discredit any group/organisation or individual who opposed their government's views/policies. The problem with this sort of defamation campaign is that misinterpretation can be commonplace and the wrong target could be attacked; In some kind of crazed form of friendly-fire!

I am a great believer in robust discussion, but I would never encourage any form of physical intimidation of any of my opponents. Everyone has a choice in a free democracy and I may not agree with their beliefs, but if they are legal and do not interfere with me, then laissez-faire. We all have to coexist on the same planet. It is amazing how people who talk about tolerance are so completely intolerant themselves. The same people only believe in democracy when they get the election result they want. Otherwise, they hold election after election until they get the "right" result. It is the hypocrisy of it all, which I cannot abide.

The idea of only one correct  point of view in politics seems incredible in a multi-cultural society, such as the UK/USA. This is how we end up with a film(movie) such as "Divergent" which seems, on the surface, to demonise minorities. The problem is the minority, which is the target of this demonisation, will be different in the many disparate regions of the world. It may stir up a bit more than controversy. Dangerous territory, Hollywood!

I will have to wait and see the film(movie), before drawing final conclusions. If my assumptions about the film(movie) "Divergent" prove to be correct, then it will the final nail in the coffin of the Hollywood studios; In some kind of apocryphal self-destruction!

1145 GMT 27/03/2014 Update: I, accompanied by my wife, visited the Vatican in 1974, but the Pope was out. So we wandered around ancient Rome for a week. We also visited the Frascati region, sampled a few wines and had a memorable meal at a restaurant deep in the countryside in the hills to the South East of Rome.

We landed in the UK, after a wonderful time in Rome, on one of Court Line's two new Tristar L-1011s.  As we walked through Customs, we heard that Court Line had gone bust  leaving 100,000 passengers stranded abroad. Now that is what I call a miracle!

When I went to the Vatican in 1974, the Pope did not want to see me. After all these years, I don't want to see him, or indeed any other dignitary/politician sponsored by the US Government.  I am strictly private enterprise and an engineer! I deal with the here and now!! I leave it to others to deal with the hereafter!!!

2021 GMT 27/03/2014 Update: I've got the Summertime Blues........And it's only March!.........More from the unforgettable Eddie Cochran.

0456 GMT 28/03/2014 Update: I think you can sing some of these old Louisiana songs as the the counter-melody to modern Zydeco dance music. Remember the rule, the counter-melody must be exactly half the tempo of the Zydeco beat.  I can already imagine it.........sounds great!

0608 GMT 28/03/2014 Update: I doubt if anyone at the UK's MoD(Ministry of Defence) understands anything about combat radius, thrust to weight ratio, rate of climb, max g turn, max speed at  low level and altitude, weapons systems, countermeasures etc. etc. etc. Otherwise, the UK would not have bought the horribly expensive F-35, which I believe is not fit for purpose.

It is no use being stealthy if you cannot even reach you target, either because it is out-of-range or you are too slow or both. Remember, to intercept a target your speed must be substantially greater than the target. If you do not have the speed....... they are gone!

Today, any sensible air force uses stand-off weapons of various ranges. But you still have to position your aircraft within range of the target, at optimum speed to avoid detection. For example, a recycled Panavia Tornado MRCA(Multi Role Combat Aircraft), would simply out-run and out-distance the  F-35 at low level, at altitude, in a vertical climb, or in a max g turn. The Tornado would probably out-perform the the F-35 in its current configuration. As for the BAe Typhoon MRCA, the F-35 would never, ever see it or even get within range.

In view of the unexpected, potential confrontation with Russia over the Ukraine issue, an urgent review of the Armed Forces capability is required. I think the UK's MoD has been caught with its trousers down and does not know how to respond. The defence strategy ball game has changed and the UK has been left without a ball! Who do you blame for that?

0835 GMT 28/03/2014 Update: This is a long range Tornado GR4 sortie from Italy to Libya. This is the low level capability of the Tornado GR4 being demonstrated at CAD WEST in Wales. After recycling into a Tornado MRCA, it would exceed its current performance, in all aspects, by at least 25%. We could even cloak the Tornado MRCA in the combat zone.

Please queue in an orderly manner to place your orders for the Tornado MRCA with Real Engineers(DentCorp Ltd).

By the way, here is the RAF version of the fictional Angel Leader's USAF sortie out of 'heath from an earlier post. Very funny RAF banter!

0705 GMT 28/03/2014 Update: If you did not understand the discussion about Angel Leader's and Scorchio's amusing missions, then here are the salient  points of interest:

  1. The over-dependence on high technology, without backup systems, is disastrous in a combat situation against a very capable opponent. Systems should degrade gracefully and should never be all or nothing;
  2. Tactics can give you the edge in any combat situation. If you know how the enemy's systems work, then you can render them ineffective by the clever use of tactics,
  3. The uptime of your assets in a combat situation is a crucial issue,
  4. The use of a polar form spherical vector gives you a direct route to the target;
  5. Stand-off weapons means that your enemy is unaware of your presence and cannot defend against your threat;
  6. The combined use of satellite and AWACS for information gathering and control provides a fall-back situation if one source is lost.
  7. Manual control can be useful in certain circumstances where either systems are down or drastic evasive action is needed;
  8. The ability to intercept the target at maximun speed gives advantage of  surprise and guarantees a within range contact to destroy the the target with stand-off weapons.
  9. Extended range and endurance means that additional missions can be planned on-the-fly and allows loitering in the combat zone over long periods;
  10. Mid-air refuelling allows assets to operate out of theatre.
For the budding mathematicians out there in cyberspace, the polar form, spherical vector used by Angel Leader is:
vector, v = r θ   φ
where r is the distance to the target in kilometres or miles;
θ is the azimuth angle (0° - 360°);
φ is the zenith angle (0° - 90°, positive or negative).

The ability to use a polar form, spherical vector for intercepting/targeting gives you an edge in the combat zone and prevents target overshoot, which was common using a cylindrical vector at +Mach 2 for a LoHi or HiLo target intercept. For a LoLo target acquisition, a cylindrical vector is fine. The polar form of the cylindrical and spherical vector is intuitively understood by the controller and pilot for verbal and text commands. Computers uploading, downloading vector information can use polar or rectangular co-ordinates for targets or destinations

For example the command for a LoHi target is in the form: "Sentry #1 to Angel Leader: Bandits at 2 o'clock!......'vector 47 klicks 135°(South East) ..elevation 63°."

For a HiLo target it would be: "Sentry #1 to Angel Leader: Bandits at 2 o'clock!......'vector 47 klicks 135° (South East) ..elevation -63°."

For a LoLo target it would be: "Sentry #1 to Angel Leader: Bandits at 2 o'clock!......'vector 47 klicks 135° (South East) ..altitude/elevation 60 metres (196 feet)." This command is used for loitering in the combat zone and commuting from/to the combat zone. The ability to update vectors, especially intercept/target vectors, in real time is a big advantage.

A common system of units(SI)  is vital to interfacing across assets from different nations. Since most of the world uses SI units, then it would a simplification if this was the standard for communicating units internationally. SI units are already the standard units in Science and Engineering to prevent confusion at the international level. What you use locally is irrelevant.

By the way, I have tidied up the commands in the Angel Leader sketch, in an earlier post above, to show the principle of the polar form, spherical vector more clearly and consistently. Also if you did not realise, "klicks" are kilometres, in terms of SI units. Sorry about the "clicks" but it has been a long time and a lot of miles.

I always believed, that in military terms, we learned from our failures/errors of the past in order that we do not make the same mistakes again. Unfortunately, recent military history shows that we (UK and USA) have learned to accept failure, which is an entirely different thing and in my view not an option.

0810 GMT 30/03/2014 Update: For those of you who thought that I had forgotten that it was Mother's Day, here is Ivan Parker with a short but moving tribute to his mother. Here is the full version or with lyrics. Note that Ivan Parker has a pitch-perfect, powerful voice, wide vocal range and his diction is crystal clear. Pretty good, I say.

If you prefer, here is the Susan Boyle's fantastic live performance in Houston, Texas.

1035 GMT 30/03/2014 Update: The discussion of the intercept/target vectors or coordinate vectors above show how Engineer's use Mathematics in real world applications.

In the world of Pure Mathematics and Pure Science there are many kinds of vector, which are meaningless to anyone without a Mathematics or Science degree. But the Engineering use of 2-D and 3-D vector coordinates for destinations, interceptions or targets are easily understood by almost anyone, especially in polar form. It is the Engineers ability to eliminate and simplify complex formulae and to make approximations, which allows real world applications to be manufactured and function reliably. The Pure Mathematicians and Scientists never get beyond the laboratory experiment stage. This is illustrated by the fact that the UK's "greatest engineer" is a vacuum cleaner designer and not a MRCA designer.

By the way, those of you who thought the Panavia Tornado was already a MRCA have got it wrong. Why? Although the Tornado is MRCA capable, it cannot switch between roles easily, even by picking up a different payload. It is configured for its role at the manufacturing stage. The idea of a recycled Tornado would be to turn it into a true MRCA along the lines of the new BAe Typhoon MRCA. The Tornado MRCA would carry a massive payload which would allow it to undertake the ground attack,  interdiction and reconnaissance roles simultaneously, on single mission, without compromising any aspect of its performance. The great thing about a recycled Tornado MRCA is that all the necessary components are available in COTS(Commercial Off The Shelf) form and simply need adapting to the Tornado MRCA.

Why am I discussing all this engineering on a politics blog? It is because the UK's technophobic politicians have drastically cut the defence budget  and committed vast amounts of money to ineffective projects. Therefore, I am offering the recycled Tornado MRCA, as an interim air support measure, to counter the unexpected, potential threat from Russian posturing on the Ukraine issue, until somebody sensible can sort out the financial and technical mess in the UK's defence procurement plan.

All of the above discussion can be translated to the US DoD, because I believe they do not have any MRCA left in service. If there are multiple problems in Eastern Europe, the Middle East and the Far East, simultaneously, then I doubt if the UK/US military could cope. This sort of worst case scenario is not fantasy, but I think neither the UK nor the USA have any contingency plans for such a catastrophe. I have already identified UK/US aircraft which can be recycled into true MRCA and other support aircraft, recycling targets.

Why do I keep banging on about aircraft, and MRCA in particular? Because they can be in the air within 15 minutes, in a red alert situation, en route to extinguish a "brush fire," on the other side of the world, before it gets established

1130 GMT 30/03/2014 Update: My lack of enthusiasm for the current Pope has nothing to do with religion or even his personality. I understand that he is very popular. It is the fact that I suspect him to be another puppet of the US government and, in my view, he is in the the same category as the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron. I cannot respect any leader, of any type, whose orders come in over the telephone from a far off land.

I cannot tolerate subservience of any kind. It probably explains why I did not get very far in life. I just couldn't kiss a**!!!

To cheer up all those who I may have offended by my forthright comments, here is Trini Lopez. Note the great sound of Trini Lopez' custom Gibson guitar.

1235 GMT 30/03/2014 Update: A word of  warning to avid readers of my Blogs. I am experimenting with the practical and effective use of Emotional Psychology in the political arena. Please do not get "caught up" in the experiment. After all,  I am an unemotional Engineer, who is more interested in a MRCA than anyone of the opposite sex or even the same sex. My Angels are slightly different from your Angels, which you will realise if you are following my Blog.

However, if anyone fancies a bit of "rough" ...........I will try to fit you in! (comédie noire, in case you did not realise).

1825 GMT 30/03/2013 Update: Just to clarify a point about the spoof missions of Angel Leader and Scorchio, there is no bar to women pilots in terms of ability. But fast MRCA are an incredibly rough ride and a 6g turn is not much fun. Other aircraft are less physically demanding than fast MRCA.

I am reminded of a woman pilot of a  F-14 Tomcat MRCA who was killed whilst attempting a landing approach to a carrier. So many people in the USA and elsewhere were upset by the tragic accident that I would be very cautious about deploying women pilots to fast, low-flying MRCA. In all other pilot roles women do not face the same problems. It is not a gender issue, it is a physical strength issue.

1937 GMT 30/03/2013 Update: There is some confusion in lay people's mind about the difference between speed and velocity. Speed is a simple magnitude(scalar) given in metres per second (SI units) or miles per hour. Velocity is a vector which has magnitude and direction e,g, 25 270°(25 m/s West). Speed is, therefore, the magnitude(scalar) part of the velocity vector.

0408 GMT 31/03/2014 Update: Today is a reality check for the UK's Defence Secretary, Philip Hammond, as he faces the consequences of his cost-cutting actions. No amount of bluster on the BBC's Andrew Marr Propaganda Channel will change the fact the UK armed forces are dangerously ill-equipped. The UK armed forces have to face the emerging threat from the Russians, with depleted forces and equipment, as the Russians adopt an aggressive military posture on the borders of the Ukraine.

This is a satellite image of, what I believe to be, military vehicles less than a kilometre inside the Ukraine border. The identity of these military vehicles needs to be verified because they could easily be either Ukrainian or, less likely, Russians who have miscalculated the border. A reconnaissance team would be required for confirmation of identity, because there is a considerable force in that field. If it is confirmed as a hostile incursion into Ukraine territory, then my recommendation would be to "splash target."

Philip Hammond has committed the RAF Typhoons to a forward position in Eastern Europe in an effort to counter and deter the Russians from any reckless military manoeuvre with respect to Ukraine. My question is, after this eminently sensible deployment of the RAF  Typhoons, who is defending UK airspace? The UK military planners will have to tell Philip Hammond this morning, the RAF cannot patrol in Eastern Europe and defend UK airspace at the same time. Furthermore, the military planners will have to inform Philip Hammond, they can barely cope with the current situation in the Ukraine never mind any multiple crises which could flare-up at any moment.

The Royal Navy has been made totally irrelevant as a Cold War scenario returns with a vengeance. A Navy without aircraft carriers is not a Navy. The Russians are delighted that the Royal Navy has ordered the F-35. The Russians were quite worried that the Royal Navy would order the BAe Typhoon MRCA, which they cannot counter. However, the Russians need not have worried, because nobody in the Royal Navy today can understand an aircraft specification. Otherwise, they would have realised the inadequacies of the F-35.

I expect the current situation on the borders of the Ukraine will ram home some uncomfortable home truths for the Royal Navy as they are sidelined as spectators in the current situation. The Royal Navy still has an ageing nuclear deterrent in the form of Trident, but does anybody seriously think it is going to be used in the defence of the Ukraine? The Royal Navy believes that something which is more expensive must be better. The phrase "you only get what you pay for" is often bandied around to justify vast expenditure on ineffective equipment. The technical naivety of those in charge of Royal Navy procurement is staggering to behold. It brings into question the Royal Navy's self-appointed role as the "Senior Service." They have little or nothing to contribute to the defence of the UK until 2020, when they will have only one new large carrier operational. It is difficult to believe that someone actually thinks this is a sensible forward looking strategy for the Royal Navy in terms of equipment.

1055 GMT 31/03/2014 Update: After reflecting on the Royal Navy's lack of big carriers until 2020, I am reminded of an American political or military official in the 1950s who said, " if there is any trouble in the world, the British always have an island conveniently located nearby."

Therefore, a "quick and dirty" solution of the Royal Navy's lack of aircraft carriers, is to upgrade/reactivate/refurbish all those British  islands around the world which used to serve as land-based aircraft carriers in the past. Here is an illustrative  example of a former airfield, which also had jetty/port facilities in World War II. I know Malta is an independent nation these days, but this type of location is of interest. It could be quickly brought back into service for the Royal Navy. This sort of facility will be needed to support the big, new Royal Navy carriers and their aircraft, because many conventional ports around the world may not be suitably equipped.

I can think of many islands around the world which are suitable for use as Royal Navy support facilities. The only part of the world where the UK does not have a suitable island for a naval support facility is in the North China sea, but I also have a simple solution to that problem.

I estimate the cost of upgrading/reactivating/refurbishing each site would average no more than £150- 250 million per facility, depending upon the condition of each site. This cost could be shared across the army, air force and navy budgets. The three UK armed services would get all the island-based carrier support they needed for a bargain price. In fact, the work could be carried out quickly and effectively by the private sector, and after completion, could be run by the private sector without any negative impact on the UK armed forces in any way. However, the current UK government does not have a great track record in passing work to their "friends" in industry and outsiders are never considered. Therefore, I conclude that this is another sensible suggestion which is a definite non-runner.

0330 GMT 01/04/2014 Update: If you are into leather and heavy rock music, then Suzie Quatro is about a good as it gets. She was the original Wild Cat! I remember being in a Harley Davidson decorated bar, on the wrong side of the tracks, in Dayton, Ohio many years ago. It was wall-to-wall Suzi Quatro style for the ladies.........and the men, naturally! Being an Engineer, I was more interested in the Harley Davidson parts attached to the walls of the bar rather than the leather-clad ladies dancing to Suzi Quatro records, playing on the old Wurlizter.

Note the fantastic sound of Suzi Quatro's big Gibson guitars. Even more interesting, she is rumoured to have dedicated one her songs to Bill Gates, former co-founder and head of Microsoft.

1555 GMT 01/04/2014 Update: More from the Candy Hemphill Christmas Mix. This is how to sing those difficult, real slow songs. I am not promoting religion, it just happens that I like great singing and music, as do many others. You do not have to listen/watch if you do not like it. I am trying to provide a variety songs and music, which will appeal to an international audience. It's not easy.

0155 GMT 02/04/2014 Update: Let us check up on what Lynda Randle is doing these days.......Classic gospel!

0240 GMT 02/04/2014 Update: My plan for bringing the military equipment back from Afghanistan included neutralising every single Taliban guerilla on the way out. After 12 years in Afghanistan and 448 dead British servicemen and women, I would want to exact my revenge. Two eyes for an eye. But, I suppose the chaps, who fit right in at cocktail parties, would find this strategy to be against the "Queensbury Rules."

If you don't want to be back in Afghanistan in the next few years, then you have to give the Taliban guerillas a lesson they will never, ever forget.We can ignite a Taliban guerilla's headgear from 10,000 feet, therefore, my strategy would be to (expletive deleted) them on the way out of Afghanistan! To leave Afghanistan, without a clear-cut victory over the Taliban guerillas, just stores up trouble for the future. I do not believe in starting wars, but I do believe in finishing them........With a decisive victory!!

The confused attitude of some UK political  leaders/military commanders towards fighting a guerilla war against unidentified, out of uniform, insurgents  in classic World War II fashion, beggars belief. To actually believe that the Geneva Convention applies to guerillas disguised as civilians, shows a staggering misunderstanding of Geneva Convention, by those who seek to lead us.

"Good god man.......that simply isn't cricket!!".........But, we are not playing cricket!!!......We are playing the threat elimination game!!!!

0505 GMT 02/04/2014 Update: I blame the "Wimps of Westminster" and the "Dummies of Whitehall" for not providing the winning strategy of tactics, equipment and Rules  of Engagement to deliver a decisive victory against the Taliban guerillas in Afghanistan.

As I keep saying, I do not believe in starting wars, but I do believe in ending them in an unambiguous defeat of the enemy, so that the UK is not "fire-fighting" for the foreseeable future. Nobody these days can remember what exactly was the mission and purpose of British troops in Afghanistan over 12 years. It cannot be to capture Osama in Laden, because he escaped from Afghanistan in December 2001.

Even the Iraq war was a disaster. The justification for the Iraq war did not exist, in my opinion. Although the fighting against the inferior force of the Iraqi army was successful, the aftermath of the Iraq war was a completely unplanned and unmitigated failure. This has led many us to believe that the situation in Iraq is now more unstable and dangerous than before Saddam Hussein was toppled from power.

0545 GMT 02/04/2014 Update: Vladimir Putin does not look like a winner to me. If he has any sense he will back-off on the military threat and negotiate a diplomatic solution to the Ukraine issue.

0822 GMT 02/04/2014 Update: Further to the discussion on island-based carrier support facilities: They have many other uses than just to support the Royal Navy.

For example, these island-based Royal Navy support facilities could be used by the aid agencies for the onward transshipment of food aid to areas in need, such as North Africa and the Middle East. Bulk food aid arriving by ship could be loaded on to smaller aircraft, ships or trucks for local distribution.

Another compatible use for these island-based Royal Navy support facilities is to provide a wash-down service for aircraft, vehicles and equipment returning to their home base in Europe from the combat or aid zone. A biocidal and herbicidal wash-down of aircraft, vehicles and equipment returning, for example, from duties in North Africa or the Middle East is necessary to prevent invasive species, microbiology and contaminants being brought back to Europe. Luckily, all the necessary chemicals for a biocidal and herbicidal wash-down are already in use in the transport industry.

A further issue, which may worry environmentalists, is the use of afterburners on military aircraft. The afterburners are only used in combat and to a limited extent in training. The latest generation of military jet engines have a mode called Super-cruise, which allows military aircraft to commute to and from their deployment with very low pollution levels during peacetime. Super-cruise also extends the ferry range of military aircraft, therefore, it gives a double advantage.

The reason afterburners are required on fast military aircraft, especially a MRCA, is to provide the pilot with extreme speed either to intercept a target or to take drastic evasive action. In the case of aircraft with no afterburner, then you have accept a high attrition rates. High attrition rates of aircraft, in a real combat scenario, do not play well with the voters.

0925 GMT 02/04/2014 Update: The issue of (Internet) "grooming" of young people has come to the fore. A careful line needs to drawn between a normal friendship or acquaintance between an older and a younger person and an illegal relationship. Otherwise, there will be a rift between the older and younger generations which cannot be bridged.

I discovered many years ago, there is an insidious form of  political "grooming" of pupils and students by the predominance of Socialist teachers and lecturers in our schools and universities. This form of blatant political  "grooming" of pupils by Socialist teachers and lecturers has been happening for two and possible three generations. If this kind political "grooming" of pupils and students, to become Socialists, is to be allowed in our schools and universities, then we must restore the balance between left wing and right wing teachers and lecturers, so that it more accurately reflects distribution of Socialists and Capitalists in the population.

My own personal opinion of political "grooming" at schools and universities is very negative. I view it as a kind of political perversion in contrast to the normal understanding of "grooming" as having sexual overtones. In fact, I would be in favour of the positive vetting of all teachers and lecturers, for several reasons, because of their privileged position in the education of and influence over the younger generation.

0508 GMT 03/04/2014 Update: Another tragic shooting at Fort Hood, Texas, USA has led me to view this video. There is an inconsistency in Lt Gen Mark Milley's press statement, which is of much concern to me. The location of the shooting may also indicate some obscure common factor with the previous shooting incident in 2009.

I would recommend toxicology tests all around, because outbursts of uncontrolled rage can be the result of alcohol/drug abuse. I would not normally comment on an ongoing major shooting investigation, but Lt Gen Mark Milley needs to review his press statement video and correct/clarify his facts. It does not inspire confidence when a vital fact about the incident is misleading.

I leave it to the reader to analyse the video and identify the inconsistency in the press statement.

0625 GMT 03/04/2014 Update: My criteria for promoting singers and musicians on this Blog is that they have international appeal and are less well known. For example, I perceive that Eddie Cochran's unique songs, music and style will be appreciated in nearly every country in the world, whereas they already know about Elvis Presley.

The fact that some of the artists who I promote on this Blog are good looking women is completely irrelevant...... I cannot believe I actually just typed that! The other factor is that I do not have as many copyright problems with these older artists. However, my old movies are blocked in the UK..........By people who have no claim whatever to their copyright. Censorship lives on in the UK!!

1515 GMT 03/04/2014 Update: Check this out from Fleetwood Mac. Good or what?

Alternatively, The Hollies are always good value.

Try this Zydeco dance  music from Andre Thierry & Zydeco Magic.

The Zydeco band I really like is,  Beau Jocque and the Zydeco Hi-Rollers. In my opinion this band set the standard for Zydeco music. Give him Cornbread is the best track! It is outstandingly brilliant. I just love the talk-back.

Rose Royce and her band were one of the very best. Great boogie-woogie music.

The Archies' corny Sugar Sugar was great dance music.

The Temptations were great too. It is difficult know who was best. They were all brilliant.

Kool & The Gang were terrific for dancing. XXX rated.

The 3 Degrees were really hot.

But so were the Sugababes. XXX rated.

Eddie Cochran was one of the best of the Rock and Roll era.

The Eagles were pretty good too.

The reggae style of UB40 is great fun.

However, Roy Orbison was unique. Smoochy music for the Grand Finale.

2345 GMT 03/04/2014 Update: Where in the USA did you find this slime-ball, Jay Carney(US Press Secretary)? Get a grip, Americans!! There is more than enough trouble in the world without inventing it. How many other countries around the world are being destabilised by disinformation on Twitter from the US Government?

If Jay Carney believes that Twitter accounts, designed to stir up trouble in a foreign country or even an allied state, is the "right thing to do" then he has lost the plot. What concerns me is that I can detect his or his "friends" handiwork in the UK. Jay Carney needs re-educating!

This story about the abuse/misuse of Twitter accounts by the US Government is yet another example of why trust in the US administration and US companies has been seriously eroded. It is astonishing to me that Jay Carney does not recognise his own administration's wrongdoing. I am afraid the Cuban Destabilisation Twitter Account will probably be the tip of the iceberg, judging from the previous experience with BS(Blanket Surveillance). This Twitter disinformation activity is really the attempted subversion of another nation.

Whilst I do not sympathise with the Cuban regime in any way,  I am concerned that this Twitter disinformation propaganda has spread to other countries, such as the UK. The depravity of the current US administration with respect to BS, and now destabilising propaganda via Twitter, is difficult for me understand. It is the sheer scale and cost of these dubious spying operations which surprises me. As far as I can see, the damage to the USA's reputation and trust is extensive, with no positive gain. It is a lose, lose outcome for the USA.

I have reluctantly concluded that if the abuse/misuse of Twitter has expanded to national government level, then it should be closed down. We have enough abuse problems with Facebook, without adding Twitter to the growing pile of illegal Internet activities by various governments around the world.

1355 GMT 05/04/2014 Update: If you find my occasional spelling and grammatical errors irksome, then either do not read my Blog posts or call back 3-4 days later and you will find I have corrected most of my mistakes.

I publish first drafts so that professionals get the the Blog post early. I have to fit in my Blog content creation and editing with the many and varied other  tasks, which I undertake. Blogging is just a part-time effort on my part.

0435 GMT+1 06/04/2014 Update: Who said Old Guys couldn't sing? Check out this counter-melody.

0617 GMT+1 06/04/2014 Update: This book illustrates how far some authors are behind the learning curve of the latest technology. If Michael Lewis had written about the topic of high speed financial trading 20 years ago, when it was a hot topic, then I might have been impressed. Today, Michael Lewis and his book are just irrelevant and he has exposed himself to ridicule. For example, the optical fibre cable from New York to Chicago is as much about bandwidth as speed.

Michael Lewis totally misses the alarming point that there was no optical fibre cable between New York and Chicago already. In all other developed countries the back-bone of the telephone/data system is already optical fibre cable to the telephone exchange. We (in the UK) have been waiting more than 20 years for the last leg of optical fibre cable to the house/premises. Michael Lewis' book illustrates the lack of technological progress in the telephone/data industry over the last 20 years. This decline in the rate of technical innovation in the West has led to the inevitable result that we(in the West) have been overtaken in many key areas of technology by the newer, dominant economies in the East.

The Smartphone is a typical example of dumbing down technology to the level of the lowest common denominator. Smartphones are very nice, but if all anyone in a nation can do in terms of computing is use a Smartphone, then we are not going to get very far in Engineering and Science. If you are just a BP(Button Pusher) or TSO(Touch Screen Operative) and do not understand the underlying technology then, we (UK and USA), are simply going to be left behind in the 21st Century. Why? Because other nations around the world are working harder to get to grips with the Engineering and Science. If this trend continues, it will soon be too late for the UK and USA to catch up.

Michael Lewis worries, in typical Socialist fashion, about who is to control the "Geeks." In fact Engineers are some of the most responsible people on the planet. The hackers, which I believe Michael Lewis is referring, are mostly software guys/gals and not real engineers. The problem we have today is technophobic leaders in the UK and USA who have decided to take on the "Geeks," most of whom are rather pleasant, quiet guys and gals. The end result is the Western technophobic leaders have been put through the shredder and their reputations are now in tatters.

It was a big, big mistake by the Western leaders to demonise the relatively benign "Geeks," the majority of whom are respectable engineers. I perceive that engineers are now motivated to prevent the politicians from dragging the UK and the USA back to into the distant past, characterised by mass unemployment and low living standards. Michael Lewis worries about control of the "Geeks" whilst people like myself worry about his depressing lack of technical knowledge, which disqualifies him from any oversight of technology programs. It is the technophobic politicians who are acting criminally with respect to the Internet and not the engineers who built the Internet. The technophobic politicians have contaminated the Internet and the majority of them cannot use the Internet in any meaningful way.

1159 GMT+1 06/04/2014 Update: Hollywood is playing with fire in trying to take on Silicon Valley. These guys and gals can just phase out everyone in Tinsletown. As an engineer, I am tired of telling dummies that "I can do your job, but you do not have the slightest idea of how to do my job." Hollywood is in self-destruct mode and its inhabitants do not have the intelligence know it is happening.

Hollywood has moved so far to the left that it opens up an opportunity for those on the centre right of the political divide to start making films/movies that reflect their point of view. I know of one film studio that is moving(or has moved) to the Atlanta, Georgia area and probably several others will follow. Why Atlanta, Ga? Because all the skills that you need are within a 200 mile radius and it has a sunny, equable climate, which probably is not as important today.

You know Hollywood is doomed when talentless atheists start making semi-religious films(movies). The political agenda has moved on and Hollywood is left irrelevant, bereft of any originality. Hollywood and its inhabitants are now on the receiving end of coarse humour and jokes, after ridiculing others for many years. Let us see how much cutting edge ridicule the ageing stars of Hollywood can take. It will be a brutal lesson for all those in the California film(movie) business trying to impose their idea of a Socialist Utopia on perfectly law-abiding individuals, who simply do not agree with them. I do not wish to impose my beliefs on anyone, but when someone tries to force their ideals on me, then it is time to let them know where the boundaries of freedom lie.

1135 GMT+1 07/04/2014 Update: This website uses the name Gold Command to try to indicate some kind of expertise. It has no connection to me or the Gold Command mentioned on my blogs during the Somerset Levels, UK,  flooding emergency. My use of the code Gold Command refers to the most senior person in charge of any operation as defined by the Metropolitan Police Service in 1985. I extended the use of the term Gold Command to mean anyone who was in charge of the situation locally and not necessarily the Police Force. This was well understood by professionals at the time of the Somerset Levels flooding emergency.

The Gold Command website may be someone trying to cash in on the name and may even be run by fraudsters. I would recommend that you exercise caution when dealing with anyone from the Gold Command website until you establish their true identity and credentials.

1405 GMT+1 07/04/2012 Update: What amazes me about this story is that the author, Tom Chivers, can actually spell Psychology. If Tom Chivers knew anything about Psychology, he would know that it is not science, therefore, scientific methods do not work very well in this subject. After all, Psychologists gave us Psychometric testing, which at least one large UK company found out was unreliable, the hard way. They discovered, if you use Psychometric testing at the recruitment stage, then you end up employing the worst candidates and not the best.

Tom Chivers of the Daily Telegraph is correct that serial killers look just like you or me or even Tom Chivers. The psychopath check-list referred to by Tom Chivers as PCL-R is a money making scheme. Even the authors of the PCL-R scheme caution against the extensive damage that may be caused to the patient by the misuse of the PCL-R psychopath diagnosis by amateurs.

Psychology is an art, not a science as the unfortunate Tom Chivers believes, and any use of scientific methods will give dubious results. Any psychological diagnosis is just opinion and cannot be proven absolutely. Therefore, my advice to Tom Chivers is to do a bit of research about a subject before writing about it. Especially a controversial subject such as Psychology  which is shrouded in contradiction and does not have the general support of the medical profession. People like Tom Chivers often confuse Psychology with Psychiatry, which is a real science.

1546 GMT+1 08/04/2014 Update: It is not Maria Miller's expenses which concerns me. It is what she is doing in her day job as Culture Secretary. Maria Miller is the latest disaster in a long line of Culture Secretaries, who know nothing about culture. She is just the errand girl in a dirty tricks game being played out across continents. Maria Miller has more time for someone who steals hubcaps, than anyone with real talent and originality.

I always throw the minnows back when I am after the big fish (or the Mr Zero of UK politics, as I like to call him) and I can smell him from here!

Moving swiftly on: I should explain that I am not particularly religious and I am not spouting Old Testament "fire and brimstone." I am a pragmatist, who believes that you should solve a problem once and for all and not leave it festering for generations. Vacillating government policy, over many years, has resulted in the mess the UK finds itself in today. The UK today, in my opinion, is characterised by sluggish economic growth, widespread poverty, a dumbed down workforce, a disillusioned military, a police force who has lost a great deal of public trust and politicians who are perceived as disingenuous and untrustworthy.

My solutions to some of the many issues facing the UK may seem drastic, but they are workable and not the sticking plaster policies which other politicians on all sides propose. I have not heard it suggested that my proposals/solutions on any of the projects/subjects, which I have discussed on my Blogs, will not work. The only complaint is that my methods would upset too many vested interests.

Let me try to explain for the last time. I perceive the UK  to be like a patient who is suffering from an advanced form of malignant cancer and the prognosis is extremely negative. What do you do? Stand by and let the patient die or try some innovative surgery/treatment with a small chance that it may cure the patient. I come from that group of people who would not give up and I would try an innovative treatment.

If you do not deal with the UK's problems when they arise, then they just stack up for the future until the country is overwhelmed by them. In the situation we find ourselves today in the UK, with touchy-feely Socialist politics having failed miserably, then it is time to try a different approach. For example, the primary task of a Prime Minister is to lead the country, not to be liked by the public. If a Prime Minister gains the respect of the electorate, through his/her decisive actions leading to success, he/she will win votes. If a Prime Minister constantly plays to the gallery and does not tackle the fundamental issues effectively, then the electorate will come to despise him/her.

The above discussion can be illustrated by what has happened to the former UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair, who thought the job was all about presentation and spin. Today, Tony Blair is the most despised politician in post war history, by his own Labour party. This is quite an achievement for Tony Blair given that the Labour party also foisted on us Harold Wilson as Prime Minister, who was obnoxious in every meaning of the word. It would be wise if the present UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, would take note of Tony Blair's current demise and get his act together. One day, David Cameron may also have to face those formidable ladies of the WI(Women's Institute), who have a track record of eating politicians like him for breakfast.

There is a fundamental problem with the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron. He is so foolish that he believes his own hype!

1935 GMT+1 08/04/2014 Update: Let's find out what Lady Felicia and friends in Africa are doing. Check out this track if you like traditional African drum music.

0455 GMT+1 10/04/2014 Update: While we are touring the continents, let us listen to some traditional music from China (and here), JapanIndia, Thailand, Vietnam.

0759 GMT+1 10/04/2014 Update: You are probably wondering why I am promoting Candy Hemphill Christmas (the quality of some of the recordings is sub-optimal - the vocal/music levels need adjusting and Candy Christmas' microphone has limited bandwidth) on this Blog, when I am not particularly religious. It is because her singing style illustrates several techniques which I think are important attributes for a good singer. In addition, she has combined a strong, Christian message in her songs, which many people of other faiths can probably support in their own way. In any case, her songs have international appeal which I believe will find resonance in Africa, the Far East and Europe. Here is the best track, in my opinion, with Candy Christmas in full flow.

If you study other faiths, even superficially, you will find that there is a shared set of similar core beliefs to Christianity, although the terminology may be different. I respect other people's faith and culture and I  have no wish to impose my beliefs on anyone, which is certainly not the attitude of many who are causing trouble around the world today. I do not even want anyone to follow my example, which is in sharp contrast to the many populist leaders, who are trying set the fashion, the political and the popular music agenda in the 21st century.

1325 GMT+1 10/04/2014 Update: Yesterday, the UK Conservative party finally asserted itself over the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, and forced the resignation of Maria Miller, the Culture Secretary. David Cameron has been disciplined by the UK Conservative party, which was long overdue. David Cameron, assisted by several members of the Coalition Government, have been acting illegally for many years in the area of unauthorised BS(Blanket Surveillance), in my opinion. He is now a lame duck Prime Minister and he cannot blame anybody but himself. I used to refer to David Cameron as Mr Zero because of the lack of UK economic growth and his general lack of achievement, but I realise now that he is just inadequate.

Today, I have a question for the UK and US governments. What is the ethnic mix of the people under BS? I think it will be proved the vast majority under BS are Caucasians; Centre Right politicos, who just do not happen to agree with Socialism. I am really tired of saying this:  It is the Far Left, authoritarian Socialists who are closer to Fascism, than anyone on the Centre Right of politics. If you do not understand the political spectrum, then you should not be in politics.

In the USA in recent days, there have been two shooting incidents at military bases and a knife attack at a school. Where I come from it is not normal behaviour to shoot anyone or attack anyone with a knife, except in war. This is a great opportunity to do toxicology tests on all those involved to discover if alcohol/drug abuse played any part in these tragic incidents. I have stated in the past that the USA does not have a gun control (or knife control) problem. The USA has a problem of alcohol/drug abuse amongst those who own lethal weapons. Until the alcohol/drug abusers have been disarmed, then we cannot see if there is still an underlying problem. There seems to be a reluctance in the USA to enforce the law against alcohol/drug abusers owning lethal weapons and in the UK/USA against motorists who drive under the influence of drugs.

0317 GMT+1 11/04/2014 Update: Here is the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron's version of  the former US Vice President, Dan Quayle's "deer in the headlights" look, as he reads from the "idiot board"(teleprompter in today's terminology).

David Cameron's expressionless stare also reminds me of the current generation of Hollywood actors, in particular Leonardo di Caprio.......... But on a good day. It is rumoured that David Cameron has a slightly higher IQ(Intelligence Quotient) than Dan Quayle. I think the UK is extremely lucky to have a man(?), with such a towering intellect, as Prime Minister.

0555 GMT+1 11/04/2014 Update: It would appear the GM's concept of a real engineer is slightly different to mine. Perhaps GM and I have divergent views on what constitutes a real engineer. Engineering managers are usually failed engineers.

0605 GMT+1 11/04/2014 Update: The interesting thing about this story is the defunct David Letterman is only 66 years old. I always thought he was 86 years old, by his resemblance to an early form of primate. It must be all that pounding on the office floor, which has aged him so drastically. Everyone I met in the USA told me, David Letterman was a bit premature!

Has anybody ever heard of David Letterman's replacement? Apparently, he is having an identity crisis and is going to impersonate himself on the David Letterman Show.

0755 GMT+1 12/04/2014 Update: Just to remind everyone of Real Engineers(DentCorp Ltd) terms of business for large contracts and use of our IP. We require:
  1. 33% of the costs paid up-front to kick-start the project;
  2. 34% is payable at the project halfway stage;
  3. 33% is payable on satisfactory completion of the project.
  4. A 15% bonus would be required for urgent projects to be completed on time in a severely limited time-frame;
  5. Consultancy to individuals(e.g. farmers, would be at agreed rates per day);
  6. Real Engineers(DentCorp Ltd) do have access to smaller earthmoving equipment for levelling fields in preparation for rice growing. If farmers banded together, then large areas of land could be levelled, reinstated and the drains/ditches optimised very rapidly and very economically;
  7. If the work of others is to be corrected, then the charges will be higher. The client should recover these costs from the previous failed contractor;
  8. In large earthmoving contracts there is a special rider to add an extra day to the end of the project for each wet day when we cannot work. Working in the rain does more harm than good on earthmoving projects;
  9. Real Engineers(DentCorp Ltd) will take a controlling interest (>51%) in any spin-off business which makes use of their IP(Intellectual Property);
  10. Real Engineers(DentCorp Ltd) will  "pull the plug" and sue into financial oblivion anyone who has stolen their IP. You will be offered just one chance for a financial settlement, otherwise you will be made an offer (of extended litigation) that you cannot refuse.
0950 GMT +1 12/04/2014 Update: Here is Vicki Brown, that iconic romantic singer from yesteryear, who has left a legacy of wonderful songs. It is the high quality of your life's work that people remember, not your personality. In Vicki Brown's case, her legacy is timeless, romantic songs and her singing techniques are a fine example to the next generation of up and coming artists.

1005 GMT+1 12/04/2014 Update: In case you thought I had forgotten; Here is Mary Hopkin's version of Streets of London. It is perfection!

 Here is Mary Hopkin singing a memorable version of Ave Maria with true international appeal.

1029 GMT+1 12/04/2014 Update: Finally, I have found a Beatles Mix which I can live with!

1032 GMT+1 12/04/2014 Update: And not forgetting Gerry & The Pacemakers. Fabulous!

1040 GMT+1 12/04/2014 Update: This is one of my of many favourite songs from the unique Roy Orbison. Note the James Dean film clip!

0612 GMT+1 13/04/2014 Update: This story about the refusal of a US visa for an Iranian representative to attend the UN Nations opens old wounds for the US Democrats and poses a difficult point of international law. What exactly is the status of the UN building in New York?

There are many unsavoury characters attending the UN in New York at any given time, but this is the first time I have heard of anyone being refused a US visa. I always thought the the UN building in New York had the same status as an embassy and UN representatives had diplomatic status. This means that the UN building in New York is UN territory, not US territory and UN representatives can freely attend the UN provided that they do not enter the USA. The simple solution to this conundrum is to provide a diplomatic escort to the UN Building, from beyond passport control at the UN representative's point entry into the USA, if they pose a security risk. The UN representatives, under escort, cannot then leave the UN building without a further diplomatic escort.

I do not know the history of the Iranian UN representative, who has been refused a USA visa nor do I want to get involved in the current dispute. It has raised a point of international law, which will probably not go away. If this US visa refusal policy is becomes the norm, then I can foresee a clamour to move the UN nations headquarters from New York to neutral territory. I doubt if anyone at the UN in New York will kow-tow to the diktat an authoritarian government of the USA, of any kind. It is a very slippery slope to extreme authoritarianism, of either Stalinist or Fascist derivation depending on your point of view,  which the US Democrats seem quite happy to follow. It remains to be seen where the US Republicans stand on this crucial point of international law.

I am just flagging up the refusal of a US visa for the Iranian, UN diplomat as a discussion point. I am not particularly interested in the problem and I am very relaxed about the whole affair. To me, it is just another example of lawyers/politicians who do not understand the law, particularly international law. It is important to debate/resolve these issues as they arise and not to let them grow into much bigger problems of international scope.

0815 GMT+1 13/04/2014 Update: To clarify the point of international law as it applies to the UN:

If the USA is in dispute with another country, then how is that country to make its case to the UN, if the USA retains the right to veto access to the UN headquarters building by the representative(s) of that other country. This is an unfair advantage in any UN debate and will inevitably lead to questions about the UN's neutrality going forward.

The UN headquarters should never have been located in New York, USA, in my opinion, because the USA is not a neutral country. In the past this was not a big issue, but today, as some of the elite in the USA try to assert their dominance in world affairs, it has the potential to become a major problem. If this sort of arbitrary attempt to control the UN by the USA continues, it may precipitate demands for the relocation of the UN headquarters to a neutral state, as emerging powers assert themselves. It is better to have the debate now and define/redefine the international law, as it applies to the location of the UN headquarters, its independence, and the free access of UN representatives to the UN headquarters building, rather than be forced to take drastic measures further into the future.

0445 GMT+1 14/04/2014 Update: I seem to remember, back in the dim and distant past, a prediction about undue or excessive US influence over the UN being a problem, when it was first suggested that the UN headquarters was to be located in New York in ~1950.

Today, the worst case scenario of the USA trying to manipulate the UN has burst into the public domain. The USA's influence at the UN may have always been excessive, but the world order is changing and the political manoeuvring/pressurising, which used to happen in secrecy in the past, is now on the Internet in minutes.

Politicians need to adapt to the new reality of the concept of privacy being dead and there is no such thing as a secret meeting. Even the old idea of walking and talking together in wide open spaces is no longer secret with today's advanced surveillance technology. It is a consequence of BS(Blanket Surveillance) that everyone is under BS, especially those who instigated BS in the first place.

Clever intelligence analysts, from days gone by, could actually predict a political leader's response to any given situation with about 98% accuracy. Sadly, those guys and gals have been retired for many years and probably cannot remember what happened yesterday, but they can probably remember someone called Kruschev. Intelligence analysis is another lost art in the murky world of spying, which is now considered to be a computer game, called regime destabilisation, by BPs(Button Pusher) and TSOs(Touch Screen Operative) in the Secret Services around the world. I do not have to draw pictures for you, as you can see the results of the spying  activities by BPs and TSOs manifesting itself in the unrest which we see in many countries today.

0455 GMT+1 15/04/2014 Update: This mural is not the work of Banksy for the following reasons:
  1. It is beyond Banksy's level of skill and imagination as an artist;
  2. Banksy does not have the intellect to conceive the detail of the mural;
  3. Banksy is a Socialist and it is well known they have no sense of humour;
  4. Banksy has not claimed credit for the mural;
  5. Banksy, if he is the artist, should be able reproduce the mural on canvas for display in an art gallery, once the mural outside GCHQ has been removed;
  6. Banksy would not have enough technical nous to understand that intercepting the telephone cable outside GCHQ is probably viable and quite a good idea. However, intercepting an optical fibre cable is not as easy as you would think and requires quite a bit of lateral thinking. By the way, intercepting wireless/radio or copper wire signals is effortless for those old engineers. It's just a walk in the park!
0545 GMT+1 15/04/2014 Update: This reporter, Barton Gellman, is a Pulizter Prize winner and claims he has secured Edward Snowdon's whistle-blower files on the NSA's(National Security Agency) BS(Blanket Surveillance) activities. He also pretends to have access to secret intelligence. I will be very surprised if he has any high level access to intelligence of any kind. 

If I was in the US intelligence community, I would have to assume that the Edward Snowdon files have leaked from both the Washington Post and the Guardian, UK. Unless, of course, Edward Snowdon was a NSA "Trojan Horse Scam", trying to "smoke out" some "sleepers". Unfortunately for the NSA, they have only "smoked out" the Washington Post and the Guardian. Respectable Bloggers, such as myself,  only referred to information about the NSA's BS which had already been placed in the public domain by these two newspapers. 

It occurs to me the Barton Gellman may be also full of BS, by his own admission.

0815 GMT+1 15/04/2014 Update: The Russian President, Vladimir Putin and the US President,  Barack Obama, both deny any involvement in the fermentation of unrest in either Eastern or Western Ukraine. So what is happening on the ground? It is unlikely that any third party is involved, other than the two superpowers of Russia and the USA.

The Ukrainian government is asking Russia and the USA to leave them alone to sort out their own internal affairs. The thought has occurred to me that Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin are both correct in their statements that neither of them is involved in the regime destabilisation, which is occurring(has occurred), in both the East(and West) of the Ukraine. This is what is called PD(Plausible Denial) because they do not know, or wish to know, about any activities of their own spies in the region. If this proves to be the case, then we need to know who has authorised these covert regime destabilisation activities by the CIA and/or the KGB in the Ukraine.

I have no evidence of the involvement of the CIA and/or the KGB in the Ukraine, other than some suspicious news videos, which seem to me to have been "staged" in East/West Ukraine and in the Crimea. Plus some news reports, which lack authenticity and possibly voracity. It is just a "feeling in my water" that the news is not being accurately portrayed in the Ukraine, or are today's journalists simply naive.

I smell  rats! Two legged ones!! The worst kind of rats!!"..........It certainly isn't me!!!!....... So who is it? Ol' Slime-ball et all??........... Who else???

1105 GMT+1 15/04/2014 Update: Here, the UK Foreign Secretary, William Hague, hits the panic button, in my opinion, as the situation in the Ukraine, potentially, begins to get out of control. I believe what we are seeing in the Ukraine, is a covert regime destabilisation project, which has gone spectacularly awry.

We will have to wait and see who is behind the instability in the Ukraine, which is now on the edge of chaos. My theory is that both the CIA and the KGB are probably involved in different aspects of the dangerous, developing situation in the Ukraine.

My advice to the CIA and the KGB, if they are involved, is to back-off and let the current Ukrainian government try to sort out the political mess.

0848 GMT+1 16/04/2014 Update: Here is a classic mistake, in imagery of all kinds, which many artistic people make. Governor Snyder of Michigan tries to use a John Deere PP(Product Placement) to indicate their support for his campaign.

The problem with this particular PP is the perception, by the viewer, that John Deere tractors project an image of efficiency, power and technology whereas Gov. Snyder appears to be inarticulate, ineffective, and obsolete, by comparison. It is the old artistic mistake of the background being stronger than the foreground. You can see the same mistake on BBC1 News every night. The eye is drawn to the background instead of being focussed on the foreground, which was presumably the original intention.

By the way, if you are reading the Oliver North story, then I should clarify that the term "Goon" is American slang for a security agent. Unfortunately for Oliver North, in standard English it means an idiot, which is probably the same thing anyway.

The "Goon," Oliver North, had his cover "blown" by a very observant journalist, who recognised him at an airport in Cyprus, during an unfortunate hostage crisis. This enterprising journalist knew all about Oliver North's day job and his previous employment in 'Nam. I have always thought it was amazing that such an experienced "player" as Oliver North, was operating overtly so close to the "action" The journalist, whose name I cannot remember, was able to put 2 and 2 together and make the usual 5.

I have always thought that to be a successful "Goon," you had to operate covertly. The Oliver North episode led me to believe that you could operate overtly, if your public perception or image was at 180° to the work that you were doing. That is, you appear to be an idiot but you are actually a "Goon," if you will pardon the pun. Interestingly, there seems to be really no difference in today's intelligence community.

Today, the intelligence services in the UK and USA target innocent civilians, while the real terrorists roam the world with impunity. It is a lot safer flying a desk in Cheltenham, UK and Langley, USA, rather than operating undercover in dangerous places, such as  the Yemen, in order to gather real intelligence about al Qaeda's current activities. The Iraq war could have been averted, if there had been any half-decent HumInt(Human Intelligence) to evaluate. They call themselves secret agents but they are just Momma's Boys, who are too frightened to leave their own backyard.

1317 GMT+1 16/04/2014 Update: Hot news: UB40 at Cambridge, UK, last night(sample). Here is their full Monty.

1621 GMT+1 16/04/2014 Update:  This is my analysis of this alleged al Qaeda meeting, without the benefit of a translation. It  may be some sort of celebration during, or at the end of, a Muslim religious festival. The participants are lightly armed locals (guerillas?), but without HumInt and a translation, I cannot deduce if they are a threat outside Yemen. If, indeed, it was Yemen.

There is an object in the background which would probably give me a fix on the location, but I just do not have the time.

0555 GMT+1 18/04/2014 Update: What has happened to Noel Edmonds' bid to buy the UK's BBC? This is a match made in heaven with Noel Edmonds' undoubted creative ability in the area of inane game shows and the BBC's fairground-style image of pointless entertainment for the masses. The UK government should take this opportunity to unload the celebrity-based part of the BBC, which has brought increasing discredit on the organisation over the past 30 - 40 years.

Noel Edmonds is the perfect partner for all those who want to perpetuate a celebrity culture at the BBC. This would allow the rump of the BBC to revert to its original mission of educating in addition to entertaining, but on a smaller scale. Hence, reducing the UK's  television license fee. The divestment of the celebrity culture at the BBC would allow its news teams to be re-aligned to political neutrality, which is the normality for a PSB(Public Service Broadcaster). The privatised, celebrity-oriented part of the BBC would prosper under Noel Edmonds' expert guidance and their news teams would have the freedom to adopt any political stance they wished.

0820 GMT+1 18/04/2014 Update: The second week US box office figures of $87.5 million, compared with production costs of $175 million, for the semi-religious film, Noah, indicates to me that it has been a financial disaster. A break-even end result will be probably the most optimistic financial return for the producers. It confirms my theory that agnostics and atheist have no credibility making their version of biblical stories. They have no expertise in the subject. I always ignore the global box office figures for a film, at this stage, because they are just fictional projections.

The UK Prime Minister, David Cameron's, claim to be a born again Christian lacks authenticity and looks more like playing to the gallery, with an EU election looming in the next few weeks. David Cameron's sudden pandering to the Christian voter has just made him seem even more disingenuous.

1215 GMT+1 18/04/2014 Update: Enjoy one of the all time greats: Neil Diamond. Not bad!......These New Yorkers!!......and from the UK, none other than Katherine Jenkins!!!..... Fantastico!!!!

0559 GMT+1 19/04/2014 Update: This is an interesting story from the UK's Secretary of State for Business, Vince Cable. From my perspective, the "rogue directors," which he plans to ban from running UK companies are mostly his own friends. This "rogue director" banning action will be very painful for Vince Cable, who is now confronting a dilemma of global proportions, which is all of his own making.

The Archbishop of Canterbury is in a similar dilemma of his own making. I do not have the slightest sympathy for either Vince Cable or the Archbishop of Canterbury because they have talked themselves into a corner and there is no way out.

I have no guidance of any kind for these two luminaries, because they would not listen to any cautionary advice in the past. Therefore, nobody can help them now!

1616 GMT+1 19/04/2014 Update: How about a crackdown, in the UK, on dodgy politicians and rogue government ministers? That should be real easy given the amount of evidence on offer.

We need not worry about any of the Liberal Democrats statements on government policy, because they will not exist as a significant party after the next general election. The German elections exemplified how third parties get squeezed in a recession. It is even more complicated in the UK, with the Conservatives being positioned to the Left by their leadership. The Conservatives will be attacking  the Liberal Democrat and Labour vote. This has left room for UKIP(UK Independence Party) to pick-up votes on the right.

UKIP seems to have only one policy, which is to exit the EU. Therefore, it is merely a protest party. However, UKIP does present a real danger to the UK Conservatives, if Labour hold their share of the vote. Thus, leaving only the Liberal Democrat voters for the Tories to target. The Liberal Democrats are an easy target for the Tories, because of the ineptitude of virtually every Liberal Democrat minister in the Coalition Government.

1725 GMT+1 20/04/2014 Update: Here is Matt Munro........Timeless songs and music by some of the best composers and song writers of that era, performed to perfection by Matt Munro.

1743 GMT+1 20/04/2014 Update: Moving swiftly on, in the same mood. Here is that old smoothie, Julio Iglesias.

0447 GMT+1 20/04/2014 Update: For those who like their music to be a bit more "raunchy," here is Elvis Prestley........Need I say more!

 Here Elvis Prestley sings country. He had a vast repertoire of songs, which he could perform live at any moment.

DJ Top-Cat (aka Delta Juliett Tango Charlie) signing off..........Victor Charlie Romeo!

1215 GMT+1 21/04/2014 Update: A golden opportunity has arisen to rid the UK of those extreme Socialist teachers, who spend their days trying to indoctrinate the next generation with their poisonous left wing, extremist politics. This chance in a lifetime to dismiss the most unprofessional teachers in the UK happens on 24 June 2014, immediately after they identify themselves by going on strike.

My advice to teachers and lecturers has always been; If you behave like shop-floor workers, then do not be surprised if you get treated like shop-floor workers.

0433 GMT+1 22/04/2014 Update: What joy! The US Vice President Joe Biden drops in on Kiev to resolve the Ukrainian crisis. I have every confidence in Joe Biden's undoubted diplomatic skills and he will be able to bring his expertise to the negotiating table. After all the Ukrainian crisis is a BFD for the USA, with their credibility on the line.

Check out Joe Biden's antecedents and you will understand why I have a real antagonism to him and all his fellow travellers in the US Democrat party. They just cannot stop meddling in UK affairs and in the internal affairs of many other countries around the world. It is the toxic presence of US Democrat politicians visiting NI( Northern Ireland), which is preventing the peace process moving forward.

The NI issues can only be settled by the people of NI, with a little encouragement from their well-meaning friends in the rest of the UK. Interventions by US Democrat politicians almost invariably exacerbates a difficult situation by encouraging the dissidents. This was graphically illustrated during Hilary Clinton's  2012 visit, which escalated the violence in NI. Hilary Clinton condemned the increase in violence, but did not seem to recognise that all was peaceful in NI until she started to meddle in their affairs.

The above discussion is just my opinion. I am very supportive of the NI peace process. However, I strongly oppose any outside interference in NI by people who have not learned the facts of life about their past sponsorship of  terrorism in the UK, and its terrible legacy.

I have used the collective term of "Shaft-your-Country Inc" to encapsulate all those US Democrat politicians who meddle in the affairs of other countries. Why the US Democrats think that they know better about the future of many countries around the world rather than the local residents is a mystery to me, which cannot be explained logically. It is all symptomatic of the delusional mind of someone who wants to rule the world. Does that remind you of anyone?

 I have to make all these Comédie Noir jokes to alleviate the rather boring predictability of many politician's behaviour, on all side of the political divide.

On a further note of optimism, Detroit will be overjoyed by the visit of the US Treasury Secretary, Jacob Lew. He is will, no doubt, be admiring the work of the US Democrats in one of the most deprived cities in the USA. It is comforting to know that US Democrat politicians care so much about Detroit. They actually take time out from their hectic schedules of  lunches, dinners and cocktail parties to drop in and empathise. Under the US Democrats, empathy has replaced the dollar as a currency in the USA. Why? Because nobody has any dollars left!

Detroit will be the deciding factor in the Michigan vote at the Mid-term and the Presidential elections. If the US Democrats screw-up in Detroit, then Michigan will swing dramatically to the right. What are the odds on a US Democrat success story in Detroit by election day?

0720 GMT+1 23/04/2014 Update: To cheer up all the long suffering people in the UK, here is my Mix for St George's Day........ Just beautiful!........The song, I mean!!..........I think!!!

1028 GMT+1 23/04/2014 Update: The warmonger, Tony Blair, is still trying to justify his ludicrous recommendation to start a war in Syria. From the little intelligence that I can glean from Syria, the fighting is over and the the two sides have satisfied their thirst for blood. If we had followed Tony Blair's advice, we would have installed a pro al Qaeda government in Syria. In any case, the UK has a substantially reduced military capability these days.

The main failure in the Syrian conflict is the abysmal performance of the UK aid agencies inside Syria. They have failed miserably to deliver food aid into the Syrian war zone. This extraordinary failure of the charities needs investigating, because my sources tell me there is an incredible number of aid workers in Syria, but the food aid is not getting through. The UK public donated generously to the Syrian appeal, however, the money seems to have been wasted on incompetent logistics staff, who did not know how to operate in a war zone. I think that charities, in general, are the wrong kind of people to be entrusted with such a difficult and dangerous logistics operation. Logistics in a war zone is only for specialists, probably with military support.

I do not think the charities donating aid to Syria even established a shared FOB(Forward Operating Base), which is standard practice in any military style logistics operation. It was my dismay at the performance of the aid agencies in Syria, which prompted me to suggest this former airport and port complex in Malta as a FOB for North Africa and the Middle East. The justification for choosing Malta as a FOB is as follows:
  1. Malta is a stable, friendly country for UK operations;
  2. The airfield and port complex occupies an already industrialised area, away from tourists;
  3. The location is almost perfect, with a maximum number of target countries within a relatively small operating radius;
  4. If the FOB was operated privately, then I would expect no real objection from the Maltese government;
  5. The Malta FOB would makes sharing the facility with other countries easier;
  6. Multiple air and naval services could be provided from the Malta FOB or RTH(Regional Transport Hub), if you prefer.
1650 GMT+1 23/04/2014 Update: Here is a real treat for you. Perry Como, the ultimate crooner. He was one of the greatest singers of my younger days. Perry Como was notable for his ultra-relaxed style. Terrific background music, especially late at night. It is the best therapy you can get and it is free.

Perry Como is even better today, with Surround-Sound. You can really appreciate his skill as a singer.

0452 GMT+1 24/04/2014 Update: This story is all about the terrible legacy of Irish terrorist activity, which spanned the whole of the UK, but its worst, devastating effects were in NI(Northern Ireland). Who do you believe? A convicted IRA(Irish Republican Army) terrorist or two White House guests, who are really "connected."

I am a great believer that the truth will come out if you apply enough pressure to any given situation. In NI, there are many mysteries from the past, which need explaining before the peace process can move forward. I am afraid that many in NI public life may be entrapped by their own past terrorist activities.

The role of US Democrat Irish-Americans politicians in sponsoring terrorism in NI will be a major issue at the forthcoming US elections, as the atrocities in NI, Eire, and the rest of the UK face re-examination. Why? Because I can see the same tactics, which were used in the past to de-stabilise the UK by the sponsorship of terrorism  in NI, still being deployed today in several countries around the world, including the UK. There is a vast difference between military cooperation, which works very well, and the political domination exercised current US government over many of its allies, especially the UK.

I believe that the time has come to stand against all those in the USA, who have tried to undermine the UK in the past and are still active today. They are a tiny, but very influential minority in the USA, which the US Democrat party seeks to please in order to win the Irish American vote in many crucial states.

This past sponsorship of terrorism in NI by the US Democrats has soured the "Special Relationship" for me. I have met many people in the USA and I have never had the slightest problem. However, I have never met that sub-species in Washington DC, who actually believes it is their right to interfere in the internal affairs of almost any country in the world, including many of their allies. It cannot continue!

0605 GMT+1 24/04/2014 Update: To give you all a break from the politicians ranting about Scottish independence, here is the music soundtrack from the film(movie) Kidnapped (1971), from the book of the same name by Robert Louis Stevenson.........Perfection. Roy Budd was one of the truly great film score composers, who was relatively unknown outside the film and music professions.

I'm not anti-Irish in any way, I am anti-terrorists of all kinds. Here is Larry Cunningham with Lovely Leitrim....The most beautiful Irish song ever written. Here is Big Tom and The Mainliners.

While we are doing romantic country here is the legendary Charley Pride. What a unique, powerful voice!

0855 GMT+1 24/04/2014 Update: When I was young I really appreciated the detective stories of Raymond Chandler and his creation of Philip Marlowe, a LA(Los Angeles)   "gumshoe" struggling to earn a living. Here is Robert Mitchum's X-rated portrayal of Philip Marlowe, which was the most accurate in my opinion, although I also liked the TV series.

It was Raymond Chandler's unique writing style and the background narration, which made Farewell My Lovely (1975) and the Philip Marlowe TV series so sensational. Please be aware that Farewell My Lovely is set in the ghettos of LA in 1941 and is not PC(Politically Correct) in any way. It is really a tutorial in detective story writing and location film direction these days.

0105 GMT+1 25/04/2014 Update: If you think you can play a guitar, check out the incredible Mark Kroos.

0335 GMT+! 26/04/2014 Update: The latest conservative cost estimate for HS2 railway line is £50 billion which you double from past experience in the UK of large projects of all types.

I believe the latest plan is to bury the HS2 railway line in a tunnel through 16 miles of the Buckinghamshire and Oxfordshire, presumably, at extra cost. The HS2 train  travels at up to 250 mph........In a tunnel?...... What happens to the pressure wave? In a conventional tunnel at 200+ mph the noise and buffeting inside the the rail cars would be unbearable.

If the HS2 railway line is to be built, then I agree with the Consulting Engineers, Arup, that it should be constructed adjacent to the M40 North for minimum disruption to the Buckinghamshire and Oxfordshire countryside. The HS2 railway line can be screened for noise by suitable fencing, which is required for safety reasons in any case.

0350 GMT+1 26/04/2014 Update: Here are the Eagles with Take it Easy.......Need I say any more.

By the way, the original Winslow is in Buckinghamshire, UK.......Just a few miles from my home. But there are no flat-bed Fords!.......Only flat-bed trucks!!

0505 GMT+1 26/04/2014 Update: Lets check out those New Yorkers, Billy Joel, Manhattan Transfer and Twisted Sister (X-rated Rock 'n' Roll). 

This DJ Top-Cat, revving up the Internet, streaming HD video with HQ Audio for Surround-Sound into your personal computer, over 3G and 4G!...........It even works quite well over BT's slow Internet!!........Signing off before I sign-on again!!!

The BBC, British Telecom,Virgin Group et al, eat your hearts out!!!!.....You are all obsolete now!!!!!.......... "Smell my dust....Eat my rubber!!!!!!"

Just a clarification for the Luddites. No copyrighted material passes through my computer except my own. The end-user is linked directly to the source of the material. It is the same principle as using the computer system in your local library to find the location of a book. No copyright infringement on my part is involved, because I do not retransmit anything. If there are alleged copyright infringements then the complainants should address their legal arguments to the source of the material, not to me.........I never touch the stuff!

If linking directly to source material on a server connected to the Internet is made illegal, then the Cloud-based businesses are also illegal. Cloud-based businesses all use the same Internet protocol to make their material available to the end-user. Streaming to a personal computer or personal mobile device is fair use, but re-broadcasting over the air to a mass audience or a public event has always been illegal. The problem we have is the judges do not understand the vitally important difference.

There is a further problem that material being streamed to a personal computer or personal mobile device is then connected to a sound/video system at a public event. In this case, a license is required from the source of the material, such as Youtube and many, many others.

By the way, it is a clear indication that the US Democrats are beaten when they send in their expensive lawyers. They should realise you cannot un-invent new technology. You just get left behind!

0749 GMT+1 26/04/2014 Update: In the UK, we seem to be further back in terms of technology than we were in the 1990s. We have people in government and in the media running around like headless chickens "discovering" technology, which has been in existence since at least the 1980s. They actually believe a tablet computer is a "number cruncher," when it is merely a processor driven LCD.

This pretence of having know-how is more widespread than I ever imagined. The killer question for a brain-dead director/manager/ess or consultant, who wants to tell you what to do, is "show me." It remains to be seen where all these frenzied rantings of arty people, claiming to have knowledge of high technology, is leading. It would not be so bad if they actually knew about anything about art never mind technology.

A perfect example of the "Back to the Future" is the machinations of our leaders in F1 Racing, with their hybrid engines and tablet computers coming to the British Grand Prix. If F1 Racing turns up at the British Grand Prix,  Silverstone with slow racing cars and even slower data acquisition/analysis technology, then I predict that the British motor racing fans will vote with their feet.

The current trend of the government and their helpers in the Socialist movement, trying to dictate which technology to use going forward, is a recipe for disaster. It is Socialists who believe in Control and Regulation of every part of you life. This is why I believe the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, is a Socialist, because he believes in Control and Regulation of absolutely everything, even in the private sector. He would be far happier in the Labour or Liberal Democrat political parties

These latter-day Luddites do not realise that much of the "new" technology which they are promoting as the latest discoveries is "old hat." In addition, the computing technology they are pushing is a step back, in computing power, rather than a step forward. Most of the new technology initiatives by the UK Coalition Government have either failed or they under-perform the technology which they are replacing. It is a sad day for me to listen to such twaddle about technology emanating from the mouths of supposed adults. It is a source of consolation to me that nobody listens to politicians or the media about technology due their lack of credibility. The BBC, for example, is in self-destruct mode and is reduced to the level of a plagiariser, now associated with destructive, criminal hackers. RIP BBC.

0905 GMT+1 26/04/2014 Update: Here is the Mull of Kintyre by Wings. This Paul McCartney song will live on in the marching bands of the Black Watch and the Argyle and Sutherland Highlanders in Scotland.

1001 GMT+1 26/04/2014 Update: Those members of the French elite should not have antagonised the Count of Monte Cristo.

1921 GMT+1 26/04/2014 Update: I have always thought a basic knowledge of the Laws of Physics is very useful, especially if you are looking over the edge of a precipice. Newton's Third Law of Motion states that: For every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction.  Loosely translating Newton's Third Law of Motion to Politics: Any sequence (of political events) will have consequences

In my case, all those who have plagiarised my Blogs or stolen my Copyrighted IP(Intellectual Property) will face financial extinction. I have withstood an onslaught from every Socialist in the world and I am now stronger than ever. It all ends right here. Retro-invention will not work because I know how to follow the date and time stamped electronic trail. Deleting files does not work either. Everybody had a choice!

1933 GMT+1 26/04/2014 Update: Here is a "blast from the past," Jose Feliciano. If you play an acoustic guitar and you have never heard of Jose Feliciano, then you are probably no good.

0327 GMT+1 27/04/2014 Update: The Battle of Midway was without doubt the turning point of WW2 in the Pacific. This classic war film is unusual, because it shows the developing events of the battle from both sides, which I found incredibly illuminating. The really interesting tactics of the Battle of Midway are buried beneath the usual Hollywood overlay of overdone emotional touchy-feely scenes.

0429 GMT+1 27/04/2014 Update: I have stated, several times, that if you are disturbed by anything on my Blogs, then please do not read/view them. Also, if you find my Blogs to be offensive, then I will probably find you to be offensive!

0930 GMT+1 27/04/2014 Update: In my humble opinion, Elvis Presley was/could have been one of the best Gospel singers of his day. Check this Elvis Mix out in Full HD video and HQ Audio to enjoy over Surround-Sound.

0255 GMT+1 28/04/2014 Update: I am calling for Twitter to be closed down because of personal abuse, yet I am using the same tactics on Jeremy Clarkson(BBC, Top Gear Presenter). Am I being inconsistent? Firstly, I do not send any abusive messages to anyone. Secondly, I try to substantiate my claims. Thirdly, Clarkson has abused just about everyone over a 30 year career, therefore, I thought it was time to strike back.

0640 GMT+1 29/04/2014 Update: This story illustrates the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron's lack of judgement on the EU(European Union). In calling for a referendum on the EU he has opened up the most toxic and divisive subject for the UK Conservatives, which will probably destroy the party at the next general election.

I have never been a great enthusiast of the EU, mainly because of its vast Socialist-inspired bureaucracy and the lack of perceived benefits to the UK.  I have now discovered  that about 80% of the eligible EU grants for the UK regions were never claimed by the UK, because nobody knew how to complete the grant application forms. I had always thought the purpose of a MEP(Member of the European Parliament) was to assist the UK's national and local governments in all things relating to the EU. Perhaps I was wrong!

The other thing which has moved me from complete indifference to the EU to lukewarm enthusiasm, is the abuse of power by David Cameron in applying BS(Blanket Surveillance) to law-abiding private UK citizens, such as myself and my family. If it had not been for the EU Human Rights Act and the EU Court's oversight of the UK courts, I would now be languishing in some remote jail, with all my IP stolen by the Cronies from across the world.

We have been  in the EU for many years and to leave would cause massive disruption to business. The disadvantages would  far outweigh the advantages. My objection to the growing Brussels bureaucracy can be addressed from within the EU. My other objection to the EU is the rush towards political union and the establishment of an EU  federation, which can also be addressed from within the EU.

I have not perceived any desire on the part of the general public to have a referendum on the UK's membership of the EU. On the contrary, the voters believe they are paying UK MP's(Members of Parliament) to sort out the UK's relationship with Europe. Playing the European card at a general election has been tried before by the Conservative party, with disastrous results. The main fear of the EU by the voters is immigration, which has largely gone away as a result of the ongoing recession(bumping along the bottom), restrictions on the type of immigrants the UK accepts and their initial benefits.

The EU referendum idea was brought forward by David Cameron to counter the growing support for the UKIP party. It has proved so predictably controversial, divisive and toxic for the UK Conservatives that I wish he would drop the whole idea.

The UKIP party has only one policy, which is to leave the EU, therefore, it is only a threat to the UK Conservatives as a protest vote. It is David Cameron's positioning of the Tory party, far to the left of its natural political alignment, which has given UKIP an opportunity. Repositioning Tory policy to its natural Centre Right position would leave UKIP scratching around for disillusioned BNP(British National Party) votes.

It is very late in the day for a Conservative party re-alignment to its natural position, in order to squeeze out UKIP. Therefore, the Tories may have to take a hit at the forthcoming EU elections.

1008 GMT+1 29/04/2014 Update: Suggesting the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron should stand for unity is a bit problematic, as nobody in the UK, or around the world, has any idea what he believes in. Although there was a semblance of unity in the House of Commons yesterday with the positive HS2 railway project vote, when the UK MPs return to their constituencies this weekend they will find that "it just ain't so."

In the trade, the HS2 railway project positive  vote is called a pyrrhic victory. Everybody lost. The only upside of this sad debacle is neither David Cameron nor Nick Clegg(UK Deputy Prime Minister) will be in office to implement the HS2 railway project.

1125 GMT+1 29/04/2014 Update: Its nice to see ol' Willie Nelson getting out more. I have to say, the only degrees I know are the Three Degrees.

I didn't make it to Amarillo because funds are low. However, I am doing a nice line in turbocharged Zimmer frames these days and hope to do well.

Here is Charley Pride with a few singing lessons for ol' Willie Nelson.

1932 GMT+1 29/04/2014 Update: Let us have a check and see if Andre Thierry & Zydeco Magic have got HD video and HQ Audio. You betcha!

Here is Beau Jocque & the Zydeco Hi Rollers. This is my all time favourite Beau Jocque recording. Zydyco music at its very best!

1946 GMT+1 29/04/2014 Update: I make that another 5 points off the US Democrats share of the vote! C'mon guy and gals! You must do a lot better otherwise it will not be worth showing up on election day.

Get off the dope and your brain will start working! This assumes you had a brain in the first place!!

0203 GMT+1 30/04/2014 Update: I am far from being an expert on Jazz, but when I was very young I learned to appreciate Oscar Peterson's Jazz piano playing style. He demonstrated playing techniques on the piano which keyboards players today could use to good effect.

Although I never attended a live Oscar Peterson performance, I did see him many times on television over the years. He was a class act with true international appeal.

0350 GMT+1 30/04/2014 Update: This story has reminded me of my red line at the EU elections. I will not vote for a candidate who cannot produce a toxicology test result to show they are a fit person to be a MEP(Member of the European Parliament). If I have to vote for a party in the EU elections, then I will expect the leadership of that party to have produced toxicology test results to show they are fit for office.

Why do I take such a hard line over alcohol and/or drug abuse in general? It is the same logic which I have applied to gun/knife control. I believe that nobody who abuses alcohol and/or drugs should have access to, or control over, lethal weapons. For example, the UK Prime Minister is the only person in the country who can launch nuclear weapons on his/her own authority. Therefore, it would be nice to confirm that he/she is a clear thinker and  his/her thought processes are not being distorted by alcohol and/or drugs.

In the light of the problems in the Ukraine, it is appropriate to ask these awkward and almost taboo questions.

1115 GMT+1 30/04/2014 Update: This story probably explains the reason why you cannot link to my Blog movie selection on Viooz. If you check out the names of the companies commissioning this investigation, it will tell you all you need to know.

My links, direct to Viooz movies, worked perfectly until about one month ago. I believe that it is not Viooz who is blocking access, via my Blogs, to their movies. I leave you to draw your own conclusions.

1250 GMT+1 30/04/2014 Update: The best advice I can give to the phoney copyright claimants in this story is to back off, before your share price is burned down to takeover territory. These companies/organisations have simply been left behind by Internet streaming.

1338 GMT+1 01/05/2014 Update: A recent high profile case in the USA has highlighted a fundamental flaw in evidence obtained by surveillance. Any audio/video evidence obtained by surveillance, without the target's consent, cannot be used in open court. Why? Because of the Entrapment Law in the UK and the USA. I originally thought that the USA had no Entrapment Law, but this is not the case. The UK and the USA have very similar Entrapment Laws, which seem to be rarely used in a defence.

In the UK, audio/video evidence obtained by subterfuge/surveillance is usually given "in camera."  Firstly, to protect the agent and, secondly, to avoid the entrapment defence. Even if the target of the surveillance confirms the authenticity of the recordings, they cannot be used in open court, because that would violate Entrapment Law. The  felony is further compounded if the surveillance agent/officer/individual goads, needles or otherwise provokes the defendant into making a rash statement. An additional felony exists if evidence obtained in this manner is placed in the public domain, even as an analogy, and/or a payment is received. This is the even more serious crime of malicious slander/libel.

The Entrapment Law is very clear about the target's consent being required before any such recordings can be used in open court. Anyone placing recordings, obtained by subterfuge/surveillance, into the public domain may be involved in several other felonies. The person making the recording  is open to a counter-claim for punitive damages, if consent was not obtained from the target. The Entrapment Law defence is much easier to prove if the person making the recording has no official standing or authority and an ulterior motive can be established. In this case, the person making unauthorised recordings and placing them in the public domain would be open to a massive counter-claim of punitive damages for a deliberate attempt to maliciously destroy the target's reputation, driven by greed, jealousy, spite or any other motive.

If we can no longer speak privately, at any time or place, that is the end of most relationships. One would have to live as a recluse in the future, to avoid the potential of prosecution in some unguarded moment. At minimum, it will be the end of socialising of any kind, because every mobile phone has the capability of recording audio and video. It will also be the end of all those relationships where an ulterior motive to record compromising or unguarded audio/video is very likely.

All of which suits me very well, because I have no desire to meet anyone who cannot be trusted to be discreet. I will only meet security-vetted people on my terms and my chosen location. My real preference is for everyone to keep out of my way. I do not need any social contact with anyone, simply as a defence against BS(Blanket Surveillance). It will not inhibit my work or travel in any way. This, potentially,  reclusive life style is a direct and predictable outcome of BS. Trust has gone at the individual, corporate and government levels. It will never be restored. Everyone needs to assume they may be under surveillance and adjust their lifestyles accordingly. I have already done so. Taken to its logical conclusion, BS means the end of all personal relationships. Virtually nobody can be trusted over the long term.

1507 GMT+1 01/05/2014 Update: I own the copyright to my name, image, written and verbal output and any IP(Intellectual Property). It is illegal to use any of them without my consent, even as an analogy. An analogy can be used for illustrative purposes, but if it is used to disguise material obtained by illicit surveillance, the target can sue for punitive damages. Character assassination by analogy can easily be proved. You only need one link in the chain and then you have everything. I can imagine that punitive damages in a case of illegal surveillance, of global scope, would be astronomical.

0225 GMT+1 02/05/2014 Update: As a policy decision, I will no longer promote any living artists on my Blogs. They take the benefits and then choose to disparage me. There is a wealth of better artists from the past. For example:

Why bother with the Three Tenors when you can listen to Mario Lanza.

Here is an example of blues guitar performed by Sylvester Weaver. He is better than any living blues guitarist.

Here is another example of artists from the past who were ahead of their time. Why listen to crap jazz when you can listen to the  Dave Brubeck Quartet or Miles Davis.

Who needs the grief of all those copyright lawyers when you can listen to Perry Como or Matt Munro.

Who needs today's pop artists when you can listen to the real master........Eddie Cochran. He literally was Somthin' Else.

Here is the very best romantic singer, Vicki Brown. Why waste your time listening to other lesser artists.

It is the end of the road for today's artists who parasite their on-click adverts on my Blog links and then seek to trash me. Do not worry. I will think of a cruel way to exact retribution.

The current state of affairs with Google, Youtube, Widgetbox and Viooz in relation to my Blogs is unsustainable and will result in financial devastation for those who are preventing progress. The idea that I provide the creative Blog content which generates all the on-click advertising, while some fat-cat gets all the rewards cannot continue.

The stresses in various economies are beginning to show and the financial crash in the UK may not be far away. It is the illegal activities of the vested interests which is unnerving financial experts around the world. To compound the uncertainty we have Lame Duck leaders in London and Washington whose guidance through the recession does not inspire confidence. In these circumstances, a slight up-tick in the UK GDP growth statistics, fuelled by the UK government's artificial support for the housing, does not give me great optimism about the future.

In the 21st century, Crony-ism and the UK's kiss-a**, class-ridden, celebrity led society are obsolete because they minimise the utilisation of talent in the UK, instead of maximising all the available indigenous creativeness. It is difficult to compete in the Internet age with one hand tied behind your back, metaphorically speaking.

I think that I have done enough on these Blogs to show what the future could mean for everyone. It is up to the individual to decide which route to take. Back into history with a Theme Park based economy or grasping the nettle of the Internet age and forging a way forward in the world for the UK. Rising energy prices will ensure the status quo is not an option.

 Everyone has a choice. A prosperous high technology future or economic  mediocrity, at best, far into the distant future. Once you get behind in terms of technology it is difficult, if not impossible, to match the technology curve ever again. We (in the UK) have reached a decision point where we still have options, but in the next couple of years the high technology route forward will be unachievable.

The high technology route forward does not affect anyone outside the technology sector. You will see the benefits of new technology without all the hard work of creating it. The Theme Park style UK economy can easily co-exist with the high technology economy, which is out of view of most people. Protection of valuable IP(Intellectual Property) means that high technology businesses operate with high levels of security. I know this secrecy drives the Socialists crazy, but it is not illegal and they would not understand the new technology in any case.

To illustrate my point we only have to look at Boeing, the plastic aircraft company, which has degenerated from the world leadership in civil aircraft and to a lesser extent military, to a company whose product's main characteristic is their unreliability. Serious incidents with Boeing plastic aircraft are almost a weekly occurrence these days. They even try to fix battery hardware problems with a software upgrade. How stupid is that! When that did not fix the problem Boeing decided to contain it! Even more stupid!! Note Elon Musk's "inspired" email on the subject. I wonder what "inspired" him to write it. If you like a good laugh just follow the email trail of Elon Musk on the Boeing Li-ion battery problem.

It is Boeing, the plastic aircraft company's policy to design with minimal safety margin in order to maximise profits. Hence, we have aircraft which are so underpowered they require a 3000 metre runway(for safety, without a payload de-rate) and  the undercarriage collapses after a few hard landings.  Some bright spark at Boeing even thinks you can use Wifi and other Tx radios on their plastic aircraft without jeopardising safety.

 If you know your aircraft history, you will remember that a famous Skunk-works had a similar design engineer issue in the 1970s. Toxicology tests revealed they had a alcohol/drug abuse problem amongst the design office staff. However, I fear that the problem today at Boeing may be exacerbated, beyond rectification, by a lack of understanding of the basic principles of Mathematics and Physics in an age of complete over-reliance on the CAD(Computer Aided Design) software to prevent mistakes. The CAD system has de-skilled the design engineers job and has masked the fundamentals of basic engineering principles in the target design from the design engineer.

I am a great supporter of CAD systems, but there must be oversight at the system/sub-system specification level. As I keep on saying, it is the multi-discipline Systems Engineers, who traditionally led engineering design teams, which have become extinct and it has led to what I believe are design failures.

To put it bluntly and in the vernacular, I have s**t better engineers than the current design staff at Boeing.

0845 GMT+1 02/05/2014 Update: The terrorist atrocities, on all sides, in NI(Northern Ireland) were of an unprecedented scale in a Western democracy, over a period of 40 years. Today, we probably have the only opportunity, ever, to solve those tragic deaths of many people in NI and beyond. The current issues are the "disappeared" ones and Gerry (Mickey Mouse) Adams, I believe, is being interrogated on this issue at the moment.

It is important from a criminal and historical point of view that we have the whole facts surrounding all the "disappeared." Especially if murderers are still at large today. What the relatives of the "disappeared" want to know, at the end of the day, will depend on what questions they ask of the law enforcement authorities after the investigation. I have carried out  some background research around the terrorist activities in NI. I know their MO(Modus Operandi) and their operational area. I only have information which is already in the public domain, but I am very good at "joining up the dots" as they say in the USA.

I am quite happy to give the NI police some pointers and I would be happy to help in the interrogation of Mickey Mouse, if he does not "sing like a canary" shortly. The problem I have at the moment is  funds are low, therefore, if any consultancy is required then I refer you to my terms of business in previous Blog posts. An investigation of this size would require a great deal of research for any interrogation to be effective.

On the intimidation issue, Mickey Mouse and M&M never did pose a threat in recent years,  "others" carried out the  dreadful terrorist acts. It is these "others" we also need to interrogate to get the full picture. The younger generation are more aware of the technical advances in recent years and I suspect they do not fancy being "Xapped" out of a clear blue sky. Fleeing across the border to the Irish Republic is no longer an option.

Under UK law, the person who gave the order for an assassination is just as guilty as the person who carried out the atrocity. Personally, I would like to know every detail about all of the atrocities, that is my nature. It is an issue for the people of NI to decide what is made public and what is kept secret for a specified duration.

On the political dimension, if there is a problem with elections looming, the investigation can be conducted in secret until after the ballot. As I say, this kind of investigation will be quite lengthy, because nobody knows where it will lead.

By the way, I use code names for people in my Blogs to make it easy for the censor. If there is an active censor!

1645 GMT+1 02/05/2014 Update: My advice to everyone is to shut up and let the police do their work. That especially includes Martin (M&M) McGuinness, who is not helping the situation by trying to leverage public opinion.  He has been effectively neutralised these days.

This is not a destructive process. It is a way forward, which I suspect the majority in NI support. It is a matter for the people of NI to resolve in their own way. There are many, many people around the UK, who support the NI peace process, including me. If I can help in any way, then I will.

The transition to a lasting peace will be swift, once the legacy of the past has been explained to the satisfaction of the majority in NI. It is a similar process to the Truth and Reconciliation Commission in South Africa, post apartheid, which seemed to work quite well.

1658 GMT+1 02/05/2014 Update: To help the NI peace process along, here is the great man himself, Frank Carson, who actually bridged the communities in NI. I saw his act at Newquay, Cornwall, UK, when we were all much younger. He was incredibly funny.

If you are not Irish, then you might struggle a bit with Frank Carson's humour.

0722 GMT+1 03/05/2014 Update: Here are the Beatles.

0816 GMT+1 03/05/2014 Update: Here is the legendary Aretha Franklin. It is fantastic to hear her very best songs and music again.

1835 GMT+1 03/05/2014 Update: To soothe the nerves on the Republican side of the debate in NI(Northern Ireland) here is Larry Cunningham and Lovely Leitrim.

0315 GMT+1 03/05/2014 Update: Here is the Candy Hemphill Christmas Mix after a technology upgrade. To cheer you up on this Sunday morn.

This is what can be achieved with perfect pitch, good diction, great musicians and a terrific sound system.

0442 GMT+1 04/05/2014 Update: Here is the voice of reason, in stark contrast to M&M's (aka Sweetie) inflammatory posturing.

0453 GMT+1 04/05/2014 Update: Inadvertently, this story reveals what I believe to be, Jeremy Clarkson's codename in the intelligence community, namely Reliant Robin. How appropriate! At least someone still has a sense of humour in these dark days.

1531 GMT+1 04/05/2014 Update: Inserting subliminal images and/or messages into any video/audio  is highly illegal. It would be interesting to find out the extent of this criminal activity.

1801 GMT+1 04/05/2014 Update: Here is the Yolanda Adam's Mix. I have been very busy and I forgot to keep up with what she has being doing............ Not Bad!........So many recordings, so little time.

0105 GMT+1 05/05/2014 Update: I really rated Perry Como, when I used to watch him on the old black and white television all those years ago.  But, when I play the Perry Como Mix over Surround-Sound today, I realise he was a far more accomplished singer than I had ever imagined.

I cannot stop playing Perry Como's songs which have such beautiful words, delivered effortlessly to  perfection by one of the greatest singers of my formative years. Note his perfect pitch and exceptionally good phrasing. He also makes good use of the full orchestra.

0155 GMT+ 1 05/05/2014 Update: Here is another resident of Pennsylvania, Christina Aguilera, although I think she was born in New York, unlike Perry Como who was born in Pennsylvania. There is something I like about the Christina Aguilera videos.........But I just can't think what it can be..........Perhaps it will come to me later.................I know what it is!.............She reminds me of all the Andrews Sisters rolled into one!!

I think Christina Aguilera is an acquired taste and appeals mainly to much younger people. However, the Candyman track is timeless and unbelievably good. It is probably a bit retro for most people, but I think it has real class. In any case, I like candy! Occasionally!!

0305 GMT+1 05/05/2014 Update: The Dear Hunter was a brutal exposé of the Vietnam War, with a remarkably good music soundtrack. It was also set in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Hollywood managed to screw up a potentially epic film(movie) with a stupid ending.

The best scene in the whole film was near the beginning when the conscripts, prior to their departure,  met a Special Forces NCO in the bar, who toasted them with "f**k it". On their return from Vietnam the conscripts fully realised what the Special Forces guy meant by his remark. Only those who had been in 'Nam would know why the NCO used such an unusual toast.

1942 GMT+1 05/05/2014 Update: I have always enjoyed Caribbean Music especially the Steel Drums. It is incredibly good boogie-woogie music. Of course, you cannot talk about calypso music without remembering Harry Belafonte.

0225 GMT+1 05/05/2014 Update: The secret of Shakira's stunning international success is her ability to sing in many languages. This allows her to connect, effortlessly, with audiences around the world. Shakira is one of those singers who can fill a football stadium and deliver a fantastic live performance. Her easy facility with languages can be explained by her reputed IQ of 140 and a very good CV (résumé).

In my travels, I have found that even a few words in the local language are very useful, but I struggled in the Far East. Luckily, in the Far East, they are able to do business in English.

0418 GMT+1 05/05/2014 Update: Very stylish from Candy Hemphill-Christmas, here, here, here, here, here. here, here, here, and here. It's Candy, Jim......But not as we know her!

0410 GMT+1 07/05/20124 Update: I know all about the worthless tapes made by members of the IRA and held in the USA. The tapes are completely irrelevant in the current situation, because they are the IRA's version/spin of/on the NI(Northern Ireland) troubles whilst I and, many others, seek the truth. The USA can keep their outdated IRA tapes, because US interference has caused a great many unnecessary problems in NI in recent days and over the last 40 years.

The Gerry(Mickey Mouse) Adams police interrogation affair could have been handled much more discreetly without all the crap from the USA. I detect, yet again, the handiwork of Jay (Slime-ball) Carney in the recent foul-up in NI. I will think of a cruel way to get back at him and all the other Irish American politicians/academics/activists/simpletons, who have interfered in NI over the years. Their help is destructive, whereas I am trying to be constructive.

In my view, the only way forward is a NI based  investigation, along the lines of the South African Truth and Reconciliation Commission, while many of the protagonists are still alive. The investigation will probably have to be conducted in secret now, because of the interference of brain-dead US politicians/academics/activists/simpletons, trying to dictate the history of the NI troubles. The words p**s-up and brewery come to mind!

While we are thinking about Africa, let us listen to some African Music. I make no comment about any political views expressed in some of the videos, other than to say some of the performances are even more retro than Christina Aguilera's Candyman!

The history of destructive interference by the USA in NI should be a lesson to everyone in Africa. Aid and Assistance is one thing but political destabilisation, which is the speciality of Jay (Slime-ball) Carney and his Cronies, is quite another.

1028 GMT+1 07/05/2014 Update: A clarification for those Turner Prize aspirants. You can only be awarded a the Turner Prize for a work of art which is substantially your own. You cannot be awarded the Turner Prize for the work of others. For example, on my Blogs  it is only the design, layout and text which are mine. The rest of the video and web content linked from my Blog belongs to others.

However, the Turner Prize is so discredited these days, that winning the prize actually means you are being given $25,000 for producing crap. Your work is in the same category as a pile of coal, tyres or bricks. Turner was quite a skilled artist and to award a prize in his name to so many untalented, unskilled, so-called artists, over the years, must be a deliberate disparagement of his legacy/work. Many of us think Turner's work was excellent impressionism, but if you are smokin' somethin' then it probably doesn't look quite so good through the haze.

2035 GMT+1 09/05/2014 Update: Here is Ivan Parker in HD video and HQ audio........Not bad!..........And Roy Orbison...........Just great!!

0839 GMT+1 10/05/2014 Update: If I was Chief Constable of the Metropoliton Police and needed a "get out of jail card," metaphorically speaking,  because I had found out I had been deliberately misled by "others," I would consider placing the Head of BBC News, Mary Hockaday, under surveillance. Many of us in the UK have suffered from BS(Blanket Surveillance) quite unnecessarily and at great cost. I firmly believe that you would glean better information from the surveillance of the likes of Mary Hockaday, than any private individuals.

Mary Hockaday should have been positively vetted before she was appointed the Head of BBC News, in any case. There is a suspicion in my mind, knowing her strong allegiance to the US Democrats, that she is driving an extreme Left Wing news agenda at the BBC on their behalf. If she can be shown to be operating on behalf of a foreign power, namely the USA, the BBC will be in  a legal tangle of its own making, which will lead to its eventual destruction.

I have maintained throughout the debate on BS, the only way to retaliate against those who believe in BS is to place them under surveillance. It is not I, who is having secret meetings, or driving a secret agenda, because my views are clearly and publicly expressed in my Blogs. It is time to bring out in the open the activities of those conducting the BS, for I believe it is they, who are committing criminal offences on a daily basis. The kind of criminal offences I have in mind are:
  1.  fake news stories to smear political opponents;
  2.  repeating old news stories unnecessarily to gain political advantage;
  3.  extreme coverage of news stories to gain political advantage;
  4.  presenting fake witnesses to initiate court proceedings;
  5.  subliminal messages in the background of news stories;
  6.  subliminal images inserted in video material;
  7.  over-dubbing existing films(movies) for political advantage;
  8.  making films(movies) based on the proceeds of surveillance;
  9.  unauthorised surveillance using the pretext of investigative documentaries/journalism;
  10. orchestrating social media defamation campaigns;
  11. actively promoting the the political agenda of a foreign power;
  12. conspiracy, if more than one person was involved;
  13. harbouring foreign agents;
  14.  hacking of private computers;
  15.  interception of email and Internet history/searches;
  16.  unauthorised phone tapping and eavesdropping, in all its forms.
 If it can be established that all this BS was undertaken on behalf of a foreign power, the USA, then it falls into the category of espionage. A line has been crossed!

Originally, I thought all the BS in the UK and US was authorised by their respective governments. I now have a strong suspicion that some people in the UK media are freelancing on behalf of the US Democrats. I have not used public funds or resources to attack my political opponents. The misuse of public funds to further the interests of the US Democrats is now a major problem for BBC News and "others."  BS, in all its forms, needs an urgent investigation before the situation gets completely out of control and something really tragic happens.

1419 GMT+1 10/05/2014 Update: Here is a Ray Charles concert from 1981. The best of Soul music. Some of the older videos of Ray Charles' songs are not very good quality but this one is an exception,

0416 GMT+1 11/05/2014 Update: This has got to be the most brilliant, impromptu line dancing audition of all time. It is amazing what is happening in the car park when you are not looking! It's line dancing, Jim......But not as we know it!!

I can see two degrees, the tall girl in the black dress plus the girl in the orange top. The third degree has got to be the UK's very own Heather Small with M-People. Heather Small uses all her acting, dancing and singing skills to give outstanding live performances. Like Heather Small, I always keep my boots on!

Here is a Cool Cat from the past. He was an incredibly good live performer.

Here is Englebert in HQ audio........Not Bad!

Here is Merle Haggard.........Still going strong!

Here and here is  Don Williams.......Fantastico!

0305 GMT+1 12/05/2014 Update: This story illustrates the frightening ineptitude of the Scottish First Minister, Alex Salmond, on the world stage, after his first foray into a major international crisis. If he had engaged brain before operating mouth, he would have known how many voters of Ukrainian descent lived in Scotland. I estimate there are enough voters of Ukrainian descent to tip the Scottish Independence vote against the SNP(Scottish National Party) in key marginal constituencies.

I have previously flagged-up the lack of experience on the world stage of politics of Alex Salmond, which will be a major issue if Scotland votes for independence. He is a loose cannon on the deck of international politics, who is showing very few statesman-like characteristics. There is also a strong suspicion that he is orchestrating events, probably using taxpayer's money, to boost the case for Scottish independence.

Alex Salmond's proliferate spending of taxpayer's money is another worrying trait, which will become major issue after a vote in favour of Scottish independence. In my opinion, Alex Salmond is just too parochial to be the leader of an independent nation.

0525 GMT+1 13/05/2014 Update: Here and here are The Booth Brothers, in close harmony.......Superbo!

Here are The Isaacs with their sensationally brilliant lead singers.....Perfezione!

1340 GMT+1 13/05/2014 Update: It looks as though a big show will be made of getting assurances from Pfizer about the future of Astra Zeneca and then its bid will be approved. I have already anticipated this cave-in to Pfizer, because these plans will have been made months ago. The Pfizer takeover of AstraZeneca is irrelevant, because it is now 100% clear the the UK Coalition government bows to the wishes of the US Democrat government, which is what I was trying to prove.

The AstraZeneca outcome has no impact on the Trans Asia Railway, because I believe that will all be undertaken by private enterprise in ad hoc contractual arrangements for the national railways of the countries who are involved. It is just too difficult to get the agreement of every government on such a big project. If decisions about the Trans Asia Railway are just restricted to the countries who will directly benefit from the project, then agreement will be much easier.

I cannot see a prosperous way forward for the UK, because its private industry is controlled by the government, who are incapable of adapting to the new economic realities. This means that big engineering contracts will not be part of the UK's future and those companies who wish to stay in the engineering business will have to expand their overseas presence.

It is not certain that the UK will retain its future as a major player in Science, because Pfizer has always insisted that it will change its plans if the economic situation changes. Pfizers past activities in the takeover business have the profile of an asset-stripper, rather than a pharmaceutical research company.

I have suggested ways forward for the UK based companies, AstraZeneca and Roll Royce, which apparently fell on deaf ears. Therefore, the time has come to look elsewhere for opportunities. The UK is beyond help and has the government it deserves in the Coalition. In any case, at the next election it is a choice between far left Labour and Liberal Democrats and a left-leaning Conservative party, which is no discernible choice for the voter. I discount UKIP as a protest party, because they only have the exit EU policy. When there is no substantial difference in policy between the main political parties the outcome of any election will be a bit of a lottery, probably dependent on which salacious defamation story is dominating the media at the time.

The most satisfying thing about the current situation in the UK, is the entertainment it provides to the spectator. One cannot help but laugh at the headless chickens whizzing around the world, in the vain belief they are making a difference. The lame ducks provide almost endless amusement as they stagger from crisis to crisis with increasing futility. They have become irrelevant and without influence in an ever faster changing world, which requires you to not only have a Plan B, but plans through to infinite. Today's business, engineering and science environment requires you  to have the capability to modify your plans dynamically, in real time, whilst still achieving your original objective. It is not easy or simple, but with today's Internet driven economy it is feasible, if you have the know-how.

El Lobo de la antigua calle de contemplar el futuro y adaptar el plan.

1640 GMT+1 13/05/2014 Update: Do not worry folks. The ICC(International Criminal Court) cannot bring war crimes/abuse charges against British troops in Iraq without bringing similar war crimes charges against the former UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair. We all know that is never going to happen!!!!!

0650 GMT+1 13/05/2014 Update: In France, they know all about relationships and they have a category of law called crime passionnel, which carries a much lower punishment. The French have great experience of jealousy inflaming rage which in turn may lead to an injudicious outburst and hence to a legal problem.

Only passionate people have these sort of problems. It would never occur to an Engineer to be jealous of anyone about anything. One simply upgrades!

0904 GMT+1 15/05/2014 Update:  The main issues today, described in terms of train terminology, are as follows:

 The headless chickens, the lame ducks and young & useless are flying down the mainline, with their touch screens, their ear buds and their branded goods. They actually believe paying Virgin Rail a small fortune to get to Birmingham, UK from London, UK  fifteen minutes earlier, is well worth the money. Whereas, I, 51(%) have turned off the mainline on to the under-utilised freight-lines and created LTT(Long Train Technology). Who is right?

My LTT with 50 passenger cars + 50 freight wagons will arrive in Birmingham, UK from London, UK approximately 15 minutes later than the Virgin Rail, non-tilting, pendolino express, which has only 8 passenger cars. My LTT will deliver a maximum of 3500 passengers plus 100 x 40' ISO shipping containers(3000 tonnes, approx) of freight and will only be 15 minutes behind the Virgin Rail, non-tilting, pendolino express delivering about 480 passengers, maximum. It is easy to see the LTT costs for passengers/mile(km) and for freight(tonnes)/mile(km) will be infinitesimally small compared with the Virgin Rail, non-tilting, pendolino express and a traditional freight train.

The LTT is designed for extreme long distance transport of passengers and freight, where it excels in the area of reduced costs per mile(km). There you have it! Expensively flying down the mainline or cheap and cheerful heavy hauling on the freight line! In actual fact, there is absolutely no reason why the two rail systems cannot coexist perfectly, because they are on different rail lines and will never interfere with one another. Additionally, the high speed train and LTT are aimed at different passenger market sectors, therefore, they are not competing for the same passengers. The LTT  mainly caters for the long distance, low cost tourist and freight market, whereas the high speed train caters for the medium distance commuter market.

There is no conflict between the high speed train and LTT in terms of market sector, so, what is the big issue? I think the nub of the problem is, control-freak politicians trying to dictate to the private sector instead of managing the public sector, which is in terrible a mess and is their real responsibility.

My participation in the Trans Asia Railway project is on a take it or leave it basis and you all know my business terms i.e. a 51% controlling interest if you use any of my IP(Intellectual Property). I am quite prepared to walk away from the project, because I am absolutely determined that no fat-cat will parasite on my ideas ever again. It is a simple choice and, personally, I do not care which choice you make..........Over and out!!!!!

0125 GMT+1 17/05/2014 Update: How about this from Mario Lanza.........Pretty good!...What?

If you don't like Mario Lanza, then check out Christine Aguilera's Andrews Sisters-style interpretation of Candyman.........There is something I like about this Candyman video..........I just cannot put my finger on it........Perhaps it will come to me later!

Here is some mood music from Aker Bilk on clarinet......One of the very best.

Here is Blondie........Singing effortlessly in French.........Sheer brilliance!

0649 GMT+1 17/05/2014 Update: Just to remind everyone of my bottom line at the forthcoming EU elections. If no results of toxicology tests are forthcoming from the candidates and the government, then I will not be voting.  I am not going to be ruled by, what I  believe to be, alcohol/drug abusers who are well used to bullying and blustering their way through life.

Apart from outline specifications for various projects, my detailed IP(Intellectual Property) is stored in my brain. It is not on my computers as the hackers thought and who have wasted $billions trying to find or implement it. I will take my IP to my grave rather than let brain-dead, fat-cats parasite on any of my ideas. If you don't like those apples, you can Foxtrot Oscar!

If anyone has stolen my IP, I am able to get back at them from beyond the grave. Therefore, keep looking over your shoulders guys and gals, because one day someone will be there, like a bolt out of the blue(metaphor). You can also Foxtrot Oscar until "settlement day."

0522 GMT+1 18/05/2014 Update: The UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, seems more like a woman than  a man to me. He revels in his "new man" role in a cynical pitch to win the support of women in the forthcoming EU election. David Cameron epitomises the move toward touchy-feely politics in an attempt to persuade women he supports their cause. He is certainly more effeminate and spineless than the former UK Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher who took on the men, without any concession to her gender, and won.

There is a theory that men are evolving by adopting characteristics, which are usually associated with women and women are evolving to be more strident and exhibiting more masculine tendencies. If you think logically about these things, then at some point in the distant future men become women and women become men. The question I am posing is, what really constitutes the best way forward for the UK.

I am all for equal rights on all sides, but it must be based on fairness not on bias. Today, I see bias in almost every aspect of life and it is adding extra stress to an already economically stressed society. Bias is evident in the political arena and in the media, where only their approved views on any given topic are acceptable. Alternate  views have to be opposed by any means, legal or not. This is a type of brain-washing, which I had thought we had left behind in the 1950s, as the Communists experimented with new, subliminal psychological methods, with disastrous and sometimes fatal results.

I think someone, whose brain function had been distorted by alcohol and/or drugs, has read George Orwell's 1984, watched The Manchurian Candidate and/or Harrison Bergeron, then decided those evil methods were a good idea. Anyone who believes in such diabolical mind manipulation is one step away from the "funny farm." Subliminal advertising and propaganda were made illegal in the late 1950s or early 1960s, but today these obscene methods seem to be acceptable and even the preferred MO(Modus Operandi) of politicians, especially Socialists.

Entrapment, which is illegal is most civilised countries, is now deemed to be standard practice and even the preferred way ahead. This will eventually lead, inevitably, to men employing fewer and fewer women or ethnics, for fear of being "entrapped, set-up or otherwise scammed" and vice-versa. This extreme PC(Politically Correct) agenda will severely inhibit economic and technical progress as only PC ideas and innovations are adopted or approved. Unfortunately for those pursuing political correctness to the point of extreme bias, it means the death of entrepreneurs and innovation, because those kind of people are not likely to be very enthusiastic about extreme political correctness or bias.

The conclusion I have drawn from this rather unpleasant experience of mine in the UK is, there is no way forward which does not have the blessing of the PC elite or establishment. This is a retrograde step, which will ensure the UK retreats into its history and takes very little part in the high technology future. I know those people who are pushing an extreme PC agenda believe this is some kind of progress, but in economic terms it has been a complete and utter disaster for the UK.

For me this is the last stand, in an attempt to turn back an overwhelming tide of gutter politics and bias, which has led to the ruin of the UK's economic and industrial base. In the UK today, our much vaunted financial sector is no longer trusted and is in terminal decline, our engineering industrial sector is almost non-existent, our much praised science research sector is about to sold off the the Americans and our agriculture can only supply about 60% of the UK's food requirements. Add to this melting pot, rapidly declining North Sea oil and gas reserves, doubts about the safety of hydraulic fracturing(fracking), dependency on gas supplied from Russia and you can see why I believe the UK is on a long-term downward economic spiral, which may soon be beyond recovery.

At the political level one can see bias, as all the main political parties shuffle to the left. I firmly believe, in the current economic climate, only capitalist policies can lead us out of this economic desert of Socialism. A Socialist Utopia is one of poverty for the masses with an extremely rich ruling elite. I think we have reached a Socialist Utopia in the UK today as the gap between rich and poor continues to widen. Surely capitalism would widen the gap between rich and poor? I would argue the opposite. In a true capitalist society hard work and merit would be rewarded, but in the UK failure is rewarded. This means in the UK today, we do not make use of our best talent and resources, but we plough on with those who lack merit and have clearly failed. A society which rewards failure and derides many of the most able people in the UK is sick. The worry for me is, the UK will not take the medicine to ensure a complete recovery. If this is the case,  the UK is in terminal decline in all sectors of the economy and society. It is clear to me the UK has lost valuable ground, in terms of stature and expertise, in my lifetime.

This will be the last opportunity to turn the UK economy around for future generations, as the long term degeneration of a former empire becomes the new normality. This has been the fate of all empires through the ages. Why can't we learn from the past and move forward, instead of being inextricably drawn back into history. Stopping progress and moving to a previous age will guarantee poverty for the majority. However, using talent, innovation and skill to drive the economy forward will result in more people climbing out of poverty and standing on their own two feet. The wealth created in a capitalist economy enables you to aid those who are needy, for whatever reason. As the economy grows, the problems in society diminish to manageable proportions and the nation has the wealth to address any remaining underlying poverty.

In terms of the vernacular, if you are broke, you are broke and cannot do anything. If you earn some money, then you have options. I think it would be very pleasant to have some options, for a change.

0452 GMT+1 19/05/2014 Update: As a point of clarification, I should make it clear the views and opinions expressed on these Blogs are purely my own. I do not endorse and I am not sponsored by any political party or organisation. During my travels to various parts of the world and in the course of my research on the Internet, I noted that similar underlying issues were common to many countries.

As a result of the intimidation which followed my first foray into Cyberspace via my Blogs, I decided to build a Internet system which would enable me to strike back at those who simply crush minions before they can express themselves. People who are low down the social "food chain" are considered to be of no consequence and are either ignored or even derided by the ruling elites around the world.

After several months of reverting my initial Blog posts to draft status on the Internet to analyse the legal situation, I decided to strike back at my opponents with a vengeance, by making full use of all my skills. My policy on all the issues I discuss on my Blogs is to "hit-it-out-of-the-park." I find that this technique is very "edgy" and attracts the maximum number of visitors to my Blogs. Of course, Google tells me that virtually nobody ever reads my Blogs on a daily basis.

0055 GMT+1 20/05/2014 Update: Here are The Eagles with Hotel California. However, my favourite Eagles song of all time is Take it Easy.

Here are the Beach Boys with California Girls.........I remember one visit to San Francisco many years ago........But that is another story! Tempus fugit!!

And, not forgetting the sensational Haim. Even better over Surround-Sound and HD video!

Andre Thierry & Zydeco Magic are pretty good too. I think that is Ruben Moreno on Saxophone......Sounds terrific!

In my opinion, Beau Jocque & the Zydeco Hi Rollers were the "Gold Standard" for Zydeco music. Just my opinion!

0452 GMT+1 20/05/2014 Update: The time has come to drop the pretence that a talentless, (alcohol/drug abusing?) Socialist(s) is(are) actually gifted, because they either suit the political agenda of the day or they have "connections." This is an insult to all those people with real talent, of whatever ethnicity, gender or origin, who never get an opportunity to demonstrate their skills. I have read that some people think the Internet is evil, because it allows "invention without permission." Why do we need someone's permission to invent anything. No wonder the UK is on the edge of an economic and technological precipice.

The Internet offers an opportunity for those, who have been ignored in their own country, to showcase their skills to the rest of the world and let them be the judge, The image driven society in which we live today can be described as a Hollywood film(movie) set. A big flash front and scaffolding around the back of the set. Hence we have the expression of "style over substance." The former UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair was one of the greatest exponents of style over substance in UK politics, with the current UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, running him a close second.

Tony Blair has been described as an "ideas man" by his ardent supporters. I agree. He would have a flash of what he called inspiration, then he would spend nearly 10 seconds thinking it through, before it instantly became government policy. Tony Blair was so talented that he even invented a new government policy whilst being interviewed on live television. It is easy to see how the Iraq War made sense to Tony Blair and his equally gifted friend, the former US President George W Bush, after their brief, but informal talks in the bushes at Camp David, USA.

It is clear from what followed the discussion of the Iraq War at Camp David,  neither Tony Blair nor George W Bush had been professional in the conduct of their duties. They had "mis-underestimated" the scale of the task in Iraq and had not even fully analysed the necessity of the Iraq War. Before embarking on anything as momentous as a war, our leaders are supposed to consider all the "what ifs" and actually have some kind of plan with options, even in an emergency situations.

In the UK today, we are at a crossroads. Do we go with style or do we go with substance? I would say, we have tried style with disastrous results, so now it is time to try substance. Luckily, with the advent HD television those people with substance can look perfectly presentable with a little attention to their image. Anyone can look good on HD television, because the natural look works best and only requires the minimum of effort. Style no longer has any advantage over substance as almost anyone, who is reasonably photogenic, looks good on HD television. Therefore, in the age of HD television, substance will win every time, because it exposes all those who have style, but read from the idiot board(Teleprompter, in modern parlance). The Super HD television  camera has already been invented and will be even harsher on those stylish, faking and miming people of this world.

The almost unbelievable outcome of HD television is the exposé  of the former leaders of style and fashion as just make-up specialists, Many celebrities today, look quite ugly under the ferocious gaze of the HD camera. The Super HD camera  will soon eliminate the rest of those talentless people, who are  faking and miming their way through life, from our screens as every emotion, nuance and detail can be detected with great clarity

0527 GMT+1 21/05/2014 Update: This story illustrates the decline in the UK's capabilities and resources. I know the brutal truth hurts, but major issues have to be addressed. The reason the US Coastguard is disenchanted with the UK is, they are doing a job which the UK should be capable of doing independently. It is clear to everyone in the world, the UK no longer possesses long range maritime reconnaissance or search and rescue capability over the Atlantic Ocean, even though UK citizens are involved.

The UK  has responsibility for maritime search and rescue to the Mid Atlantic, particularly for its own citizens. It is deplorable the UK should be dependent on the US for such a basic maritime capability, especially with our long tradition as a seagoing nation. The UK does not have any long range maritime reconnaissance aircraft equipped with over-water search RADAR, cameras and other sensors. In addition, long range search and rescue by sea does not seem to be anyone's direct responsibility.

I am with the US Coastguard and the US Forces on the issue of the alarming lack of military/search/rescue capabilities in Europe, particularly in the UK in recent years. As the USA is forced to deploy more and more military resources to the Pacific Ocean to counter any emerging threat from East Asia, it is up to rest the NATO allies in Europe and Canada to be more capable. In the future, the USA cannot be expected to be the main defender of Europe. Europe has been getting a free ride on US Defence capabilities and spending until now.

Perhaps the reader will now understand what generational change means. It causes massive upheaval in almost every aspect of government policy.

0550 GMT+1 21/05/2014 Update: By the way, it is the policy of my Blogs to tackle head-on, the thorny issues, which others sweep under the carpet or are too timid to discuss in the media. The idea is to provoke discussion/debate and not necessarily to create physical conflict.

On a personal level, I am quite a pleasant chap, even after a couple of drinks. Unless, of course, I have to suppress the assailant. I always try the friendly approach first, which usually works strangely enough, especially abroad. The difficulty for me in the UK is a complete misconception of me, my capabilities and my motives, by those who have never met or seen me. People who have met me, may or may not have formed a different opinion.

When you get into the politics game, character assassination is de rigueur. I can play the character assassination game too, but at a much greater pace. If the political parties today do not like the "anything goes" tactics, which they have invented, then I suggest they draw up some "Rules of Engagement" before the General Election in the UK in 2015 and the Presidential Elections in the US in 2016.

I am using the same tactics, which the Socialists have perfected over the years, against my opponents. It just happens I have a flair for digging up dirt about people, if necessary. I can counter-attack a character assassin even before their story hits the streets or before they have finished spouting their filth on television. In US Aerospace parlance; When you are pushing the envelope of a new media, there are bound to be a "few noses put out of joint."

0929 GMT+1 21/05/2014 Update: This is an interesting theory about autocratic or despotic rulers.

0554 GMT+1 22/05/2014 Update: Time to "chill out" and watch Vangelis creating the music soundtrack for Chariots of Fire(and others).........In real time!...........Great inspirational music and pictures!!...............It is also terrific therapy!!!............This is a brilliant example of TechnoArt!!!!

1035 GMT+1 22/05/2014 Update: It is news to me that Marines in Afghanistan are equipped with helmet cameras. I would like to examine and test an example.

It is almost impossible to ensure that  digital video or digital images or any digital files have not been edited/re-edited after the event. Any competent Judge would require corroborating eyewitness statement(s).

The problem we face in court today is a Judge, who does not understand high technology or how easy it is to manipulate digital video or digital  images or any other digital files after the event. A corroborating eyewitness must be required where the authenticity of digital video or digital images or any digital files cannot be guaranteed 100%.

However, if we can find the storage device where the digital video, digital image or digital files/statements were preserved as evidence, then we have a chance of following the "electronic trail" left by the file. Even eyewitness statements must be treated with great caution/scepticism, if there has been collusion, and/or there was(were) an ulterior motive(s) and/or the witness statement(s) are not reasonably contemporaneous or even guaranteed to be the authentic original.

This is my legal opinion on digitally held evidence as an Engineer, who has been forced to get to grips with how the law applies to new technology. I am not a lawyer, but I would think both lawyers and Judges are struggling in the area of new technology. It is not easy and it is not simple to understand. Even more difficult is translating existing laws into the high technology world and defining how they apply, when the technology has changed so dramatically. Luckily, 90% of all laws are sensible and logical, therefore, they are easily understood by an Engineer, such as myself. It is the 10% of ambiguous laws, which the lawyer are able to exploit.

1450 GMT+1 22/05/2014 Update: I make that another 10 points off the US Democrats share of the vote. You will have to do much better in the coming months! Its not much fun being unemployed these days, especially if you have no skills.

Anyway, thanks for the workout! It was very useful!!

0258 GMT+1 24/05/2014 Update: Here is Dylan Thomas, who actually wrote some excellent poetry, unlike his talentless detractors who sound like mice, whimpering in the empty desert of their creativeness.

0355 GMT+1 24/05/2014 Update: Pope Francis visits non-Catholic Israel and Palestine in a vain attempt to win back his fading influence in the region, if he had any in the first place. The Pope has been left on the sidelines in the Internet age, because of his lack of a Cyberspace presence. It was an error of judgement by the US Government to sponsor a Pope, who is so inadequately equipped for the Internet age.

I cannot understand what the Pope can offer to the difficult Israel/Palestine negotiations, because of his clearly biased agenda. It begins to make a little sense when you realise the exhausted US Secretary of State John Kerry is also a Catholic. I think the Pope's visit to the Middle East is just a headline grabbing exercise and serves no useful purpose, but he may have a hidden agenda.

Pope Francis has been preaching on the temptations of Satan recently. Apparently, he is indicating that gossip is a satanic activity. I could not agree more.

Perhaps, Pope Francis is trying to muscle in on my ideas for a FOB(Forward Operating Base) for aid based in Malta or even the Trans Asia Railway. He may have been divinely inspired with my ideas. The idea of God inspirin' wit' the Pope to steal my Copyrighted IP(Intellectual Property) is, indeed, a novel  and outrageous Conspiracy Theory. Maybe John Kerry has signed up Pope Francis as his Middle East Agent.

Cue: Pope Francis!

By the way, Real Engineers(DentCorp Ltd) is strictly private enterprise. I try very hard to be politically neutral in the world of commerce.  In my opinion, politics gets in the way of business, therefore, I try to keep the two activities separate. My own views on many subjects are clearly expressed on my Blogs. What you see is what you get!

0442 GMT+1 24/05/2014 Update: Pope Francis may find himself upstaged by The Isaacs who, I believe, are performing in Israel shortly. It will be a memorable and moving occasion.

0533 GMT+1 24/05/2014 Update: My first pass analysis of the UK Local Council election results and the MEP(Member of the European Parliament) election, indicates to me the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, Conservative and the UK Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, Liberal Democrat are spent forces on the UK political scene.

The result for Leader of the Opposition, Ed Miliband, Labour, is a bit more complex as Labour did well in the Local Council elections, but the MEP election proved to be  a disaster, as UKIP took a protest vote from the three main parties.

The verdict on David Cameron and Nick Clegg is in. They have wasted £billions on failed initiative/projects and may have committed crimes in their use of BS(Blanket Surveillance), which was illegal and unauthorised for the most part. It remains to be seen what price these two incompetents pay for their slavish subservience to the USA in the dubious use of BS. After all, we reward failure here in the UK.

I find David Cameron and Nick Clegg to have completely lost their senses in their use of BS. They deployed the full weight of the state against innocent individuals and thought this was the "right thing to do". The fact that BS made sense to David Cameron and Nick Clegg leads me to believe they should have a full medical with toxicology tests. Perhaps, Richard Branson would like to join them at the medical in kind of latter day version of a ménage à trois.

The real tragedy of BS, was the fact that £billions were being wasted on surveillance of individuals, who presented no threat, yet real terrorists in the same locale were able to travel freely to Nairobi, Kenya and set off explosions. I cannot understand the logic of all the BS. Perhaps I am not "clever" enough to be a Socialist!!!!!

1015 GMT+1 24/05/2014 Update: Here is the Candy Christmas Mix.

By the way, have you seen David Cameron's and Nick Clegg's "boat" today. It brings joy to the heart!

Christmas has just been cancelled for both of these two evil politicians!

I don't know why, but I am reminded of that ancient western film(movie), where the newly appointed, young, female Town Marshall was asked what was to be done with the recently captured cattle rustlers. She replied, rather pointedly; "We'll give 'em a fair trial and hang 'em in the morning!"(Comédie Noir).

Interesting law enforcement policy!

In case you did not realise, it is not me who supports the death penalty. It is some of the more extreme members of the current ruling elite in the UK. It is predictable how those extremist's long held belief in capital punishment suddenly changes, when the noose beckons.

2205 GMT+1 24/05/2014 Update: Time to listen to the Piano Man by Billy Joel.

Here is Heather Small and M-People.

2337 GMT+1 24/05/2014 Update:  In my opinion, the escalating situation between the UK and Russia demands an assurance the people who have the authority to launch nuclear weapons are not alcohol/drug abusers. Starting at the top with toxicology tests, the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, and the Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, both of whom can launch nuclear weapons on their own authority in a crisis situation.

The activities of David Cameron and Nick Clegg in office in authorising BS(Blanket Surveillance) of private individuals who pose no security threat and then orchestrating a smear campaign of unbelievable depravity leads me to believe there may be underlying health issues. No sane person would believe that this unprecedented gutter-politics campaign, which also involves theUK  Police, was either legal or within the bounds of common decency. The authorisation of BS alone was an extreme abuse of power, which probably breaches the EU Human Rights Act and possibly several other criminal laws.

The fact there has been no guarantee from the UK Government that David Cameron and Nick Clegg are not alcohol/drug abusers, sows the seeds of doubt in my mind. It is not an unreasonable request considering the careless inflammatory language which has exacerbated an already tense relationship between the UK and Russia. The alcohol/drugs abuse problem has to be addressed now and should have been tackled in the 1960s, when it first became apparent.

If David Cameron and Nick Clegg go back to work on Tuesday as if nothing has happened, in spite of the voters registering their extreme disapproval, then it will only confirm in my mind that democracy in the UK has been eroded. It is probably the stress, due to economic factors, which has forced the alcohol/drug issue to the forefront of the political agenda. For my part, I will never vote again for a alcohol/drug abuser because I find them to be illogical and irrational, which I think is an indicator.

0120 GMT+1 25/05/2014 Update: David Cameron and Nick Clegg have destroyed themselves, in political terms, and will ultimately destroy their respective political parties at the General Election in 2015. It will not be pretty! David Cameron and Nick Clegg are two of most trusted and highest officials in the UK and have been caught red-handed in the dirtiest game ever played in UK politics.

The already tarnished reputation of the UK Police is also on the edge of total discredit. It is just a matter of time before the truth bursts out of the pressure cooker of the present BS situation in the UK. I have already identified many targets in the UK Government, UK Parliament and within the UK Police, which need the same BS that many of us have to suffer on a daily basis. I am baring-up reasonably well under the weight of state BS. I suspect David Cameron and/or Nick Clegg will crack soon as the intensity of the situation increases.

The current BS dilemma facing David Cameron and Nick Clegg is, ironically, all of their own making. They have tried to control a medium, the Internet, which they do not understand and have dug a hole so deep they cannot escape. Their self-destruction is inevitable, as too many people know what David Cameron and Nick Clegg are doing/have done and will implicate them when push comes to shove.

The big, big mistake made by my opponents was to believe I was as stupid as them. We shall see who was stupid at the bitter end, and it will be bitter. This is BS-gate and is on a scale many orders of magnitude bigger that Watergate.

0659 GMT+1 25/05/2014 Update: Let me restate my long held position on lethal weapons. No person who is an alcohol/drug abuser can have access to, or control of, lethal weapons. It is well known that alcohol/drug abuse leads to mental illness and vice versa, therefore, it makes sense to disarm all these people. This is why I want a toxicology test for everyone, before they are given access to, or control of, lethal weapons of all kind. There are no exceptions to this rule.

I think even the gun lobby would agree that nobody who is an alcohol/drug abuser and/or has mental illness can have access to, or control of, lethal weapons. This applies from the top to the bottom of society. Until we disarm these potential threats to society then we cannot ascertain if there are any further underlying problems relating to lethal weapons of all types.

I do not have access to, or control of, lethal weapons. However, I know of several people in the UK today who do have control of weapons of mass destruction and we cannot be sure they are not alcohol/drug abusers. We cannot be sure if they are not in the early stages of mental illness, which is typical a long term alcohol/drug abuser. I believe we, in the UK, are playing a dangerous game of "Russian Roulette" by taking on trust, without any proof, those in control of lethal weapons of global scale are "clean" and clear thinkers.

I am saying that we should start now with toxicology tests for those with the highest authority, who have access to and control of weapons of mass destruction. I would then apply the toxicology test to anyone in the rest of society who wished to have gun licences or firearms licences, or those who controlled others with lethal weapons.

We do not know the extent of alcohol/drug abuse in UK society, but evidence from tragic gun crimes in the USA shows that alcohol/drug abuse leading to mental illness and vice versa, is a common factor in almost all mass shootings. In the UK, we have strict gun laws but it does not eliminate the problem completely, because dangerous criminals can always get hold of lethal weapons. In the USA, the right to carry arms is written into their constitution. Therefore, a vote would be required to change the constitution. In the meantime, the police should disarm all those alcohol/drug abusers, who may or may not be mentally ill.

I have blood tests on a annual basis as part of my normal medical care regime. Why can't we apply the same blood tests to all those people who have access to of control of lethal weapons? We cannot make exceptions to this rule, otherwise it will be pointless. For example, I do not fancy entering a military establishment without an assurance that the guards on the gate, with the large automatic weapons, were not alcohol/drug abusers and/or mentally ill.

The question you are probably asking is, how the above discussion applies to Real Engineers(DentCorp Ltd) security team? The answer is simple. A toxicology test would form part of the medical prior to employment by Real Engineers(DentCorp Ltd) and because of the sensitive nature of our work, would be routinely applied to all staff. There would be no exceptions and it includes me. The authorisation for the use of lethal weapons, by the Real Engineers(DentCorp Ltd) security force, would be devolved to the field commander. Hence, the need for toxicology tests as part of his/her routine medical care scheme.

1110 GMT+1 25/05/2014 Update: For those of you who like gambling analogies, here is the latest humdinger. The UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, Conservative, and the UK Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, Liberal Democrat, have just gambled and lost everything in a game of Russian Roulette. They have "blown themselves away" in political terms. In the true tradition of an English gentlemen, it is required they fall on their respective swords for the recent monumental election screw-up.

David Cameron and Nick Clegg are so toxic to the UK Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats, respectively, for the forthcoming General Election in 2015, a hole big enough to bury them in, cannot be found. When you bet the farm, you have to  be prepared to lose the farm. These two idiots not only lost their own farms, but the farms of everybody else as well.

David Cameron and Nick Clegg go in for vile personal abuse of every kind, but I, and many others, think they are just sub-optimal products of elite education. The difficulty for both parties is finding replacements, who are not alcohol/drug abusers and have a reasonable IQ(Intelligence Quotient). A tall order in today's UK political environment.

By the way, I am holding back on how I really feel about David Cameron and Nick Clegg, Those expletives are reserved for the Surveillance Channel. It will take a lot more than a few fake videos to make me back down.

Hi there Washington DC! How do you like the political "rough stuff" playing out in the UK at the moment? This is only the warm-up match. Wait until I really get stuck into the "Wimps of Washington DC". It is my ambition to give every US Democrat some unemployment experience, as payback for their interference in the UK and their attempt to shaft my family and I, 51(%). We will see how brave the "Wimps of Washington DC" really are.

1327 GMT+1 25/05/2014 Update: In my opinion, David Cameron and Nick Clegg are the king rats of a political vermin infestation of the Westminster Parliament called the UK Coalition Government. Strangely, I have a bit of experience of dealing with rats, especially the two legged kind. I have found them all to be spineless cowards, whispering their slanderous gossip, to anyone who will listen, whilst hiding in secret meetings or on conference/phone calls.

David Cameron and Nick Clegg's abysmal leadership of the UK Coalition Government, since they took office in 2010, has done nothing to move the UK's economy forward in any major way, as we struggle out of the worst recession in three generations. Their inept management of the UK's energy policy as left the country with a zero margin in electrical generation capacity. Today, we are being openly taunted by the Chairman of Gazprom (the Russion Gas Supplier) about the security of future gas supplies and escalating prices, after his mega gas deal with China. David Cameron and Nick Clegg have been asleep at the wheel and have jeopardised the UK's security and diversity of energy supplies. Their feeble answer to this economic retaliation by Russia, is to offer even more hydraulic fracturing(fracking) in the UK.

There is no Plan B, because there was never a Plan A, on anything which could be understood by the electorate, as evidenced by the recent EU and Local Government Elections. David Cameron and Nick Clegg intend to carry on in the true British tradition of rewarding failure. In my view, both David Cameron and Nick Clegg have both had their final chance and it is time for the Conservatives and Liberal Democrats to prepare for a General Election in 2015 as it approaches with alarming speed.

David Cameron and Nick Clegg were given the benefit of the doubt after the shambles in the run up to the London Olympics 2012. Their headless chicken performance and waste of £billions of taxpayer's  money on failed projects, leads me to believe they should have been dismissed for incompetence in 2012. It is not too late to rectify the situation, as the ideal opportunity to unload these destructive losers has presented itself, after a stinging rebuttal of them by a more than disgruntled electorate.

I say Goodbye and Good Riddance to David Cameron and Nick Clegg! What do you say?

0202 GMT+1 26/05/2015 Update: This PR(Publicity Relations) stunt by President Obama, ahead of the California elections, cost more than $1billion dollars of taxpayers money to stage. My Blogs have the same effect and cost........Nothing!

Note that President Obama is wearing a uniform, which is very similar to that of a Real Engineers(DentCorp Ltd) Field Commander. Perhaps, he is angling for a new career with us, when he finishes his current day job.

Ask the President, how the Real Engineers(DentCorp Ltd) plan to withdraw of troops and equipment to secure compounds at Mazar-i-Sharif and possibly Quetta is moving along?

Perhaps, President Obama has also been inspiring wit' the Pope!.........In his original Afghanistan exit strategy logistics plan!! It is  interesting to note that he even gets heckled by children these days!!!

California Blue?.........Not this time, Buddy!........No Roy Orbison to help the US Democrats in California this Go around!! In any case, the meaning of California Blue has changed over the years. Today, it is extremely toxic for the US Democrats.

I remember driving through Gilroy, California many years ago. For some unknown reason, I had the inspiration that mouthwash(oral rinse) was going to be very big in California in the future. I should point out that I have never met the Pope............ So....... How did I get to be inspired?

Here, is Speedy Gonzales performed by David Dante..........Pat Boone did the PC(Politically Correct) version of Speedy Gonzales......... Just for the record!....... Pat Boone also gave an inspiring performance in the film(movie) April Love 1957!!.......... Frankly, I didn't have the stomach for it!!!

How about this for a Singing in the Rain sketch? Did you know that one of the clearest indicators of a true Socialist is their total lack of humour? Even when they attempt comedy, it lacks sophistication or style and appears to be child-like humour, to those of us who live outside the US. We call it farce in the UK and the two greatest exponents of farce were the risqué Benny Hill(X-rated non-PC comedy) and clown-inspired Mr Bean(played by Rowan Atkinson). These two comedians had a great advantage for US bars........You could turn the sound off and they were still funny! Benny Hill was, eventually, banned from UK television as the dark age of PC(Political Correctness) descended upon us all.

They say you need  to have a nice smile(psylocybin enhanced?) to win the women's vote. I don't agree. I think you need to have about $10 billion to be sure of the women's vote. $10 billion beats "nice smile" every time! If you have $10 billion....... And a nice smile........ You will to fight them off, as they say in the trade!!

However, in my days out on the "pull:"

When I were "nobbut" a lad, you could take a "lassie," to the pub on a Saturday night, get completely "Brahms," share a fish chip supper afterwards, create "pavement pizza," on the way home, worthy of exhibition the the Tate Modern(London, UK), and still have change out of "half-a-sov." By this time, I had usually forgotten where I put the "lassie."

Ay, them were the days!........Today, no "lassie," never get "Brahms" and certainly no "pavement pizza."......... Life gets tedious......Don't it!

0905 GMT+1 26/05/2014 Update: More Candy?.........Anyone?........No?........She will have the California Blues again!......Soon!!

0935 GMT+1 26/05/2014 Update: Here is a delusional UK Prime Minister from a long line of those who habitually hallucinate. I don't believe the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, has been inspirin' wit' the Pope, because he could not inspire anyone!..About anything!!

1355 GMT+1 26/05/2014 Update: This story reports that the FBI may have to employ hackers, who smoke cannabis, because they are struggling to find hackers who do not smoke cannabis. Hacking only makes sense to someone who smokes cannabis, they would think it was fun. A person who does not smoke cannabis would believe that hacking was a serious criminal act and would not do it.

1426 GMT+1 26/05/2014 Update: When Boris Johnson says the peasants are revolting, which interpretation does he really mean? S'adapter ou mourir.

0512 GMT+1 27/05/2014 Update: Here are Haim. A top class California Band, who achieved success by promoting their work on the Internet through excellent home-made videos and then headlining at Glastonbury, UK in  2013. They are now a well established and constantly improving.

0536 GMT+1 27/07/2014 Update: To calm everyone's nerves after the UK Local and MEP Elections, here is Don Williams, with some soothing songs and music. As usual, for the UK, reverse the North and South. Don Williams really gets to the ladies,  emotionally.

However I, 51(%), being an Engineer, I prefer to study the specification and the performance, before "Engineering" things. I also know the ultimate "comédie noir" rebuttal of feminism, but it is too outrageous even for my Blogs. I find women to be emotion-driven and they often seem illogical to me, except when it comes to $10 billion man being the perfect partner. I can understand that choice. It makes a lot of sense to me.

I searched for $10 billion ($1.0 million in those days) woman in my youth, but I did not understand until much later that I was looking in the wrong place. $10 billion woman does not frequent public houses such as the The Old Point House, Angle, Pembrokeshire, UK. She was probably in a Country/Golf Club just down the road. In The Old Point House they used to turn off the Wurlizter to sing, in Welsh. Usually after time, in those days. $10 billion woman does not know what a treat she missed. There wasn't a golf club in sight! The men all looked like Richard Burton, but on a good day, and the women were mostly dark haired beauties, so reminiscent of the UK film(movie) star Dawn Adams. The Après Old Point House sessions were very interesting too. I have often wondered if they have kept up the traditions at The Old Point House.

0923 GMT+1 27/05/2013 Update: People ask me why I am interested in the old Variety Theatre, Music Hall or even Working Persons Club type of comedy. I always reply with the old standard joke; "It's the roar of the grease paint and the smell of the crowd." This joke is so old, I cannot remember who was the originator. I am also reminded of Eric Morecambe's famous one-liner; He claimed "I was an overnight success after 30 years in the business." My version of it would be; " I am an overnight success after 60 years in the trade."

This video of Uptown Girl by Billy Joel is an approximate analogy of my quest for $10 billion woman in my younger days. The difference between Billy Joel and I was, he made a career of dancing, singing and music, whereas I, 51(%), sought a job leading nowhere in Engineering. You can see why I am little bit pi**ed off. At least Billy Joel had some talent! Am I bitter?........Too damn right, I am!!!

As an Engineer, I like to do a few calculations, in the cold light of day. My latest calculations shows the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, and the UK Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg are operating outside their designed stress levels and a catastrophic failure is inevitable, sooner or later, for both of them!

By the way, the BS(Blanket Surveillance) team trashed and locked my new 160 GB hard drive yesterday, so, I threw it away and bought another new 500GB hard drive on ebay. It was cheaper than the 160GB hard drive. The BS team actually did me a favour, because 160 GB was not nearly big enough to make Cloud-based services obsolete/redundant. Thank you, BS team!

1125 GMT+1 27/05/2014 Update: Tony Blair is the sort of person who thinks Tracey Emin's unmade bed is worth £1 million. I think Tony Blair should buy the bed, as a hedge against inflation.

Which reminds me, the final report of the Chilcot Inquiry into the Iraq War is still "pending," while transcripts of Tony Blair's conversations, (telephone or otherwise), with George W Bush get security clearance from his friend, David Cameron. It all makes sense to them! I have read, Tony Blair is a regular visitor to 10 Downing Street these days. I wonder what that is all about?

0955 GMT+1 28/05/2014 Update: This is the only Candy which is good for you. "Practically perfect in every way." Note the excellent breath control. The descant is very effective too.

Scorchio to Sentry #1: Angels at 2 o'clock!

Sentry #1 to Scorchio: 10 Angels.... Inbound from 'heath!......... Stand by for handover!..... Your next patrol at 1000 hours!.......Out!

Scorchio to Angel Leader: Glad to see you, Chep...... Handing-over and returning to base #4......Over!

Angel Leader to Scorchio: I was in the neighbourhood, so I thought I would just drop by........Out!

Scorchio to all 'Phoons: On my vector........Return to base #4.........'Burners to full....... Last one  home buys breakfast!........ Keep sharp.....Keep low.........Next patrol 1000 hours!

Sentry #1 to Field Commander: 10 Angels on patrol in Sector 6 at 1000 metres........10 'Phoons returning to 'base #4 at low level....Over!

Field Commander to Sentry #1: Splash target 53 sector 6 at 0631.....Over!

Sentry #1 to Field Commander: Confirm target 53 sector 6 at 0631......Over and Out.

Sentry #1 to Angel Leader: Splash target 53, sector 6 at 0631......Over!

Angel Leader to Sentry #1: Confirm......Angel #4 to  splash target 53 at 0631.....Out!

Angel Leader to Sentry #1: Confirm target 53 sector 6 eliminated.......All Angels standing by for next target....Out!

Sentry #1 to Field Commander: Target 53 sector 6 eliminated.....Next target!

Field Commander to Sentry #1: Multiple targets 61 thru 69 ....ASAP.....Grunts on the ground at -200metres......Over!

Sentry #1 to Field Commander: Confirm targets 61 thru' 69 in 6 minutes......Out!

Sentry #1 to Angle Leader: Eliminate target queue 61 thru' 69 in 5 minutes.......Grunts on the ground at -200 metre......Confirm on completion.

Angel Leader to All Angels: On your allocated target vector.......'Burners to full....lock and and forget......Return to patrol on my vector and confirm kills.

Angel Leader to Sentry #1: Target queue 61 thru' 69 eliminated.......patrolling sector 6 at 1000 metres.

Sentry #1 to Field Commander: Target queue 61 thru' 69 eliminated....Standing by for next target.

Scorchio to Sentry #1 Checking in on patrol....... sector 6 at 1000 metres with 10 'Phoons........Over!

Sentry #1 to Scorchio: Welcome back......Stand by for next targets!......Out!

Scorchio to Angel Leader: Hi Chep, I see you are getting the hang of it.......Over!

Angel Leader to Scorchio: T'was easy, fella!.....Over and Out!

Angel Leader to Sentry #1: 10 Angels checking out....Sector 6....Returning to 'base #3  at high level......Out.

Angel Leader to All Angels: On my vector.......Return to 'base #3....... High level.....I'm buying breakfast!.......Out!

If you did not realise, the target vector intercept information is sent by digital communication direct  to the aircraft. The voice commands are required to retain authority and control by the Sentry and the Field Commander.

I haven't lost my "marbles." If you do not understand the Scorchio sketch, then just ignore it. The sketch will be wildly misinterpreted, by those who do not understand it and/or those who are smokin' somethin.' It will be a severely career limiting misinterpretation for anyone involved, because you are probably only one step away from the "funny farm."

The Scorchio sketch above is just an outline demonstration of how the Command & Control System, being developed by me,would work in a battlefield scenario. The use of the Candy Christmas' Lord. Send Your Angels to Watch Over Me is just my zany kind of humour, trying to lighten an extremely serious subject.

There is an approximate analogy to the words of Candy Christmas' song and the actual military activities of patrolling a no-fly-zone. Those who have military knowledge will understand it perfectly, but civilians are liable to get it all wildly wrong. I am an Engineer, with wide interests. What you see is what you get. It does not help if some people have wild imaginations.

1436 GMT+1 28/08/2014 Update: My analysis of the current major political players is as follows:
  1. The UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, is an economy wrecker, who consistently makes the wrong decision on almost every issue. His decision making is driven by Crony-ism, hence, he is bound to fail in the long term;
  2. The UK Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg is politically dead and probably has  medical issues. He will fail in the short term;
  3. The Leader of the Opposition, Ed Miliband has got off lightly, mainly because he is not in government;
  4. The UKIP leader, Nigel Farage, has only one policy, which will not sustain him at a general election in 2015.
I predict it will all end in tears for our political elite.

0345 GMT+1 29/05/2014 Update: Call that dancing!.....I've seen better pole dancers!!.....Thisthis, this, this and this are what I call dancing!!.........Everybody in Louisiana can do the Zydeco dance moves!!!

Here are some singing lessons from Charley Pride, for the guy with the squeaky voice in the BBC dance routine. Charley Pride sounded great over the old Wurlizter, but he is sensational over Surround-Sound. Charley Pride could emotionally connect with his audience, especially the ladies,  in a way only few others can. Charley Pride also recorded one of the best truckers songs of all time.

0805 GMT+1 29/05/2014 Update: Just to re-cap, this is what Scorchio's 'Phoon can do. Here is Scorchio hiding at the back of a  F22 Raptor presentation. Only experts know why Scorchio is superior.

1125 GMT+1 29/05/2014 Update: The UK Liberal Democrats have reached the end of their usefulness. It is not a pretty sight as they sting themselves to death like a scorpion with sunstroke.

1655 GMT+1 29/05/2014 Update: If the Chilcot Inquiry is not going to publish the full transcripts of the many conversations between the former UK Prime Minister. Tony Blair and the former US president George W Bush, then why bother. I already have a good idea the gist of what was said. It is not difficult to deduce the conversations between Blair and Bush during the run up to the Iraq war, given the extensive reporting in the media on both sides of the Atlantic.

You can glean many snippets or nuggets of information by reading the multitude of different reports of such  a momentous event as the decision to invade Iraq. The difficulty is separating the information from the disinformation. This is where I excel.

0450 GMT+1 30/05/2014 Update: If you still do not understand the Scorchio spoof video, here is an explanation. The Scorchio spoof video was made to ridicule the capabilities of the Typhoon fighter and its supporting systems in the dirty world of arms sales. Unfortunately for the producers of the Scorchio video, they have hit on a very hot topic, probably unintentionally.

The Scorchio spoof video is preceded by a F-22 Raptor presentation, which is intended to show the vastly superior systems and weapons of the F-22. However, the F-22 and its supporting systems are just an automated killing robot, which requires little or no human intervention. The Typhoon and its supporting systems is portrayed as an outdated and macho-style, with plenty of equally outdated RAF banter.

The reality is the F-22 is an almost fully automated weapons system, often described as an automated killer robot, which hazards the aircraft when it targets and launches its weapons. Its lack of manoeuvrability ensures the F-22 can be brought down by simple weapons systems, when it inevitable appears on RADAR or camera, or human vision.  The Typhoon, on the other hand, has human Command and Control at every level. Magic #1(the gender issue is completely irrelevant) in the spoof video, is the Battlefield Commander, also in contact with the Field Commander on the ground. There is human authority and control in every step of the target elimination process. Magic #1, in the old AWACS(Airborne Warning And Control System), is actually the Battlefield Commander in the air with the full overview of the situation using  many sensors and is not dependent only on satellite data. The air strikes can be called by the Field Commander of the Spearhead Group on the ground, or by Strategic Command, through the Battlefield Commander (Magic #1) who retains final control and oversight. In the case where the AWACS aircraft with the Battlefield Commander (Magic #1) is out of service, then Strategic Command communicates directly with the Field Commander in a more conventional way.

Although the Scorchio spoof  video portrays the UK's air defence system as archaic, in real battlefield scenarios, it is both accurate, reliable and makes very, very few mistakes(friendly fire). The F-22 Raptor and its systems are devoid of human control and have more in common with a computer game than real warfare. I predict that in a real battlefield scenario the combined attrition rate and downtime of the F-22 Raptor would be approaching 100%. The Typhoon and its supporting systems are operational 24/7, in  all-weathers, day or night. They have back-up systems, with human authority and control at every level. The pilot of the Typhoon always has many options in any given battlefield scenario. It uses stand-off weapons, which are fired at about 10 to over 50 miles(the true range of these stand-off weapons is probably secret) from the target, therefore, the aircraft is never in endangered during an attack.

The Typhoon and its support systems are proof the underlying principles of warfare never change. It is only the technology which changes. Unfortunately, the US Forces have gone down the route of the automated killing robot with the F-22 Raptor and its successor aircraft. There are rumours that the F-22 and its successor aircraft do not perform well in realistic military trials. Hence, I call this group of aircraft AIA(Air Inferiority Aircraft), which frighten our own forces more than they frighten the opposition forces.

0909 GMT+1 30/05/2014 Update: By way of clarification; In engineering and military circles #4 is used to denote the number 4, to distinguish it from the value 4. It has nothing to do with the hash-tag of modern day twittering. Only an imbecile would confuse the two annotations, which have different meanings depending on the context. My use of #4, for an example, is clearly in a engineering/military context. It is similar to an acronym, which may have different meanings in different contexts.

Most children would know that the meaning of words, acronyms and symbols depends on the context of their use. This is why confusion occurs very frequently  in surveillance, because the context of the images, words and symbols may be wildly misunderstood. Clarification and corroboration by human intelligence is always necessary, especially when the stakes are high and there is much disinformation being passed around. Even human intelligence can prove unreliable, when there are ulterior motives. Please engage brain before operating mouth!

0425 GMT+1 01/06/2014 Update: The UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, a UK Conservative, threatens to pull out of Europe if he cannot have a Socialist President of the European Commission. I find his position on this issue to be illogical, unless he is a Socialist or acting on behalf of other Socialists.

I think everything is on hold until David Cameron comes to terms with the EU election results and his own diminished role in the EU. It was David Cameron who brought the UK's  relationship with Europe to the forefront of the political debate, knowing it was a toxic issue for the UK Conservatives. He is now in a muddle of his own making with no way out. The next few days and weeks are probably going to be pivotal defining moments for David Cameron and the UK Conservatives.

At the moment, David Cameron is leading the UK Conservatives over the the same political precipice as the Liberal Democrats, who have all but disappeared off the political landscape at the recent EU and Local Government elections in the UK. I find it difficult to understand David Cameron's political beliefs and principles, which seem to be driven by a Socialist agenda and not a UK Conservative agenda. Perhaps I am missing some important point here.

0535 GMT+1 01/06/2014 Update: I perceive the UK Liberal Democrats, under an irrational Nick Clegg, are threatening to break the UK Coalition Government if they do not get a Socialist President of the European Commission. This is an excellent opportunity for the UK Conservatives to separate themselves from a electorally rejected Liberal Democrat party and form a minority government in the short run up the the UK General Election in 2015.

The UK Conservatives forming a temporary minority government. would allow them to set out their manifesto for the next election without the confusion of the Liberal Democrats in the government. While the UK Conservative are still in coalition with the Liberal Democrats, it is difficult for them to spell out their distinctive policies to be put before the UK electorate in 2015.

In actual fact, breaking up the UK Coalition Government at some point prior to the UK General Election 2015 would suit all UK political parties, thereby avoiding  the confusion of political party policies in the mind electorate. How about that for a Plan B!

1815 GMT+1 01/06/2014 Update: Here is a "blast from the past," literally, who is on the same wavelength as the few zany humorists left in the UK. I loved to listen to Bob Newhart as a child in the wilderness of the North of England. He actually made me believe there were other people in the world with the same cynical views about authority as myself.  I think I must have been "inspirin' wit' the Newhart," when I was knee-high to a grasshopper! He gave me hope, where there was none!!

0417 GMT+1 02/06/2014 Update: I am asked why I do not discuss topics which are important to women on this Blog. Firstly, I am not a woman, as far as I know, therefore I do feel qualified to discuss women specific issues. Secondly, I am an engineer and I probably takes a more dispassionate view of women than other political activists, who will do or say almost anything to get the women's vote.

I regard women as an under-utilised resource, which could be used to drive the future, high-technology economy forward. From an engineer's perspective, the criteria for employment is whether you can do the job, not your gender or ethnicity. Gender and ethnicity are totally irrelevant in the engineering world and always have been, because the focus is on getting the job done and not on social or other trivial matters.

Engineers always consider women, who are easy on the eye, as a bonus in the workplace but this is not an employee selection criteria. However, in customer facing roles image or dress code may play a part, but it applies equally to men and women. Even in these customer-facing  roles, know-how takes precedence over image in the increasingly complex world of engineering.

One of the big issues in the UK today, which may be of interest to women, is the discussion about whether Fiona Bruce, a BBC television newsreader, and the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, actually wear the same foundation cream. This is the kind of important issue exposed by the HD camera, which, I 51(%), find interesting. I ask the question about foundation cream, because Fiona Bruce and David Cameron both have a jaded, sepia look on HD television. Just thought I would mention it.

0455 GMT+ 02/06/2014 Update: I have a sad message for the US Democrats this morning. The donkey is dead! As a result, President Obama will not be able to ride into a defunct Hollywood claiming he is the saviour of the creative arts. The harsh commercial reality for Hollywood is, they are neither creative nor artistic in any kind of original way.  Most of their current, so-called Stars have been exposed as well past their "sell-by-date" by the all-revealing HD(High Definition) camera.

I cannot remember when Hollywood last produced a memorable  or even a profitable film(movie). Hollywood actors and actresses seem to mumble and grunt into the microphone between stunts. The diction problem is not about accents, it is about clarity of speech. The HD camera shows every detail/nuance of the actor/actress and exposes those who read from the idiot board(Teleprompter), thus inhibiting their acting. In order to connect with your audience, you need a big screen or stage presence, which is destroyed by reading from the Teleprompter, causing a real disconnect with the audience and making you appear to be disingenuous.

The generational change, which is clearly under way in most sectors of everyday life, is going to be particularly cruel to Hollywood. I perceive Hollywood to have lost the its way.Much of the output of Hollywood today, appears to be remakes of old films(movies), formula films(movies) or simply blatant plagiarism. Very little original work is emanating from Hollywood studios these days. Therefore, politicians who like to bask in the reflected glory of success, will not see tinsel-town as a prime location or backdrop to launch their political campaigns, in fact, quite the opposite.

1625 GMT+1 02/06/2014 Update: My plans for Gatwick Airport as the end RTH(Regional Transport Hub) of the Trans Asia Railway, does not impact on plans for Heathrow Airport in any way. The Gatwick RTH would be financed by private enterprise to serve a new, low cost, tourist market as well as being  a passenger and freight RTH for the Trans Asia Railway. My proposed project schedule is as follows:
  1. A new, operationally independent 3000 metre runway to the South of the existing main runway by Q1 2016;
  2. Extending the existing main runway to 3000 metres by Q4 2016;
  3. LTT, long distance passenger and freight trains to Inverness, Truro , Milford Haven and Trans Asia Railway operational by Q1 2014, Q1 2016, Q1 2016 and Q1 2016 respectively;
  4. Gatwick Airport RTH freight terminal to be fully operational by Q1 2016;
  5. Gatwick Airport terminal buildings upgrade from Q1 2014 to Q4 2016.
Although this is an accelerated development plan for the Gatwick Airport RTH, the workload is spread over many sub-contractors. The plan does require able and strong top level project management by Real Engineers(DentCorp Ltd). These plans for the Gatwick Airport RTH complement all other airport activities and the existing  transport infrastructure. The proposals do not have a negative impact any of the current services at Gatwick Airport and have nothing to do with the regular passenger transport hub planned for Heathrow Airport or elsewhere.

The Gatwick Airport RTH would transform the economies of Scotland, Wales and the South West of England by giving them low cost passenger and freight access, via LTT train, to Europe, the Middle East, Asia by rail and by air to North America plus the rest of the world.

1835 GMT+1 02/06/2014 Update: Time to listen to The Eagles and The Byrds with Gram Parsons........Fantastico.

0729 GMT+1 03/06/2014 Update: Here is Shakira, whose popularity transcends international boundaries.

2027 GMT+1 03/06/2014 Update: Here is the Queen of the Keyboard, Winfred Atwell and the Poor People of Paris. She was a uniquely brilliant pianist from the UK.

0409 GMT+1 05/06/2014 Update: The Newark, UK constituency is one of the safest UK Conservative seats in the country and is in the middle of a Tory heartland. For Newark to return a MP(Member of Parliament) to Westminster, who is other than a Tory would be a political earthquake on the scale of the 1962 Orpington bi-election. It would, probably, have the same devastating effect on the political landscape.

0425 GMT+1 05/06/2014 Update: To hold a major trial in secret(in camera) is unprecedented in modern times. It probably means the entire evidence against the accused is to be given by the intelligence community. Even in such cases it is usual for the rest of the court proceedings to be held in open court.

I am afraid that trial by television in recent years where alleged culprits are pronounced as guilty without any due process taking place, may have led the UK Coalition Government to conduct this whole trial in camera. It leads me to suspect that the proposed secret trial is a high profile case and the evidence may not stand up to scrutiny in open court. Anything conducted in secret sets off the alarm bells in my mind and just adds fuel to the Conspiracy Theorist's rantings.

0737 GMT+1 06/06/2014 Update: My analysis of the Newark, UK, bi-election result suggests it was a bad result for all parties, especially the UK Liberal Democrats who no longer exist as a political force as far as the electorate is concerned.

The UK Conservatives have bought their win at Newark , UK, by means of a drastic overspend. This unprecedented overspend by the Tories in a bi-election only secured a majority which was reduced by 50% from the previous General Election. I do not call that a success story and the overspend has probably propelled the UK Conservative Party's  finances into a parlous state in the run up to the UK General Election in 2015. I equate the Newark, UK result for the Conservatives with a shot over the bows and I believe they have had the fright of their political lives. Once the Tories have analysed the Newark, UK bi-election results in depth they will realise, if this performance in a safe seat is repeated across the nation,  they may not even be candidates for a coalition government after the General Election in 2015. The UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, the Conservative leader, has been completely neutered by the Newark, UK bi-election and is now an impotent UK Prime Minister, who fails to rise to the really big occasions.

UKIP(United Kingdom Independence Party) achieved  second place at Newark, UK, which exposes their lack of policies for the forthcoming General Election in 2015. UKIP would have needed a miracle to overturn a  Conservative majority of 16000. UKIP is probably quite satisfied with the Newark, UK, result given their small budget and their lack of policies, both of which can be rectified in time for the General Election in 2014.

The Newark result for Labour is not great and points the way for a relatively poor showing in the 2015 UK General Election, with the astonishing concept of UKIP holding the balance of power. This is indeed a political earthquake, which would have been unthinkable just a few months ago.

The disastrous showing of the UK Liberal Democrats by losing their deposit at the Newark, UK, bi-election, just confirms in my mind they are a spent force in UK politics. The UK Liberal Democrats have nobody to blame but themselves. It is their incompetence in high office, which has rendered them  politically irrelevant. The Newark bi-election result  is a kind of a rough justice for a party which has distracted the UK Coalition Government from its duty. The UK Liberal Democrats have endangered not only the security of the UK in defence terms, but the integrity of UK as a national entity, with an effective presence on the world stage.

1631 GMT+1 07/06/2014 Update: More from Gram Parsons who was a very talented singer and musician. He was one of the many real tragedies of the 1960s/1970s popular music culture.

1256 GMT+1 11/06/2014 Update: After two years of left wing propaganda in the UK and US media about the Tea Party being dead we get this; The second most powerful Republican in the US ousted by a relatively unknown Tea Party candidate.

The last two years has been the biggest act of political disinformation, with the more than willing help of the media, ever perpetrated by a democratic government. The scale and ferocity of the international propaganda campaign on behalf of the US Democrats can only be equalled by Joseph  Goebbells in Hitlers' Germany, during World War II. Everyone involved in this deliberate deception of the public, both in the UK and the USA, must now consider their positions because their reputations, if they ever had one, have been completely destroyed.

Go and Go now, you lying (expletive deleted)s!

0645 GMT+1 25/06/2013 Update: The UK Home Secretary, Theresa May is proposing even more surveillance and Internet censorship in the UK, using the radicalised British citizens fighting in Iraq on behalf of the IFIs(Islamic Fundamentalist Insurgent) as justification. Theresa May probably does not realise even now that she has been spying on the wrong people. It is no wonder that the former UK Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, thought Theresa May to be stupid.

0655 GMT+1 25/06/2014 Update: I would be glad to assist the UK Police, if required, in their interrogation of the most degenerate newspaper baron ever to walk the earth, in my opinion. The one and only Ol' Timer from News Corps, Rupert Murdoch, who would seem to be immortal.

By the way, here is Jeremy Clarkson(aka Reliant Robin), who is also a member of the exclusive Chipping Norton Set, all of whom seem incredibly well connected.

0510 GMT+1 27/06/2014 Update: It is interesting to note how those people who most enthusiastically place others under surveillance then squeal the loudest, when they find themselves under close scrutiny.

1435 GMT+1 27/06/2014 Update: The UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, has, by a political master-stroke, managed to manoeuvre himself into a minority of one at the EU summit. Meanwhile the Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, is all set to roll out his Water Cannon in London next week........Nothing new there!.........Or, in terms of RAF banter, SNAFU!!

0921 GMT+1 28/06/2014 Update: I would like to take a time-out here to thank Oxford University, UK, for providing us with two of the most outstanding leaders of the 21st Century, possessing towering intellects and incredible political stature on the world stage, who are both much admired internationally.....From afar! Let's hear it for:
  • Tony Blair, who is universally envied.......... For his extraordinary expertise in Intelligence Analysis, Military Strategies and Regime Change;
  • David Cameron, who was described, admiringly, on BBC News this morning as the Wayne Rooney of British politics............ Presumably, because he takes forever to line up his (cheap) shots......... And then misses!
By the way, The BBC acronym also means The Brain-dead Britain Co-operative........Not a lot of people know that!

0645 GMT+1 02/07/2014 Update: Do we really have to wait until the UK General Election in 2015 to unload the Prime Minister, David Cameron(aka The American Poodle)?

0510 GMT+1 03/07/2014 Update: Overheard on a London Underground train, heading up to the West-end, early yesterday evening:

1st Teenager to 2nd Teenager: "I've heard of Monty Sunshine. He's that really cool, old guy who plays the Jazz clarinet, but WTF is Monty Python?"

2nd Teenager to 1st Teenager: "I think it's some kind of snake which has escaped from the London Zoo recently!"

1035 GMT+1 04/07/2014 Update: On this 4th July 2014, I would just like to say Hi to those few people in the USA who still vote US Democrat. Remember that a vote for the US Democrats is a vote for perpetual poverty.

By the way, someone who claims he/she is a Democrat does not necessarily mean they believe in democracy, as I have found out to my cost in the UK. In the UK, almost everyone is under surveillance by someone, officially or unofficially.

1415 GMT+1 04/07/2014 Update: Here is the US Democrats' swansong leading up to the Presidential elections in 2016; Perry Como singing It's Impossible.

1951 GMT+1 04/07/2014 Update: Here is Mantovani & his Orchestra playing Exodus.

1541 GMT+1 04/07/2014 Update: Here is something very unusual. Dylan Thomas reading Wilfred Owens' last poem, Strange Meeting.

1130 GMT+1 10/07/2014 Update: I must have missed something here. A new law is to be rushed through the UK Parliament to "maintain the current powers" of spying on legitimate Internet and email users. I am one of those people who believe the UK Coalition Government has been abusing its powers and acting illegally with respect to the Internet and email for at least three years. The UK government of different hues, has probably been spying on Internet and email users, covertly, for many years in the past.

The chickens have come home to roost for the UK Coalition Government, whose members now find themselves under surveillance, probably by the  German intelligence agencies and many others. The loss of trust between nations results in once friendly nations spying on each other. It is all incredibly counter-productive.

Any spying on the Internet and email usage of terrorists or criminals should be targeted on suspects, identified by human intelligence operations. This is not the case today, with 400-500 radicalised young UK citizens able to join the IFI(Islamic Fundamentalist Insurgents) in Iraq without the knowledge of the UK anti-terrorist forces. Clearly, the current Internet and email  surveillance has nothing to do with anti-terrorism and is probably just an abuse of power, in order to spy on political opponents.

It would be more appropriate for the UK Parliament to be considering a vote of no confidence in the UK Coalition Government instead of extending surveillance laws, which many of us believe to be not only illegal, in  terms of human rights infringements, but are completely ineffective in the detection of terrorists. What the UK Government is doing, in terms of Internet and email surveillance, is an abuse of power on an industrial scale and they are acting in concert with a foreign power, the USA. This probably makes the Internet and email surveillance of innocent UK citizens a "Conspiracy to Abuse the Human Rights of Legitimate Political Opponent(s)," at the very least.

1545 GMT+1 10/07/2014 Update: If it is true the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, has all-party support for his Internet and email surveillance laws, the UK is now, effectively, an Orwellian-state. An Orwellian-state exists when virtually everyone in the UK is under surveillance most of the time. If you take into account the fact the UK has more CCTV cameras per head of population than any other country in the world, then combine it with UK Governments' draconian,  BS(Blanket Surveillance) of the Internet and emails. It becomes apparent an Orwellian-state is already operational in the UK. This probably goes a long way to explain why the voter turnout at the recent Newark, UK,  bi-election was only 34%. The electorate has, in my opinion, given up on democracy in the UK.

The UK Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, has stated the draconian Internet and email spying legislation will expire in 2016. I am willing to bet the legislation will expire just after the US Presidential elections in 2016. I cannot see what credibility Nick Clegg and the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, have left, as leaders of an independent nation. They are simply a pair of American Poodles, pandering to the every whim of the incumbent US President. Nothing new there!

1301 GMT+1 19/07/2014 Update: To reiterate my charge against the UK and US Governments; It is "Conspiracy to Abuse the Human Rights of a Legitimate Political Opponent(s)." I believe the sentence for such an astonishing war crime is ~30 years in both the UK and the USA. This heinous crime is a predictable outcome of BS(Blanket Surveillance) and the widespread use of political dirty tricks such as character assassination(Swift boating), entrapment, disinformation and malicious slander and malevolent, politically/financially-motivated witnesses. These activities are all illegal in the UK and the USA, but the laws are not being enforced.

The bottom line is, the UK and US Governments have used all the agencies of the state against perfectly law-abiding individuals, who just happened to disagree with their Socialist agenda. In unimaginable acts of crass stupidity and criminality, the UK and US Governments have effectively made war on harmless civilians, while the real terrorists were completely undetected and unfettered in the violent pursuit of their various causes. This is the reason why I am requesting toxicology tests for those in high office, in addition to those who have access to, or control of, lethal weapons. I cannot believe that a normal person would think the persecution of law-abiding individuals was a sensible thing to do. Therefore, I have concluded there must be something else influencing their thought processes.

0315 GMT+1 21/07/2014 Update: Here is a news report which should set the alarm bells ringing. The Judge has authorised the interception of some unnamed individuals' gmail(Googles' email - for those millions of technophobes who did not know) on the grounds of money laundering. We, the general public, have no way of confirming if the surveillance and interception of the individuals' gmail is part of an ongoing criminal/terrorist investigation or a politically motivated investigation. It is notable the decision given by the Judge in the news report  is contrary to decisions in similar cases during the last few months, by other Judges. I leave you to draw your own conclusions.

I have deduced the Judge in the news report  is a US Democrat supporter, therefore, there is a distinct possibility of a political angle. In my view, money laundering could just be a cover story for obtaining emails, plus names and addresses, of political opponents of the US Democrats. I smell a two-legged rat and if I was an investigative journalist I would sense a Pulitzer Prize coming my way, with this stunning  tip-off. These surveillance authorisations, by  Judges, politically sympathetic to the US Democrats, have the hallmarks of a Surveillance-gate scandal of epic proportions.

1615 GMT+1 22/07/2014 Update: Here we have two senior UK MPs(Members of Parliament) requesting a judicial review of a law on surveillance, which was passed into law at breakneck speed. Surely, it is incumbent upon lawmakers to ensure any Act of Parliament is legal before it is passed into law. If the so-called DRIP Act is judged to be  illegal, then every UK MP who voted for the DRIP Act is guilty of conspiracy.

As a taxpayer I will not pay for lawmakers who do not understand the law and/or are incapable or unwilling to take legal advice. These MPs offered no quarter to their innocent victims of their draconian surveillance laws, therefore they can expect no quarter in return. In the film(movie) A Ticket to Tomahawk 1950, Anne Baxter, who had just been appointed Marshal on the wounding of her Grandfather, offered a similar novel concept of the law as the UK MPs. When Ann Baxter was asked what should be done with the recently apprehended cattle rustlers she replied, rather poignantly, "We'll give 'em a fair trial and hang 'em in the morning." The DRIP Act has the same presumption of guilt.....Of virtually every UK citizen!

I have personal experience of the gleeful participation of police officers in the abuse of surveillance powers to target law-abiding civilians. They effected an illegal entry to my house in the middle of the night and then attempted to remove me to some unspecified location. They refused to give their identities and it was only through my presence of mind to stand my ground, did I avoid an illegal detention. That night was a "Game Changer" for me in my concept of law enforcement agencies and the abuse of anti-terrorism laws. I vowed I would exact retribution on all those who abused the catch-all anti-terrorist laws being applied to harmless civilians and even pensioners. This brings us rather  neatly to today, with the UK Coalition Government on the verge of a conspiracy trial, which they will find extremely difficult to defend. I will wait with interest to see what legal proceedings are to be brought against the US Government for their dominant part in the conspiracy..........You all had a choice!

0325 GMT+1 21/07/2014 Update: To celebrate the anniversary of the death of the Reverend William Spooner, I offer the following Spoonerism: The UK Goalition Covernment, under the erudite leadership of the Prime Minister, Cavid Dameron, whose towering intellect continues to inspire one, has made a mucking fuddle.......Of just about everything!

By the way, it is amazing how many people from the world of art and culture seem to know very little about their own subject. These people actually believe the work of the graffiti vandal, Banksy, and that purveyor of unmade beds, Tracey Emin, are artists. They have all got to be smokin' somethin'!

1143 GMT+1 23/07/2014 Update: Here is the UK's political "Odd Couple" campaigning flat out, even though only yesterday, Alex Salmond promised us all an a-political Commonwealth Games 2014. Hypocrisy lives on in Scotland, as well as the rest of the UK.

0847 GMT+1 25/07/2014 Update: In a tit-for-tat retaliation, which is allowed in international diplomacy, I have placed the UK and US Governments on my Watchlist.

0422 GMT+1 26/07/2014 Update: This is exactly what I mean about Brain-dead Britain. The UKs' elite University educated Prime Minister, David Cameron, does not know the basic geography of his own country, which is smaller than most states in the USA. David Cameron is the most vacuous UK Prime Minister ever to enter 10 Downing Street since.......Tony Blair (nobody can even remember Gordon Brown). This probably makes David Cameron the biggest sucker in the UK!.........If not Europe!!

The Leader of the UK Labour Party, Ed Miliband, has stated he cannot beat David Cameron on image. Never has a truer word been spoken. If David Cameron has had a charisma bypass then Ed Miliband has had a charisma bypass that, fortunately, went wrong. As a person from the centre right of politics, it pains me to say anything good about any Socialist.

Of course, we all know the UK is a barren wasteland north of Watford inhabited by......... People like me! The only exception to this rule is Chipping Norton, where Reliant Robin, Big Deal?, Legs Akimbo and the Ol' Timer from News Corps expound their political and economic theories between bottles of the old "Bolly" and Red, Red Wine. Perhaps they will be given an insight into future of technology by Mama's Boy, during his many, many, many visits to the UK(South of Watford, naturally). Jolly well done, Chaps!........We'll show these peasants what one can do!!........Absolutely nothing!!!

Here is some good advice for David Cameron, usually attributed to Abraham Lincoln or Mark Twain, who in turn are paraphrasing from the Bible; "It is better to be thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt."

0452 GMT+1 02/08/2014 Update: In an apparent show of force intended to counter multiple threats to peace and the UKs' vital interests, the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, has written a letter to NATO. When the letter eventually arrives, in about two weeks, the threat will have disappeared and emerged elsewhere in the world. David Cameron, realising he will not be re-elected at the UK General Election 2015, is trying to leave a legacy. There is no doubt that David Camerons' letter to NATO is bound to be preserved in a museum, if it was not there even before he sent the letter.

At this point I would like to say what a privilege it is to live in a country where the Prime Minister is so dynamic and powerful that he can stop multiple conflicts, instantly, with a deft sweep of his quill pen. I would also like to thank Oxford University for giving David Cameron this exceptional skill-set, which sets him apart from mere mortals such as I, 51(%). Thank you Oxford!......Thank you!!.....Thank you!!!.....Thank you!!!!....Thank you!!!!!

0538 GMT+1 02/08/2014 Update: By the way, you do not have to use any of my copyrighted IP described in my Blogs. If you use my copyrighted IP, then you know my terms.

What you cannot do is plagiarise or steal my copyrighted IP, whilst denigrating me at the same time. That sort of action will result in sanctions so severe it will cost you many times the advantage you have gained by your illegal activity.

If you are experiencing difficultly accessing my Blogs, as I am, then it is probably down to the activities of GCHQ/NSA.

0311 GMT+1 13/08/2014 Update: To show that I am not anti-American here is Cramer Haas, who I believe has the best claim to inventing the phrase Goo-oood Morning Vietnam. I think the original video evidence and his post-Vietnam career as an upbeat DJ in Florida supports my theory. Cramer Haas was one of the pioneers of the clever use of songs and music to raise the morale of US troops in one of the most difficult jungle guerilla wars ever fought, against a very determined enemy.

 I think the Cramer Haas video clip is genuine, but he does not seem to get any credit for his DJ work in Vietnam at AFVN Radio and Television. Those guys and gals at AFVN did a really outstanding job under fire.

0405 GMT+1 13/08/2014 Update: By the way, do you like my new streamlined Blogs? I finally got around to removing the redundant widgets and replacing them with hyperlinks. It is notable that hyperlinks created by the Google-link-gadget are many times slower than the hyperlinks which I have created manually. I wonder where those Google-link-gadget created URLs are diverted to, which is taking so much time. I expect you can work it out for yourselves.

1052 GMT+1 13/08/2012 Update: Today I have tested my Retro Film Video Juke Box version 2 and it seems to be working fine. The main new feature is each hyperlink now opens in a new tab for convenience of navigation. I have also added some images by popular demand demand. Google could make themselves useful by modifying the HTML code for this Blog template so that all the tab and gadget hyperlinks also opened in a new tab, for convenience and consistency. They could also provide and in-focus version of the background image of this Blog template. To reiterate, Google does not have a future if it persists in helping the spies at the expense of computer-literate users of their services, such as myself.

Although the major ISPs, such as Virgin Media, are blocking access to the films(movies) in the UK, other ISPs are not. If you want to watch the films(movies) for free, then you will be deluged by advertising and unnecessary downloads. After short time you will become adept at rejecting the unnecessary downloads and persistent advertising to gain access to the film(movie). It requires a little perseverance, but anyone who is reasonable computer literate will soon realise how to access the film(movie.

As for the copyright issue, which Virgin Media claims is the basis for them blocking of the Viooz website, it is a matter between the courts and Viooz. I fail to see what is Virgin Medias' or the UK courts'  interest  in a legal matter between those who claim copyright and Viooz. It is also difficult to understand how a UK court has jurisdiction in a copyright issue between claimants in the USA and Viooz, who are not based in the UK.

Virgin Media et al are abusing the UKs' legal system in order to gain commercial advantage. I have provided hyperlinks to Viooz in good faith. Any copyright issue should be taken up directly with Viooz. Viooz is streaming the videos and nothing passes through my computer. I can foresee  it will all end in tears for the big ISPs such as Virgin Media who have simply fallen behind as the Internet has moved swiftly forward. In fact, ISPs serve no purpose these days, except to slow down the Internet and provide a service for government spies. All the decoding, routing and server provision could be just as easily be installed in your local telephone exchange.

0415 GMT+1 14/08/2014 Update: Here are the famous Pans' People with their  Do You Wanna Dance routine by Barry Blue.......Incredibly risqué at the time!

Here, Barry Blue is Dancin' on a Saturday night.

By the way, the visit by Pope Francis to South Korea is likely to be the non-event of the year in the Far East. Pope Francis was appointed Pope as if by magic, because he was not on the short-list of candidates. This is why people like myself suspect other factors were at play during the selection process of Pope Francis. On the surface he seems a pleasant fellow, but I have nagging doubts about his true allegiance.

Perhaps Pope Francis will try his hand at diplomacy and missionary work by visiting North Korea to defuse the escalating tension in the region. It would be a good opportunity for Pope Francis to make contact with the aggressive young leader of North Korea on behalf of the western nations.

0610 GMT+1 14/08/2014 Update: Here is the great Muddy Waters singing some fantastic Delta Blues.........Cool Man!

Here is Winifred Atwell demonstrating how to play ragtime..........Perfezione!

0935 GMT+1 14/08/2014 Update: Thought for Today: "Après moi le déluge" - Del Boy Trotter in the BBC comedy  Only Fools and Horses. Apparently Del Boy thought he could speak French and used the phrase frequently. It seems very appropriate in the UK today, while it is raining.

0456 GMT+1 15/08/2014 Update: Here is Jerry Lee Lewis revving up his piano with Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On. He burst on to the Rock 'n' Roll scene with his crazy piano playing, which was so reminiscent of the earlier ragtime music and instantly gave a role for the piano/keyboards in rock music.

0515 GMT+1 15/08/2014 Update: This is why Zydeco music is so popular........You can actually dance to it....... Why?.........Because it has a synchronising beat!..............It is all just engineering to me!!

Check this out from Rosie Ledet & The Zydeco Playboys........Not bad!

Having listened to much more from Rosie Ledet, I have upgraded her to.......Fantastique!

1240 GMT+1 15/08/2014 Update: Did anyone in the UK, other than the film(movie) critics, actually go to see Expendables 3 ?  One UK film(movie) critic said; Just as he hoped Expendables 3 had ended, someone mumbled the immortal line "They've got reinforcements" and the film(movie) droned on, painfully for another hour.

 I think everyone in the UK would agree, it is Silvester Stallone who is expendable. He is, incidentally, yet another All-American Mamas'  Boy, together with the rest of his cast. I have seen bigger zits than Stallone........And better looking ones!

1320 GMT+1 15/08/2014 Update: Am I the only person in the UK who thinks the Prime Minister, David Cameron, is less than well-endowed.....In the intellect department. He is presiding over a country which has descended into lawlessness, as far as the individual is concerned. David Cameron actually believes that  if the majority are in favour of a certain action, then it must be legal. Unfortunately for the unfortunate UK Prime Minister, the law applies to the individual and the opinions of rent-a-mob are completely irrelevant. It would require a change in the law to make something, which is currently legal to become illegal. This sort of deviant action by the UK Coalition Government would bring them into conflict with the EU Human Rights Act. Even worse, making war on an individual, over legitimate  political views, is a Crime Against Humanity.

I never thought I would live to see the day when the so-called home of democracy actually abandoned democracy and human rights in favour of elitism. I do not seek to press my views, on any subject, on anyone. People have to access my Blogs, by their own free will, to get my opinions. However, the ruling elites seek to impose their will on me, as if some old "coffin-dodger" is of no consequence. I have to tell you this "coffin-dodger" will make those responsible cry in their sleep before I am done. Your court appearances are merely pending, Luckily, no action is necessary on my part, other than to let the ruling elites responsible for these Crimes Against Humanity, destroy themselves.

Note: A ruling elite can be a far-right or a far-left political entity, because they will be in agreement on more than 90% of the major issues of the day. This is why far-right and far-left governments implement almost identical policies, It is also why extreme Socialists and ruling elites get along rather well. They both believe in 10% of the population controlling 90% of the wealth and power, albeit by slightly different means. In the UKs' case, the whole of politics has moved significantly to the left. Even the UK Conservative Party has been dragged slightly to the left of centre by the presence of the Liberal Democrats(Les Incompetents) in the UK Coalition Government.

1345 GMT+1 `15/08/2014 Update: Thankfully, I do not listen to BBC Radio 2........Nobody does!

In their attempt to rehabilitate Jonathan Ross, the BBC has reminded me what a worthless organisation they are, riddled from top to bottom with mindless left-wing politicos who probably would not pass a toxicology test. The latest DG(Director General) is invisible and ineffective.....Ideal for the DGs' job then.....What!..... The BBC Trust is leaderless and the organisation is pretending to have state-of-the-art technology, which it can only dream about.

Even the eminently sensible idea to sell-off of the fairground  part of the BBC to Noel Edmonds has not materialised. I thought he was particularly well suited to lead a BBC, whose schedule consists mainly of Game Shows, Soap Operas, Talentless Contests and Cookery Programmes, given his proven track record in this sphere of television broadcasting. There seems to be no relief in sight, for the long suffering BBC licence fee payers, from the endless drivel  masquerading as quality TV output. It is no wonder the next generation are searching for better entertainment and information on the Internet. Available free, if you use a PC or a Laptop.

It is my opinion television should be used to educate and  inform, as well as entertain the viewer. Television should not be used to regress ones mind to the IQ(Intelligence Quotient) of an early primate.

1015 GMT+1 16/08/2014 Update: I have some terrible news for y'all this Saturday morning. Ol' Reliable, my ancient but trusty 4x4(SUV), has developed an oil leak in recent months and I have spent nearly $8.00 on ebay buying a drip tray. The strange thing is, since I put the drip tray down in the garage Ol' Reliable doesn't leak oil any more......... You do 165,00 miles and the old 4x4(SUV) develops an oil leak!.......You buy a drip tray and the oil  leak stops!!... ......I dunno!!!

By the way, this news report about Governor Rick Perry of Texas, USA, looks like the use of US Government officials by the US Democrat Government to smear a potential Republican Presidential candidate,  from this side of the pond.  The reporter states that Governor Rick Perry was acting within his legal and constitutional rights as Governor of Texas,  so what is the legal basis of the indictment? What is the betting the abuse of power action will collapse after destroying Governor Perrys' reputation and thus eliminating him from the forthcoming Presidential contest in 2016.

It is probably time to consider moving the Texas state capitol from Austin to Houston, Dallas or even Abilene. Austin, like all state capitols, is overrun with Government employees, who mostly vote US Democrat purely out of self-interest. The Government employees in Austin, Texas can be easily manipulated by the US Democrats to target Republicans in the rest of the state, which was exemplified in the past by US Tax Officials seeking out and targeting Tea Party members.

Austin is an aberration in Texas as a US Democrat enclave and the views of its electorate are out of kilter with the rest of the state. Whilst everyone should respect minority views, the minority in Austin should not be allowed to abuse the legal system of Texas to gain political advantage. If Governor Perry has indeed  acted within his legal constitutional powers as Governor of Texas,  he can bring a counter-charge against those in Austin, Texas sponsoring the indictment against him, of gross misconduct in public office. Gross misconduct in public office usually carries a lengthy custodial sentence and a substantial fine. If the indictment of Gov. Perry can be shown to have no legal basis, but was purely politically motivated and more than one person was involved,  the far more serious charge of conspiracy would be appropriate. A conspiracy charge would effectively double the custodial sentence and the fine. If a Grand Jury were to proceed with an ethics complaint whilst already knowing it had no legal basis, the Grand Jury and any malicious, politically motivated, ethics complainant(s) would be exposed to the counter-charges described above. Even a Grand Jury has to act within the law,

Just a few pointers from I, 51(%), in the UK. You need not take any notice!

0908 GMT+1 17/08/2014 Update: This is the version of Give Him Cornbread by Beau Jocque  & The Zydeco Hi-Rollers, which I prefer. It is a demonstration of how Zydeco music should be played. The track sounds as though  it was recorded off the old Wurlitzer Juke Box in the picture. We can make better recordings today, but the playing style of Beau Jocque & The Zydeco Hi-Rollers will be  hard to beat.

2021 GMT+1 19/08/2014 Update: Here is a Jazz trumpeter who is hard to beat. The brilliant Miles Davis.

0551 GMT+1 21/08/2014 Update: Here is another story in my comédie noire series:

Three famous Dogsville film(movie) directors meet at a Clint Eastwood themed restaurant, called  For a Few Dollars More,  near Carmel, Ca.. They order the restaurants vegetarian special, which mainly consists of locally grown Garlic from Gilroy....... With a 48 oz steak side order.......And several bottles of Californian screw-top rosé wine, which the waitress assured them was genuine Sutter Home........ Bought at the street market this morning!

 Let us call the three eminent film(movie) directors Chico, Groucho and Harpo, for anonymity. These three directors have always claimed they can trace there ancestry all the way back to down-town Palermo, Italy. Groucho always maintains: "We slipstreamed the (expletive deleted)Mayflower all the way across the Atlantic...... Right in to Atlantic City, New Jersey......... And then walked across the USA, following Route 66, until we got to Dogsville. We had $10 between us back in those days and look at us today.......We still have $10 cash, making us the richest three directors in Dogsville".

As they consumed the  vegetarian special and several  bottles of the remarkably good rosé wine, the conversation turned to their current film(movie) projects. Chico started the ball rolling by saying he was going to make a new James Bond film(movie), the 24th, at Pinewood Studios, UK, but the project was stalled because, as Chico delightfully put it; "We can't find a leading lady whose bare a** has not been seen on the screen before!.......What are you doing, Groucho?"

Groucho replied he was about to make new Star Wars film(movie), the 8th, but he cannot get into Pinewood Studios until Chico has finished his(expletive deleted) James Bond epic. By the way, both films(movies) have the same plot. i.e. they save earth from total destruction. The guys and gals at Pinewood simply switch on a different back-drop and issue new costumes/clothes/uniforms.

Harpo said he had completed an avant garde film(movie) about the life of Tony Blair.(the former UK Prime Minister). "We were so lucky to get Will Smith to play the part of Tony Blair, who was such an iconic figure in the ETWSM(Experimental Third Way Socialist Movement) in the UK. The downside of the film(movie), which we have called called Men in Grey is, it turned out to be a (expletive deleted) shoot- 'em-up comedy worthy of (expletive deleted) Clint Eastwood......Now Tony Blair has slapped an injunction on us, preventing the  release of the film(movie) to the public, claiming it portrays him as an (expletive deleted) intellectual, when nothing could be further from the truth........ Tony Blair is adamant that he is very much a man of the people!........ In fact, The Peoples' Prime Minister!!"

A few moments later a man, who looked remarkably like Clint Eastwood, entered the restaurant. As Clint was being shown to a nearby table, he commented to the famous directors: " Are you three (expletive deleted) Socialists out of work again?.......When are you going to stop making all those crap films(movies)!!"........Turning to the waitress, he lowered his voice and said: "Consuela, dar esos tres  comediantes un Tequila Sunrise cada uno, y voy a tener el John Wayne Especial!.........Aquí es de $100 !! Quédese con el cambio!!!".....Consuella replied: ", Gracias, señor Clint! ...... El hombre!!".....She replied, admiringly!!!

0856 GMT+1 21/02/2014 Update: As Clint Eastwood continued to devour his John Wayne Special, which consisted of a 72 oz steak surrounded by half an acre of vegetables, he suddenly had a eureka moment. He thought he could make a film(movie) about the three waste-of-space directors at the next table, loosely based on the Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas and call it Los Tres Vagabundos.  He began to make plans. I wonder if I could get Will Smith to play the part of the d'Artagnan character, now that he has finished the Men in Grey bank-buster. That being so, Clint speculated, I could have the film(movie) in the shops, in the theatres and on-line for Christmas. That ought to keep the old bank balance ticking upwards nicely, Clint mused. At that moment, Consuela came over with a second Shiner Bock beer and said, rather coquettishly; "On the house, señor Clint!!" Clint had yet another flash of inspiration, as he thought;.......Who needs a Casting Director when there are extras like Consuela around!!!

Note: The story above is completely fictional and any relation to any person living or dead is purely coincidental. It just seems so real. The Clint Eastwood character in the sketch is not the Clint Arswood of previous sketches, who only imagines he is the real Clint Eastwood. Clint Arswoods' delusional belief that he is Clint Eastwood occurred many years ago, when he banged his head on a low beam in a very different Consuelas' bedroom. Apparently he was attempting some sort of Superman experiment by launching himself off the top of the wardrobe on to the bed. It emerged later that Clint Arswood had just eaten a double helping of the Locoweed Special down at the Speedy Gonzales Cantina, washed down by an indeterminate number of Tequila Slammers, of unknown origin, containing the usual LSD enhancement.

Of course, Clint Arswood remembers nothing about the incident except that he woke up in hospital three days later, believing himself to be Clint Eastwood. There has got to be some sort of moral to this story!....But, I cannot think what it is!!......At the moment!!!

The Clint Arswood character became a reality when I walked into my local cantina many, many years ago, which was known affectionately as a A Walk on the Wild Side. I noticed a guy at the bar dressed all in black and wearing a black Stetson. As I bought my pint of Greene King IPA, I turned to the guy wearing the black Stetson and enquired; "I bet your name is Clint Eastwood." Quick as a flash he replied; "No....It's Clint Arswood!........I wasn't quite as lucky as Clint Eastwood!!" Having an inquiring mind, I engaged him in further conversation. During the consumption of many more pints of Greene King IPA, Clint Arswood informed me that he came from the wrong side of the tracks in Woking, Surrey, UK and he had just won second prize in a local (Zydeco?) line dancing competition. Hence, he was celebrating the first success of a long career in unemployment, characterised by exceptional negative progress. His friend, who was rather more successful and hence drove a Porshe Carrera, contributed nothing to the conversation, in what I remember to be one of the most entertaining of my many excursions to the local cantina. I never did see Clint Arswood again!

 It was at this point I began to realise that in a kiss-a** society, only people with negative charisma, zero personality and the intelligence of an early primate would be allowed to succeed. Thus ensuring the ascendency of faithful, mediocre nonentities to rule over the talented individuals, who may sometimes pose awkward questions. Rather coincidently the bar person, as we should say these days, was called Maria.

The local cantina and its garden, which I have dubbed A Walk on the Wild Side (aka The Mos Eisley Cantina), are now none existent, having succumbed to the UK Prime Minister, David Camerons' fervent desire to concrete over the countryside. The former Walk on the Wild Side public house now forms part of a village housing development of rather unpleasant aspect, which does not seem to be attractive to any potential house buyers.

2001 GMT+1 21/08/2014 Update: Continuing with the Spanish theme, here is David Dante singing Speedy Gonzales.........About a very different Consuela!

Here is a Latin Rock Mix from various artists and from Ricky Martin........Bueno!

2041 GMT+1 21/08/2014 Update: There seems to be some confusion about ethical behaviour and lawful behaviour. Ethics deal with moralities and the law is the legal framework which a nation chooses to define its moral behaviour. For example, actions may be illegal in one country but perfectly legal in another country, which defines its moral behaviour differently. To put it more crudely, ethics is the theory of acceptable moral behaviour and the law is the practical implementation of what is acceptable moral behaviour.

What you cannot do is say that something is unethical if it is perfectly legal, that is a contradiction and there can be no legal punishment. If you believe certain behaviour to be unethical, then you need to define some law (or professional regulation) to control that unethical behaviour in the population (or profession). You cannot convict anyone in a Court of Law for unethical behaviour if there is no applicable law to administer some form of punishment. If an ethical complaint is to be upheld in a Court of Law then is must be clear which law has been contravened. For the professions, ethics are a matter of internal regulation. Again, it must be clear which professional regulation was breached by the alleged unethical behaviour. The law (or regulations) does not moralise, it defines what a nation means by ethical(moral) behaviour. A Grand Jury(or a Judge) interprets the law and punishes those who have broken the law. It should leave moral judgements/opinions to those who legislate and regulate, in government or in the professions. Ethics Complaints, particularly in the USA, are clouded in mystery with nobody being absolutely clear which laws/regulations were broken. There is also a strong suspicion this misinterpretation of the law relating to ethical and unethical behaviour is being exploited for political purposes.

This is my interpretation of ethics and the law as an engineer, who finds the law remarkably logical and consistent for the most part. I have had to come to terms with the law in many areas affecting my work in recent times. It would be interesting to know the opinion others on this sensitive and complicated issue, who are more familiar with their own legal/regulatory systems.

Note: The part of a professions' rules and regulations, which refers to the ethical or moral behaviour of its members, is usually called a Code of Ethics. A Code of Ethics is administered internally by a professions' governing body. A Court of Law only becomes involved if there has been some breach of National or International law by the accused, either in addition to the alleged Code of Ethics violation or separately.

0540 GMT+1 22/08/2014 Update: Here is that catchy, boogie-woogie version of She'll be Coming Round the Mountain by Peter M. Adamson. There are probably more versions of this song than almost any other.

If you like the Karaoke sing-along(or dance-along) style of music then here are Boney-M singing Rivers of Babylon.

0550 GMT+1 23/08/2014 Update: The UK Home Secretary, Theresa May, has been "sleeping at the wheel" as the person in charge of GCHQ, MI5 and the police. She has misdirected the efforts of these agencies into spying on the general public instead of identifying and tracking the 500 radicalised British Muslims, who are reported to be fighting in Syria and Iraq these days. The astonishing thing about all this BS(Blanket Surveillance) is not one of the 500 radicalised British Muslims was known to any of those agencies who are responsible for the UKs' internal security.

This failure by all the security agencies/police to identify even one of the radicalised British Muslims, who have apparently joined extremist terrorist groups in Syria and Iraq, amounts to a gross dereliction of duty. Theresa May is the UK Home Secretary who is responsible for an unimaginable homeland security lapse. In a wilful manner, she has misdirected the efforts of all the security agencies and police in the UK to suit her Conservative Partys' political agenda and has failed miserably in the real world of counter-terrorism. It would be too much to hope that such a catastrophic failure in high office would result in Theresa Mays' resignation. Quite the contrary, we reward failure in the UK! I heartily concur with the former UK Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, in her conclusion that Theresa May is stupid. I think it is self-evident today!

To add insult to injury, here we have government by photo-opportunity starring the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, as he tries to counter the widely held perception that he is a "Westminster Wimp." David Cameron is recognised on the world stage as an impotent, lame duck, UK Prime Minister and now he is posing for some macho, James Bond-style, images in a vain attempt to restore his credibility. Note the look of contempt on the faces of the bystanders as David Cameron pollutes their wonderful beach with his vulgar presence. All we need now is Samantha Cameron, his wife, emerging from the waves wearing a bikini, in a low budget remake of the famous Ursula Andress beach scene in Dr No. It all makes me want to vomit!.......Twice!!

Note: It is becoming increasingly apparent to me that David Cameron spends more time posing for pictures and pontificating on television, than he does working at his job as Prime Minister. The activities, or more accurately the non-activities, of David Cameron are even more alarming given the increasing number of trouble-spots in the world today, which could flare up into a crisis at any given moment. What is also apparent that David Cameron is more of a "Poseur" than a Prime Minister. It is the old style over substance question again. In my opinion, David Cameron has no style and even less substance......... No change there!

0620 GMT+1 23/08/2014 Update:  Here is yet another example of the boundless stupidity of David Cameron and Theresa May. A PCC(Police and Crime Commissioner), which the electorate clearly does not want, is elected with about 10% of the vote. The PCCs are on £100,000+ salary, with generous expenses and are gradually building up their administrative empires. In my opinion, the PCCs do not have a mandate. All that has been achieved is the politicising of the UK police.....Perhaps this was the intention when the idea of PCCs first became UK Conservative Party policy!.......Or did it?

0755 GMT+1 23/08/2014 Update: This is another comédie noir joke from my "Overheard" series.

Overheard in a up-market Bistro near Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire, UK:

First Sloane Ranger to second Sloane Ranger: I say, Old Boy....... Have you heard the latest about Diddy David?
Second Sloane Ranger to First Sloane Ranger: No!....Do tell!!
First Sloane Ranger to Second Sloane Ranger: Well.....Diddy David was on one of his weekly visits to Buck House when the TA(Territorial Army) Guards mistook him for an intruder!
Second Sloane Ranger to First Sloane Ranger: Go on!.....Go on!!
First Sloane Ranger to Second Sloane Ranger: The TA Guards chased poor Diddy David 'round and 'round the palace gardens and finally caught him by the geraniums!
Second Sloane Ranger to First Sloane Ranger: Did they hurt poor Diddy David?
First Sloane Ranger to Second Sloane Ranger: They certainly made his eyes water!
Second Sloane Ranger to First Sloane Ranger: What were the police doing during Diddy Davids' terrible ordeal?
First Sloane Ranger to Second Sloane Ranger: Oh!....The police were at the front door of Buck House making a collection of valuable artefacts for their pension funds!!

Note: I believe I have just recycled an old Ken Dodd  joke from the 1970s. By the way, the TA(Territorial Army) in the UK is a part-time, reserve army.

0915 GMT+1 23/08/2014 Update: Here are The Monkees singing Daydream Believer.

1051 GMT+1 25/08/2014 Update: I cannot see the UK Conservatives led by David Cameron winning much support in the forthcoming General Election in 2015. In his pursuit of the urban vote David Cameron has managed to alienate the whole of the formerly secure, Conservative, rural electoral base. In fact, he has not succeeded in persuading urban voters to support him, because many of them are unemployed or in dead-end jobs with no prospect of escape. It is the failure of the UK Coalition Government to regenerate the UK economy, which is so damaging to the UK Conservatives. The UK Coalition Government has not backed the inventors, innovators and entrepreneurs to power the UK to prosperous Hi-tech, Hi-wage economy. Instead they have passed lucrative government contracts to their cronies on the left and right of politics, who simply do not have the know-how required for the high technology products of the 21st Century. Hence, we have a list of failed Government contracts and initiatives, which have cost £billions, and either do not work or they work totally unreliably. The money, which was more than enough to move the UK to a Hi-tech, Hi-wage economy, has now been completely wasted by those in the UK Coalition Government who set political dogma and crony-ism higher than economic success.

The partners in the UK Coalition Government, the UK Conservatives and the UK Liberal Democrats, will be punished harshly by the electorate for misdirecting OPM(Other Peoples' Money) to their cronies, who are little more than Good Ol' Boys, without any grasp of how to take any advantage of the new technology emerging in the 21st Century. The days of business deals being done on the Golf course or down the Ol' Boys Club are over as technology moves on and becomes more complicated and difficult to understand. The standard answer of "I will have to get back to you on that one," when asked even the simplest technical question, will simply mean you will lose the business to some other guy/gal who could answer the question immediately. The pace of business is becoming faster and more technical. There is no place in the modern world for those whose acquisition of knowledge and know-how is in the slow lane. This has no impact on those who wish to pursue a more conventional and leisurely lifestyle, but it will mean those people who have the required technological skill will be able to work and earn at their full potential instead of being constrained by those whose minds, if they have one, are in some previous century.

What will all this mean at the UK General Election in 2015? In my opinion, the Liberal Democrat Party will all but disappear from the political landscape. I am sticking with this prediction, because I think their appalling incompetence in office, which is exampled by Nick Cleggs' inability to function as an effective and reliable Deputy Prime Minister even though he is being paid handsomely to be utterly useless at his job. Furthermore, the Liberal Democrats have pursued political ideology and dogma thus diverting valuable UK Coalition Government time away from the regeneration of the UK economy, which was the real priority in my opinion.

This is not some extremist opinion, it is a brutal fact the success of the economy will have more of an impact of the well-being of the electorate than any tinkering with divisive laws, which only affect the smallest minority in the UK. The overbearing influence of this small minority has led the UK to a parlous state in terms of its economy. Minority views should be respected, but they cannot drive the government policies of a developed country to the detriment of of the financial prosperity of the majority. It is not a democracy, when a small minority seeks to influence the majority and drive public opinion against any legitimate opposing  view. Perhaps democracy was always a myth and the influential minority has always driven public opinion. I have to tell you that I am not a person who is easily swayed left wing propaganda being pumped out by a compliant press and broadcast media.

If the opinion polls continue their current trajectory the UK Conservatives, led by David Cameron, will be lucky to secure 20-25% of the vote in 2015. This abysmal prospect is a direct result of David Cameron antagonising the UK Conservatives' natural, rural, electoral base, whilst being unable to make inroads into the urban vote held by the Labour Party and the Liberal Democrats. Even if the Liberal Democrats disappear at the UK General Election in 2015, a substantial part of the rural support for UK Conservatives will leach away to UKIP, to the right of David Camerons' Tories in political terms. David Cameron has been caught in no-mans' land with a General Election looming next year. What does he do? It is too late for him to reposition the UK Conservatives in its natural centre-right political stance and thus push UKIP into oblivion. It is also almost too late for David Cameron to jump ship and allow some new Tory leader to attempt a rescue.

I am left with the dismal prospect of a Labour Government or a Lib-Lab Coalition after the 2015 General Election. It is a seriously underwhelming thought to have a government back in power in 2015, which brought about the biggest downturn of the UK economy in living memory. This is probably why many voters, like myself, are not attracted to any of the political parties, because it does not seem to matter how you vote the result is yet another disastrous government in terms of the economy. The two major parties in the UK are both controlled by cronies from the left or right, who seek to dominate the UK, albeit by slightly different means i.e. a different set of cronies, with remarkably similar policies. There is no possibility of a talented individual succeeding under the stifling total control of either regime. The cronies of either major party will seek to bully and control a talented individual on the pretext they are acting on behalf of the majority when, in fact, they are acting in the self-interest of their crony friends. Crony-ism in one form or another is probably the reason the number of people voting at each election is diminishing as they become disenchanted and disenfranchised by a political system, which pretends to be a democracy but clearly is not. The UK is a class-dominated society with the political cronies at the top syphoning off all the wealth whilst everyone else, lower down the class system, is regarded as a serf to a greater and greater extent as you descend to the lower echelons of UK society. The pretence of democracy in the UK is over and the admission of BS(Blanket Surveillance) of the general public reinforces the perception of the lower classes being little more than slaves to the elites, who believe they have the right to govern the UK regardless of merit.

To someone like me, who has an inquiring mind, this is the most exciting time in UK politics for many generations, where the politicians no longer represent the people who voted them into power. Instead, they have allegiance to some other power, whose influence and motives are not 100% clear at the moment. One thing is clear, the UK General Election in 2015 will be a turning point in UK history, as the battle lines are drawn between those who believe an alcohol/drug abuser is fit for high office and those who believe the duties of high office are so onerous a clear mind, free from the influence of alcohol and drugs, is required. For me the question is very simply answered. I will not vote for anyone who cannot produce the results of a toxicology test to show they are free from alcohol/drug abuse.

Note: The reason I publish rough, first drafts of my Blogs posts is to allow the professionals to have a early sight of the content. If you find my initial spelling  and grammatical mistakes offensive, then please do not read my Blogs. I usually get around to correcting any mistakes in my Blog posts in a few days. You have to remember, I fit this Blogging around my many and varied other tasks. I do not have the benefit of an editorial staff to proof read my Blog posts, or even a ghost writer to invent my opinions. 

For example, the phrase "David Cameron is writing in the Telegraph today," often quoted on BBC News, is a misnomer. When David Cameron, et al, can make a speech or give an interview consisting of more than three sentences, without the benefit of a Teleprompter, then I will start to take notice of their criticisms of my first drafts. The whole idea of a Blog post is that it is FF(Fast & Furious) and in real time. It is after all Blogging and not some high-brow, news media outlet.

I have actually invented a game for my Blog readers to play. It is an exercise in proof reading, which I have always had do myself. My rough, first drafts are notorious for including errors or mistakes. What you can do is edit the mistakes in my first drafts and then compare them a few days later with my own corrections.  In this way we can all improve our use of the English Language.

0435 GMT+1 26/08/2014 Update: This is an appropriate quote for today: "Every day.......In every way......I am getting better and better!" .......As always the task is to discover who originated the quote. I found it highly amusing.

0450 GMT+1 26/08/2014 Update: Here is Gram Parsons singing 100 Years From Now. It is incredible how this song, from more than a generation ago, is so relevant and still resonates today. Gram Parsons was a great talent, who was destroyed by the pop culture of the 1960s and 1970s.

It is as if we have gone full circle in life and we are now re-addressing the issues which were swept under the carpet in the 1960s and 1970s. However, this time around it will be the alcohol/drug abusers who will be "put in the ditch" and not the hard working, decent folks. We now have the evidence and the consequences of more than two generations of alcohol/drug abuse to guide us.

I believe the wrong-headed decisions by alcohol/drug abusers, who have been in the ascendency for the last 25 years, has led us to the edge of an economic and social precipice from which we are struggling to find an escape route. The time has come to make a stand against the alcohol/drug abusers, because I fear this will be the last opportunity. For me, the major issue at the forthcoming UK General Election in 2015 will be whether the candidate is an alcohol/drug abuser or not. In my opinion, an alcohol/drug abuser is not a fit person for any high office in the public or private sectors.

Life in the high technology world of the 21st Century is difficult enough for those of us with minds which have not been degenerated by alcohol/drugs. It is even worse, if not impossible, for an alcohol/drug abuser to be effective in high office in the hi-tech environment of the 21st Century, when their decision making must be problematic. If you cannot drive a car under the influence of alcohol or drugs,  then you certainly cannot be in charge of a country(state).

Unfortunately the alcohol/drug abusers, many of whom are extreme Socialists who have been calling the shots for nearly a generation, have pushed this issue to the top of the political agenda. It has to be confronted here and now, because this will be the last chance. There will have to be a clear winner and loser. I will not continue to be subservient to alcohol/drug abusers, who cannot think clearly, logically or in-depth about any major issues. Even worse, they are abusing their powers to suppress discussion of these thorny questions, which have surfaced in such a dramatic fashion.

Note: The term alcohol/drug abuser refers to a person who ingests excessive quantities of noxious substances every day and is very likely addicted to these alcohol and drug products. It does not refer to weekend binge drinkers, who may also take drugs, which is a different but equally anti-social  alcohol/drug abuse issue. This group of people usually recover from their silly experiments in 24-48 hours, whereas an alcohol/drug abuser is permanently in the state of a binge drinker who takes drugs. It is the combination of alcohol and drugs which has the quickest and most adverse affect on brain processes and causes the mass destruction of brain cells.

2015 GMT+1 26/08/2014 Update: Life is going to get a great deal tougher for the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, and his cronies. They have wasted £billions of taxpayers money trying steal other peoples technology only to find out they cannot make it work successfully. The pressure to DG(Deliver the Goods) from the zombie banks on CC(Camerons' Cronies) will intensify in the next few weeks. CC are facing the end game, in financial terms, and it will not be pretty sight. I sense the zombie banks have lost enough money bankrolling their public school chums. Their man in 10 Downing Street has set them up for a fall in a domino style financial crash of Ol' Boy zombie companies. It is just a matter of time. We have to keep increasing the pressure and wait for the financial explosion.

David Cameron has started a class war, which he cannot win because he is a "Westminster Wimp" who cannot win at the General Election in 2015. He is now a political zombie waiting to be put out of his misery by his own electorate. I doubt if he will even hang on to his own constituency in rural Oxfordshire, UK, after the extraordinary revelations about the activities of his Chipping Norton Set bringing scandal to the once sought after area of rural Oxfordshire. The vulgar presence of David Cameron has a downgrading effect on any neighbourhood and I would not be surprised if it has not depressed the house prices in the Chipping Norton area.

To change the subject; What is the betting that David Cameron backs out of the challenge of a live television debate with Alex Salmond on the Scottish Independence issue? This will be the final humiliation for David Cameron, whichever way he plays it!.........I have got to see this!!

2150 GMT+1 26/08/2014 Update: In David Cameron and Tony Blair, we in the UK, have endured two of the most ill-equipped Prime Ministers since World War II. We are all suffering the legacy of Tony Blairs' wars and ill-conceived economic, educational and social policies. David Cameron has continued in very much the same vain, taking the UK economy almost to a point of no return. He now compounds his felony by turning back the clock to a class system, which many of us hoped would whither away. This dash to some previous age when the elite syphoned off all the wealth of the country for their personal benefit has emerged into the glaring light of day. Probably because of the prolonged recession forcing issues into the open, which had been hidden in the past. It is perfectly clear that David Cameron and his Cronies are involved in theft of IP(Intellectual Property) and I do not believe it is legal.

The UK government has effectively declared war on the individual and brought all the apparatus of the state, through BS(Blanket Surveillance), to focus on a few inventors and innovators in order to steal their designs and pass them to their Cronies either in the UK or the USA. I have thought about this issue for a long time and I believe it is certainly a breach of the individuals human rights, but because of the International scale of BS then it falls within the remit of the International Court. Probably as a crime against humanity. David Camerons' slims chances at the next General Election will be dealt a fatal blow if he his prosecuted at the International Court or the European Court of Human Rights. i have no doubt he will be quickly followed by that war monger, Tony Blair, for war crimes and the legacy that we in the UK are still trying to sort out today.

David Cameron and Tony Blair were both educated at Oxford University and both received good degrees, but their time in high office has exposed them as deeply inadequate for the Prime Minister role. I do not know what David Cameron and Tony Blair did at Oxford University, but it certainly had nothing to do with education. I have briefly investigated Tony Blairs' time at Oxford University and David Camerons' activities as part of the totally discredited Chipping Norton Set. I can assure you that neither Tony Blair or David Cameron would be able to withstand the kind scrutiny of their lifestyles which members of the public, such as myself, face everyday. In fact I would guess, from my cursory investigations, that neither of them would pass a toxicology test and they may have strayed to the wrong side of the law whist in office and on more than one occasion.

Another, equally serious question comes to mind about the standard of education these elite fee paying undergraduates received at Oxford University. We have the evidence of David Camerons' and Tony Blairs' performances as Prime Ministers and in my book they were simply not good enough. Oxford University continually brags that it educates the leaders of the world. If David Cameron and Tony Blair are typical of Oxford Universitys' finest, they should be utterly ashamed of themselves. The damage that David Cameron and Tony Blair have done to the reputation Oxford University by their inadequate performance at the National and International  level is incalculable. Many of us believe they have contravened National and International laws whilst being Prime Minister of the UK. This has damaged the perception of the UK in the eyes of the many emerging nations in the worlds.

What is to be done now? The damaged reputation of Oxford University by its own elitist graduates is a matter for them to sort out. The damage that David Cameron has done to the reputation of the UK is a matter for the Conservative Party. I believe that both David Cameron and Tony Blair may face litigation of some kind in the future because you cannot behave in a reckless and lawless manner, regardless of others, in the longer term and get away with it.......Tough!

0803 GMT+1 27/08/2014 Update: I expect you are wondering why I dislike the UK, Conservative, Prime Minister, David Cameron, when I have stated my politics to be in centre-right of the political spectrum. Here is my short list of objections:
  • David Cameron seems to be ill-educated and lacking in intellect even though he has attended some of the most expensive and elitist academic institutions in the UK,  who have given him glowing tributes;
  • David Cameron has the split personality of a Talent Show Host. He is  all sweetness and light in front of camera and a nasty, bullying lout off-screen;
  • David Cameron is one of the two most duplicitous western leaders in the world. An Eastern European leader stated, after a meeting with Cameron, that he(Cameron) says one thing in private discussions and then says the complete opposite in news media interviews;
  • Many of David Camerons' policies are being operated in secret by the security services, who are now completely out of control. Cameron is using anti-terrorism laws to access the computers of talented innovators then he passes the stolen IP(Intellectual Property) to his equally ill-educated and incompetent Cronies in the UK and the USA;
  • The misdirection of the security services into stealing IP from inventors and innovators has resulted in over 500 radicalised UK Muslins being undetected. These radicalised UK Muslims have now joined terrorist groups in Syria and Iraq. David Cameron is personally responsible for this unmitigated incompetence in basic homeland security. We will be clearing up the mess of Camerons' legacy for years to come, in the same way we are still clearing up the mess left by his role model, Tony Blair;
  • David  Cameron and his Cronies, many of whom have benefited from the proceeds of BS(Blanket Surveillance), epitomise the parasite-class, who take all but contribute nothing; 
  • David Cameron has duped the younger generation into believing that his Cronies will act in their best interests. The brutal truth is Cameron and his Cronies are desperately trying  to cling on to power and wealth, when the technology ball-game has changed so dramatically.
  • Camerons' Cronies have proved themselves incompetent in terms of the latest technology, having failed on nearly every lucrative contract passed to them by their man in Downing Street, David Cameron;
  • David Cameron has all but bankrupted the UK, with the National Debt soaring well above the £1 trillion level and well in excess of the the UK's total GDP(Gross Domestic Product).
  • David Cameron deliberately killed off the legacy from the London Olympic Games 2012, hoping to present it as a Camerons' Cronies driven legacy today. This strategy has completely failed because of the sheer incompetence of the parasite-class. Their devastating ineptitude resulted in a National Emergency being  invoked prior to the London Olympic Games 2012, when it became clear the parasite-class, namely Camerons' Cronies, had screwed up on the grand scale. The London Olympic Games 2012 were saved and turned into a huge success story by some very ordinary people making some extraordinary efforts;
  • David Cameron has left the UK almost defenceless by his drastic cuts to the armed forces, who now cannot deal with simultaneous, multiple threats. In the case of the Royal Navy, it cannot deal with any significant threat of any kind, with its officers being seen as incompetent in their choice of military equipment. The Royal Navy Officers, once the pride of the UK, are merely more of Camerons' Cronies, blundering aimlessly around and talking rubbish about UKs' defence. Apparently the Royal Navys' latest weapon is an ICBD(Inter-Continental Ballistic Desk), costing the usual £10 billion;
  • I perceive Cameron to be a vulgar, parasite-class yob, who adopts the moral high-ground, whilst his own enthusiastically vigorous behaviour within the totally discredited Chipping Norton Set will not withstand close scrutiny. Whilst I, and many others,  have to endure BS every day. Cameron has made use of BS to gain commercial advantage for his Cronies, which is both immoral and illegal. He will pay a high price for his criminal/immoral behaviour firstly, at the General Election in 2015 and later in a deluge of litigation, which will leave him in abject poverty and total disgrace.
Apart from the short list of inadequacies above, I think David Cameron is a Good Ol' Boy doing a fine job for his Cronies in the  parasite-class and is the ideal leader for a decadent and degenerate UK. As I have said on many occasions, trashing Socialists is the most fun you can have with your clothes on and Cameron is the ultimate Gucci Socialist having modelled himself on his equally obnoxious and  ill-educated  predecessor Tony Blair.....Vomit!....Vomit!!....Vomit!!!

Having disgorged my pent up bile in the direction David Cameron, I am feeling better already.......I must do this more often!

Note: I use the term parasite-class to describe all those people who derive the majority of their wealth from the UK, but pay no taxes in the UK or all those who benefit from the proceeds of BS by stealing the copyrighted IP of others. It does not refer to those disadvantaged people on benefits who are unemployed, probably through no fault of their own.

1210 GMT+1 27/08/2014 Update: And now for something completely different. Time to check if  my cut-down, manual, streamlined, super-fast playlist for the On the Other Side album by Candy Hemphill-Christmas is still working:
I have repaired the (deliberately?) broken link!

As I have said before, when I first heard Orphans of God I thought there was something wrong with the recording of the vocals of Candy Christmas. However, I soon realised the quiet, distant voice, gradually getting louder had a powerful psychological effect. Also, the words of Orphans of God have wide international appeal, even to those who are not particularly religious. It is a "voice in the wilderness" effect........Interesting!

You can turn up the volume of the Orphans of God recording if you cannot hear the words clearly.

1325 GMT+1 27/08/2014 Update: In case our friends around the world are wondering what on earth is going on in the UK at the moment. It is simply a cojones(Mexican slang) kicking contest to settle a little local difficulty about the ownership of copyrighted IP. Of course the golden rule in politics is; Do not dish it out if you cannot take it.

At the moment, the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, who is one of the UKs' leading Mamas' Boys, is presently incapacitated as a result of the rigours of the recent cojones kicking contest and he is now a political eunuch. It is rumoured that David Cameron is going after the trans-gender vote at the UK General Election in 2015......... By dressing as a man!.......He has already acquired a high-pitched voice as a direct result of his recent excursion into gutter politics.

1350 GMT+1 27/08/2014 Update: Here is another comédie noir joke from my "Overheard" series.

Overheard in that same up-market Bistro near Chipping Norton:

1st Sloane Ranger to 2nd Sloane Ranger: Hello darling....... I have just heard some terrible, terrible  news about Diddy David;
2nd Sloane Ranger to 1st Sloane Ranger: Do tell.....I love a bit of scandal;
1st Sloane Ranger to 2nd Sloane Ranger: I really don't know how to tell you this........It would appear that Diddy David is not gay after all!
2nd Sloane Ranger to 1st Sloane Ranger: No!......It can't be true!!.......How on earth did you find that out?
1st Sloane Ranger to 2nd Sloane Ranger: From Legs Akimbo........She reckons Diddy David could hump for England......On a good day.....With the right pills.........And the wind behind him;
2nd Sloane Ranger to 1st Sloane Ranger: Well I never!.......It just shows you!!.......It takes one to know one!!!........Are you having another double Vodka Slimline with a Pimms Chaser?....Darling!
1st Sloane Ranger to 2nd Sloane Ranger: No.......I think we should have a bottle of Bolly to celebrate Diddy David being so brave as to come out and tell the world he is straight..........Bye the bye........I know for a fact he is ac/dc!

The above joke illustrates how gossip spreads and within a frighteningly short time it becomes the perceived truth, when there is probably not a word of truth in it.

Note: The nicknames which I have used in these Overheard series of jokes are generic and refer to a type of person, rather than any individual. The term Sloane Ranger is from the 1960s and refers to an upper class lady who frequents night clubs in the Sloane Square area of London. I have taken a bit of a liberty with the terminology, in order to keep up with the times. 

As with all my humour, if you think the joke refers to you, then it probably does. In Yorkshire, UK, they describe this style of writing  as "If the cap fits......Wear it!"

0447 GMT+1 28/08/2014 Update: The issue of an elitist controlled UK is an apolitical problem, which has been simmering in the regions for generations. To quote Ronald Reagan; "Why should a small elite in a far off capital decide what is best for us." I believe it is the elitism of the London-centric Westminster Governments, over many generations, which is the driving force behind the desire for Scottish Independence. The over-representation of the graduates from elitist academic institutions at the heart of the government and the civil service is distorting the decision making process and adversely affecting the governance of the UK as a whole.

It was once thought that only the graduates of an elite University had the intelligence required for high office. Perhaps this was the case in previous centuries. But, today we have the examples of Tony Blair, David Cameron and Boris Johnson, who were all educated at elite academic institutions and yet they do not seem to have a grasp of the realities of modern day life.It is perfectly clear that non of the three eminent politicians were particular well educated. I have come to the conclusion that fee paying students at elite Universities are "pushed through"  regardless of merit. Tony Blair and David Cameron have never uttered anything memorable and every time Boris Johnson opens his mouth the whole country cringes. I have come to the conclusion that the classical style of education, at elite academic institutions, no longer prepares you for high office. For example, it is of no use knowing the Greek derivation of an English word if you do not know what the English word means in the first place. In addition,  the cocooned environment of elite academic institutions isolates the students from the experiences of the everyday life of ordinary people. It is clear that when these products of elite education arrive in high office they lack experience of almost anything. Tony Blair and David Cameron arrived in the post of Prime Minister with CVs(résumé) which would probably get thrown into "file 13" in the private sector, without the advantage of their connections.

When Tony Blair became Prime Minister the UK was the 4th largest economy in the world in terms of GDP. Today, under his protégé David Cameron, we are the 14th largest economy in the world and descending fast. Under David Cameron, the politics of the Conservatives and Labour Parties are almost indistinguishable leaving the electorate with no choice. In normal times, the blurring of the divide between Socialism and Conservatism probably would not matter so much. But, with the UKs' economic position in the world in free-fall, then it is time to act. I am a firm believer that Capitalism will release the potential of the creative people of the UK whilst others propose a virtually Communist regime, where the public sector is about 60% of the total UK economy. The NHS(National Health Service) is held up as an example of how public ownership the way forward. Scare tactics are used by people on the left of politics to say privatisation of any part of the health service would ruin it. This makes the massive assumption the current NHS is an efficient, well run organisation, whose patients are treated with care and respect and the medical treatment is of a standard appropriate to the 21st Century. I do not recognise this description of most of UKs' NHS. The Socialists, including the Sottish First Minister, Alex Salmond, are simply trying to intimidate the electorate into supporting them on the grounds that the NHS will disappear overnight  if any part of it is privatised. The ironic part of this Left Wing argument is the fact there was far more privatisation of the NHS under the Labour Governments of Tony Blair and Gordon Brown than under David Camerons' UK Coalition Government. The Socialist intimidation of the electorate about the privatisation of the NHS is an old tactic, which is easily debunked. They never complained about the extensive privatisation of the NHS when Labour was in power. This NHS privatisation scare tactic on the part of the Socialists is hypocrisy of the highest order.

I shudder every time David Cameron ventures north of the border to Scotland, because his elitist background and his Crony-ism in office adds several points to the the Scottish Independence Yes Campaign on every trip. The distaste of an "elite government in a far off capital" is widespread in the regions of the UK and the Scottish Independence vote will probably decide if the UK, as a national entity, will exist in the future. I think the ramifications of  the momentous decision to be taken by Scottish electorate in few days time is just beginning to dawn on the politicians around the UK and the debate is reaching a crescendo. Hopefully, the Scottish electorate will have enough information to make a sensible decision by the time election day comes around. All I have to say, is the intimidatory scare tactics about the NHS does not befit one of the most historic debates in the history of UK politics. I had expected the politicians to rise to the occasion, raise the level of debate and not descend into gutter politics. In any case, the NHS is a devolved power to Scotland, therefore, Alex Salmond is responsible. But, what do I know about politics!

Note: The office waste bin was always referred to as "file 13" in my days in the paper-filled world of business. Good advice on how to manage the vast flow of paperwork was to handle any document only once. You either action it immediately, file it for future reference or throw it in "file 13." In todays' paperless world of electronic documentation the same procedure applies except that "file 13" is replaced by the delete key, which places the file in the waste-bin in Windows . Of course you have to empty the waste-bin occasionally. It is marvellous how the the technology changes from paper to paperless, but the underlying principle is exactly the same.

1208 GMT+1 28/08/2014 Update: Meanwhile, back at the For a Few Dollars More, themed restaurant, the three Dogsville directors, having finished their meal and several bottles of the remarkable good Sutter Home rosé wine, started to make their way to the door, trying to ignore Clint. "Adios amigos......I'll see you at your bankruptcy hearings" Clint shouted after them. Chico turned and said "Up yours"........ Harpo added; "Swivel on this" and gave a hand signal which Clint had noticed was very prevalent in down-town Los Angeles. As usual Groucho was much more creative and vented is fury on Clint by saying; "Foxtrot Oscar you Republican Bas***d. Clint smiled and turned to Consuela,  who was behind the bar, and snarled; "These are the three guys who have shafted Dogsville......Two front-men for the Mafia and a (expletive deleted) Limey.

 Clint was half way through his Shiner Bock beer when Consuela came rushing over to his table shouting very excitedly; "She coming!.....She coming!!.... "Whose coming, Consuela?" asked a rather puzzled Clint...."Quick señor is señorita Delores......El Gato Fresco!" Clint looked up as Delores entered the restaurant.......An absolute vision in her white business suit from WalMart. 

Clint recalled how Delores Escobar now owns the Caterpillar franchise in California, which is why she is called  El Gato Fresco. She also has a big portfolio....of business investments, which makes her a big (expletive deleted) deal in this neck of the woods. Delores learned her business skills as a child on her fathers' 2 million acre West Texas ranch, which she was running from the age of twelve until her younger brother took over. Consuela could not hide her admiration for Delores as she asked; "What can I get you, señorita Delores?" "I'm in a hurry Consuela, so I'll have a glass of Shiner Bock and the Tex-Mex beef fajita......Bring them over at Clints' table."

As Delores glided over to his table, Clint thought, where the hell was she fifty years ago. Delores smiled at her old friend Clint, saying; "Hiya Clint...Long time no see......How's business?" Clint replied; "OK, I'm just working on the outline of a new film(movie)......I've got the framework of the plot and a provisional cast list........I think I can bring it in for about $1.5 million." Delores replied; "I've got some fantastic locations you can use.... If you can fit in a few Caterpillars into the background we would probably be able to drop $100,000 into your budget." "That would be great, Delores..... I think we will have quite a few location scenes." said Clint....."By the way, how is your father?......I haven't seen him since I was doing Rawhide down there all those years ago." "He's  fine......Getting a bit old and frail these days" replied Delores. "Aren't we all, Delores......Aren't we all!" retorted Clint, wishing he hadn't said that.

As Clint pondered the requirements of his new film(movie) he realised he would be needing some vehicles for stunts and other scenes. "Dolores," Clint inquired, "You don't happen to have some nice sedans, pick-ups and about 6 SUVs for the stunts. In her usual business-like manner Delores replied, "Sure Clint....I will just have to check what we have in stock at the dealership." With that she whipped out her laptop and shouted to Consuela, "Consuela......What's password for the WiFi?" Consuela replied; "It's right there above the Wurlizter Juke Box.......señorita Delores........"Gracias" Delores replied. She bashed the laptop keyboard furiously for a few minutes and then turned to Clint; "I can let you have 6 SUV trade-ins, in various colours and conditions for the stunts, for free...........And I can get you any new sedan or pick-up ex-demonstrator you want, for free.......If you damage any of the sedans or pick-ups, you pay for them.......And this deal is instead of the $100,000 for the Caterpillar product placement....How's that?". "It's a deal, Delores" Clint replied and they shook hands on it.

Delores and Clint eat their lunch in silence for a few minutes, then Clint asked; "Does Crapriati still keep pestering you?" Delores replied; "You don't have to worry about me..........I'm a West Texas gal, Clint.....I can take care of myself."........"I wasn't worried about you, Deloris......I have seen what you guys in West Texas do to turn a bull into a bullock" said Clint. They both laughed!....Finally, Delores asked; "What is it with you and these Italians, Clint?" He replied; "It's not the Italians......I've been to Italy many times and enjoyed every minute....It's the mob!.......The last big film(movie)  I tried to make in Dogsville, the mob leaned on the Trade Unions to strike which screwed up my schedule and bust the budget.......Now, I have to make all films(movies) on location......I've been looking for an opportunity to get even and I think it's just around the corner........By the way Deloris , are you still holding those Cat D10s and that big excavator I asked you about 18 months ago? ".....Yes of course Clint, but this is not the 1950s and this is certainly not West Texas......Those guys have some back-up." replied Deloris with concern. "I don't need back-up Deloris.....I was born in California and your father taught me everything I need to know about kicking a**...... Deloris and Clint laughed again and they continued to reminisce about the old days until Delores finally announced; "I've got to get over to Sacramento, there's a meeting about water supplies and I think there may be a big business opportunity in the valley." Clint replied; "You know the old saying, Delores, if you own the water, you own the valley." The two friends laughed........ Delores left the restaurant saying; "Adiós, Consuela.....Gracias" on her way out.

Clint thought; Delores is very much like her father....I pity anybody who gets in her way!.......He finally called out to Consuela; "Adiós, Consuela.....I'm going home now".........."Adiós, señor Clint!.........Hasta mañana." replied Consuela.

To be continued.

Note: The above sketch is a fictional representation of the world of films(movies). Clint Eastwood plays himself and is portrayed in a fairly good light, so I hope he will not be too aggrieved. Anyone who steals any part of any of my Blogs/scripts does so at their own, extremely high,  personal risk.

I know everyone is wondering what happened to my other character, FiFi Yvette Le Clerc, the fictional Consulting Engineer for Real Engineers. She is developing new technology at Real Engineers' Skunk Works at the moment and will probably team up Deloris Escobar on some big project in the near future. The big business know-how of Deloris and high technology engineering skills of Fifi will be a winning combination. Watch this space!

By the way, I write this fictional material as a break from the daily grind of Engineering, Finance and Politics. It is my way of giving my brain a rest.  

1020 GMT+1 29/08/2014 Update: To cheer you up today, here is Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up,  and many others.

0755 GMT+1 30/08/2014 Update: Let me spell out my criteria for voting in the UK General Election in 2015, so that nobody is under any illusion. I will not vote for any candidate in the forthcoming General  Election in 2015 who cannot produce the results of a toxicology tests to show they are not an alcohol/drug abuser. Why? Because I believe there is enough evidence of irrational decision-making at the very centre of Government since 1997 to indicate there is some external factor inflencing this odd behaviour and I have identified alcohol/drug abuse as the probable cause. In any case, if you cannot drive a car under the influence of alcohol or drugs, then you are certainly not fit to run a country(state). This issue assumes a greater importance today as the tensions and sabre rattling in Europe, the Middle East and the Fast East increase.

At minimum, in a civilised democracy, anyone who has access to, or control of, lethal weapons should have a medical and mental assessment plus a toxicology test as a matter of routine, especially where weapons of mass destruction are concerned. An alcohol/drug abuser at the lowest levels in UK society cannot do much damage, except to themselves, but, at the highest levels of authority, a persons' erratic behaviour under the influence of alcohol or drugs could easily trigger a chain of events with drastic world-wide consequences. Therefore, as a firm believer in a top-down approach to any problem, we should start screening those in the highest authority in the public and private sectors for alcohol/drug abuse to eliminate erratic or illogical decision-making, which I believe has been the primary cause of the mayhem in the world of UK politics and finance since ~1997.

The General Election in 2015 will be the last chance to take a stand against alcohol/drug abuse, which has brought so much tragedy to the UK. Soon, the alcohol and drug abusers will be in the the majority and there will be no turning back. I have already observed some changes amongst those who are known alcohol/drug abusers as we move into third generation of addicts, which should set off the alarm bells. Personally, I will not accept the rule of a UK Government consisting mainly of alcohol/drug abusers. I think we now of have evidence of misrule of the UK, which can, in my opinion,  be attributed to the long term effects of alcohol/drug abuse. It is now or never for those of us who are opposed to alcohol/drug abuse becoming the accepted norm in UK society. This is not amoral issue, this is a matter of the survival of the UK as a major, developed nation in the world or do we descend into Third World Status. There is statistical and financial evidence the UK is slipping down the world rankings in terms of GDP(Gross Domestic Product) at an alarming rate, as emerging nations grasp the opportunities presented by new technology and overtake the UKs' GDP in  the fast lane of the Internet Age.

Everyone has a free choice on the alcohol/drug abuse issue. If you want evidence of the effects of long term drug abuse, just take a good look at the drastic ageing of the pop stars of yesteryear, whose mantra was "Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll, with many of their friends suffering tragic, early deaths" They are the burned out clinker of the human race! A view of the current images of the so-called pop icons of the 1960s/70/80s, who were known alcohol/drug abusers, will have a chilling effect on your soul!!

To put it more crudely so that everyone is clear, I would like, in the first instance, to be assured those UK people who can authorise the use of WMD(Weapons of Mass Destruction), are free from the permanent influence of alcohol and drugs. It is not much to ask. We can then move further down the hierarchy testing for alcohol and drug abusers. There are more than enough problems in the world without having to restrain alcohol/drug abusers from initiating events which then run out of control..